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Indie Femscout rp blog Semi-selective Mun is 18+ 7+ Years of rp experience Multi-ship

[cherrykitkat]

ahah, finally, a new expression meme

here y’all go

[powerrhitter]

nsf/w under the cut

Strip me down and go to town (I'm your sex slave!) Lick me over upside down (I'm your sex slave!) Pound and pound and pound and pound (I'm your sex slave!) Baby make me make that sound (I'm your sex slave!)

[pinion-shafts-and-flanges]

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[pinion-shafts-and-flanges]

She felt the wind whipping her hair around and stinging her face. She felt the hot sun. She smelled the worn leather of the seats. It nearly felt like home. 

She nearly missed the turn for the bar and grabbed at the steering wheel to veer the car over. If her passenger wasn’t wearing a seat belt she’d like get jerked around. And if there was a cop nearby, she’d probably get a ticket for her erratic driving. Luckily no one patrolled these roads. 

She pulled into a parking spot and turned off the engine. It suddenly went very quiet as the engine rumbled down to a quiet purr, then nothing. 

[powerrhitter]

Jeremee was snapped out of her thoughts as her skull banged against the window. “Ouuuch!” she hissed quietly, embarrassed that her recklessness had gotten her hurt. That had to be karma.

Not wanting to be caught red-handed without her seatbelt, she quickly scuttled out the door and into the parking lot. She realized that she must look suspicious as hell, so she leaned against the truck in an effort to look more relaxed. Why did it matter so much though? “Good memories here.” she attempted to make some light conversation since she had been so quiet the ride over

[powerrhitter]

Oh fish ally back!

I’m in a much better place now, thank y’all for being so patient with me!

[powerrhitter]

ooc

Hey y’all, sorry I’ve been a little inactive. I’ve hit a hard wave of depression after getting over getting sick and I’m sorta riding it out. I’ll try and write some stuff tomorrow, but I figured I’d check in tonight and see how things were doin. Thanks for being patient with me

[vaememes]

✧    SUPERNATURAL   PROMPTS   !     (   PART   I  .   )

*  A MIXTURE OF SPN S1 - S5 PROMPTS , CHANGE ANY PRONOUNS AS NEEDED .

‘ Come on, it wasn’t easy, but it wasn’t that bad. ‘

‘ I swear, man, you gotta update your cassette tape collection. ‘

‘ Don’t be afraid of the dark? What, are you kidding me? ‘

‘ Of course you should be afraid of the dark! You know what’s out there! ‘

‘ I’m not sure you realize just how much trouble you’re in here. ‘

‘ You wanna tell me what’s goin’ on in that freaky head of yours? ‘

‘ I’m supposed to be the belligerent one, remember? ‘

‘ Kids are strong. You’d be surprised what they can deal with. ‘

‘ Look, man, I get you’re nervous, alright, but you gotta stay focused. ‘

‘ I just think, whatever’s going to happen is going to happen. ‘

‘ You can either roll over and die or you can keep fighting, no matter what. ‘

‘ Stop askin’ if I need anything, stop askin’ if I’m okay. ‘

‘ You two have never worked a show in your lives before, have you? ‘

‘ There’s no maybe. Find the bad thing, kill it. ‘

‘ You’re telling me there’s no lore on how to smoke ‘em? ‘

‘ No one in their right mind chooses this life. ‘

‘ So, we’re eating bacon cheeseburgers for breakfast, are we? ‘

‘ I don’t want you doing… anything! I want you to sit right here, and don’t move! ‘

‘ So you’re only out for yourself, huh? It’s all about number one? ‘

‘ What the hell is wrong with you?! You don’t just go around shooting people like that!  ‘

‘ Now, do you want me to help you out with that gun, or not, hm? ‘

‘ Did I just see you strike out with a prostitute? How’s that work? ‘

‘ You want to know what I did – what I really did? I had lunch. ‘

‘ So, you think the murders are what, a reenactment? That’s a little crazy. ‘

‘ Okay, how about you tell me where they are, or I kill you right now? ‘

‘ Well I’m just saying, he’s not leaving us a whole lot of options. ‘

‘ You know what, man? I’m sick and tired of your old stupid kamikaze trick. ‘

‘ I don’t know. I just, uh, I just woke up in a pine box… ‘

‘ I mean, we’re pretty much set to catch and kill anything I’ve ever heard of. ‘

‘ But what I do know is that I’m saving people. And stopping demons. ‘

‘ What’s the matter? You don’t think you deserve to be saved? ‘

‘ Human souls don’t just walk out of hell and back into their bodies easily! ‘

‘ I’m trying to come up with a theory, here. Okay? Work with me. ‘

‘ I mean, I’ve saved some people, okay? ‘

‘ It’s a spell to send the Witnesses back to rest. Should work… ‘

‘ Any chance you got everything we need here in this room? ‘

‘ That’s just not as appealing as a ghost-proof panic room, you know? ‘

‘ I thought you must have learned something. I thought I died for something. ’

‘ You know, I almost got my heart ripped out of my chest. ‘

‘ Read the Bible. Angels are warriors of God. I’m a soldier. ‘

‘ What, do you get your freak on by watching other people sleep? ‘

‘ Even if this sounds really weird, will you promise me that you will remember?  ‘

‘ And you don’t care that he’s tearing up the future looking for me right now? ‘

‘ All right, well, first things first; how did we end up on Soul Plane? ‘

‘ Yes, I’m a fan, but I really don’t appreciate being mocked. ‘

‘ Oh, yeah? You’re sorry you started Armageddon?! ‘

‘ Keep mouthing off, I’ll break more than his legs. ‘

‘ There is no other way, there must be a battle. ‘

‘ Don’t be afraid. This is your choice. You need to invite me in. ‘

‘ I just can’t keep pretending that everything’s all right. Because it’s not. ‘

‘ You chose a demon over your own brother…and look what happened. ‘

‘ I just don’t…I don’t think that we can ever be what we were.. ‘

‘ I lost everything, for nothing. So keep your opinions to yourself. ‘

‘ I’m in no shape to be hunting. I need to step back, 'cause I’m dangerous. ‘

‘ Haven’t we been down this road before? ‘

‘ I was dead from the moment we said hello. ‘

‘ Don’t you get it? You can’t run from yourself. Why are you running now?? ‘

‘ Would you believe I’m actually trying to protect you? ‘

‘ Same song, different verse. Things are never gonna change with you. Never. ‘

‘ You were wasted by a Teenage Mutant Ninja Angel? ‘

‘ Riddle wrapped inside an enigma wrapped inside a taco? ‘

‘ We’re humans. And when humans want something, really, really bad…we lie. ‘

‘ Oh. Well, last night on earth, what, uh…what’re your plans? ‘

‘ This whole industry runs on absent fathers, it’s- it’s the natural order. ‘

‘ Do you remember the twentieth century? Think the twenty-first is going any better? ‘

‘ Aren’t you a surprise? You’ve come a long way to see this, haven’t you? ‘

‘ I’m sorry. It must be painful, speaking to me in this…shape. ‘

‘ Why? Why would I want to destroy this stunning thing? ‘

‘ Oh, good God, you’re not gonna tell me a bedtime story, are ya? ‘

‘ I know that “Supernatural” is just a book, okay? I know the difference between fantasy and reality. ‘

[pinion-shafts-and-flanges]

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[powerrhitter]

They were almost total opposites, though she supposed there were some similarities between going for a jog and going for a drive. Jer tended to be high energy all the time, always getting into some sort of mess. She got the impression that Abigail was fairly laid-back, but she wasn’t sure yet.

The feeling of the car speeding up jerked Jerimee from her thoughts and back into the real world. She glanced over at Abigail and wondered how she could look cool as a cucumber, as if nothing was happening at all. With a shrug, she was back in her own head. She knew that they’d be at the bar soon enough at this rate, but her thoughts commanded her attention, namely the image of the enemy Engineer that seemed branded into her mind. There was something about her that made Scout’s heartbeat quicken. Was it the speed of the car? This being the first friendship she had made with someone on the opposite team? Was she still thinking of how Abigail had outsmarted her?

Or was it something else? 

[coochie-puncher-deactivated2021]

EMERGENCY CORONA COMMISSION PRICES

Hi! I am once again changing my commission prices! I know, I know... I’m very fucking annoying. HOWEVER, I am also very fucking POOR.

Due to the quarantine, my city has put on a hiring freeze and soon my mom might have to stop working for two weeks. We will be HOMELESS if this happens!

I know almost all of you are going through this same thing but I’m so scared and any little bit will help!

Prices:

1. Painted bust - $30

Will take longer than the others

Will only do busts because I don’t have time to do full body paintings, I’m sorry

Full color, shading, and background

2. Normal style - $20

Any size, any character/person

Full color, shading, & background

Will take about a week

3. Group drawing - ~$25

+$1 per person if more than two people

In normal style, sorry I won’t have time to paint something so big

Full color, shading, and background

Will take about a week, maybe two (depending)

4. Colored sketch - $10

Base colors, a bit of shading, and background

Simple, not very detailed

Will take less than a week

Please message me on here or message me on Instagram if you’re interested! I really need the money right now!

If you don’t have enough for any a tip would be appreciated, anything helps.

Paypal

Venmo

And if you can’t afford to help at all, please help by reblogging this! Thank you all!

[powerrhitter]

“Oh! Sorry! I thought you were someone else..”

A tap on her shoulder had caught her attention as she fumbled about on the ground with a medkit. The RED Pyro must’ve seen the sheer terror on Jer’s face as she spun around to face him, there was absolutely no way she could hide the knee-jerk reaction. She couldn’t remember if today was ceasefire or not. All she knew was that she was on duty to stock the medkits up since she had taken the last one.

Realizing that she was silent as a stone, she forced herself to say something. “T-That’s fine!” her voice was strained, giving away her fear. Not that she had ever met this particular person, but his attire reminded her very much of every Pyro who had ever burnt her to a crisp.

Jerimee stood up and took two big steps back, fearing that there might be a battle going on she knew nothing about. Despite this, she tried to act like nothing was happening, “You need somethin’, RED? I was just about to head back to the commons if you’re lost.”

[powerrhitter]

Naturally crazy? She definitely knew some people on her side that fit that description. “Nah, it’s not that far but it’s nothin like RED’s.” The RED base was angular and blocky, nothing like the dome that her and her teammates lived in.

“Follow me.” She waved at him and started walking towards the base. Idly she wondered if he’d be welcomed there or if there’d be trouble. Surely it couldn’t go too sour with her escorting him.

Not really caring about where she was going, she turned and started walking backwards so she could face him. Repercussions were never something that ran through her mind. “So hey,” the brunette fussed with her ponytail as she spoke, making sure now hair was coming loose, “I never caught your name and calling you ‘That RED Pyro’ might be kinda weird.”

[cromchychipdip]

I made a Disaster Bi pride flag.

[pinion-shafts-and-flanges]

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[powerrhitter]

Jesus, the engine was loud. The sudden sound made Jer almost jump out of her skin. She did as she was told and buckled up, something she felt was unnecessary for such a short drive. “What’s the worst that could happen?” she thought. Responsibility was not he middle name.

Once she stopped pouting about the seatbelt, she noticed that there was something different about the Engineer. She couldn’t quite place her finger on it, but she almost seemed...at home like this? It was kinda cute.

Wait, what? After giving her head a good shake to clear away her thoughts, she turned back to Abigail and asked, “So, whatchu do for fun?” 

[powerrhitter]

“Oh! Sorry! I thought you were someone else..”

A tap on her shoulder had caught her attention as she fumbled about on the ground with a medkit. The RED Pyro must’ve seen the sheer terror on Jer’s face as she spun around to face him, there was absolutely no way she could hide the knee-jerk reaction. She couldn’t remember if today was ceasefire or not. All she knew was that she was on duty to stock the medkits up since she had taken the last one.

Realizing that she was silent as a stone, she forced herself to say something. “T-That’s fine!” her voice was strained, giving away her fear. Not that she had ever met this particular person, but his attire reminded her very much of every Pyro who had ever burnt her to a crisp.

Jerimee stood up and took two big steps back, fearing that there might be a battle going on she knew nothing about. Despite this, she tried to act like nothing was happening, “You need somethin’, RED? I was just about to head back to the commons if you’re lost.”

[powerrhitter]

The sigh of relief that left her was almost comical. Today, at least for now, she’d survive unsinged. “Resupply? Man, nobody tells me nothin’!” her words were emphasized with a kick to the floorboards. To her team’s credit, Jer wasn’t the kind of person that was helpful in these situations. All she’d do is whine the entire time about how much work moving shit was.

She stood like a log for a moment before realizing what he said. He wasn’t from around here, so he may or may not know where BLU was stationed. “Need me to escort ya to our home? It’s not that far from here and I’m finished with what I’m doin’ anyways.” Partially true. Jerimee couldn’t keep track of what she was doing ever, so there may have been a few empty medkits here and there.

[pinion-shafts-and-flanges]

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[powerrhitter]

Jerimee nodded and ran to go grab her bag and wallet from her room. It was a short jog and she was back in a few minutes. The real trouble was the parking lot. She had never been on this side and was a little worried about running into someone who hated her guts. It was an almost exact copy of the BLU parking lot, save for the different cars.

It took a few more minutes, but she finally found Abigail's truck.

[pinion-shafts-and-flanges]

😠

[powerrhitter]

Upon hearing her options, she let out a sigh of relief. Despite knowing it was unlikely to happen, having her shortcomings brought up killed her. “Um,” she tilted her head and thought for a moment, “Let’s take your truck!”

Driving was much quicker, and to be honest she was actually starving now that she had food on the brain.

[powerrhitter]

“Oh! Sorry! I thought you were someone else..”

A tap on her shoulder had caught her attention as she fumbled about on the ground with a medkit. The RED Pyro must’ve seen the sheer terror on Jer’s face as she spun around to face him, there was absolutely no way she could hide the knee-jerk reaction. She couldn’t remember if today was ceasefire or not. All she knew was that she was on duty to stock the medkits up since she had taken the last one.

Realizing that she was silent as a stone, she forced herself to say something. “T-That’s fine!” her voice was strained, giving away her fear. Not that she had ever met this particular person, but his attire reminded her very much of every Pyro who had ever burnt her to a crisp.

Jerimee stood up and took two big steps back, fearing that there might be a battle going on she knew nothing about. Despite this, she tried to act like nothing was happening, “You need somethin’, RED? I was just about to head back to the commons if you’re lost.”

[pinion-shafts-and-flanges]

😠

[powerrhitter]

A grin broke out on her face when the Engineer accepted her proposal. “Oh yeah, mine’s Jerimee. Dad says mom was so set on having a boy that she didn’t want to change the name they picked.” She caught herself starting to overshare and promptly shut her mouth. It was a bad habit of hers that she was trying to work on.

“Anyways uh, Tuefort has a bar that’s pretty decent. It’s a couple blocks from here, so you okay with walkin’?” Silently, she prayed the answer would be yes. Despite being 23, she still didn’t have her license.

[faufilerbelle]

Au revoir, ma petite chou-fleur

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