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I know a Shepherds pie is shaking in its boots when a hobbit is in a 1km radius

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She Winston on my Churchill till I Coventry

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society (Albion) if Merthur kissed

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Hannigram, but with Grindr screenshots

[onceandfuturehighpriestess]

New Meme Format

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seven nights of carnal passion in my lean-to

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let me treat u sexially girl

[deffomby]

average cannon gay dude/relationship in media is always some bs like: "i-i can't like a boy >_<!! I am one!!!" meanwhile queerbating media is always some shit like: "I'd happily give you every inch of my skin,bones,organs, and soul without any hesitation, all of me belongs to you and it'll stay that way till the last star in the universe withers away... I'm not gay though I've got a wife and two kids."

[merlinmylove]

[renncandraw]

Rewatched Merlin last week this was how it ended

[absolutegibberishandnumbers]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

[singingrottenbones]

leave it to will graham to serve level 10 cunt during a hallucination with a raging fever + headache

[swimmingchicken9]

guys dont worry hes got this

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Wdym u want mr.kim dokja who got canonically bullied for being a mega faggot to get with a woman.

#muh luh muh

Yes you do like men

[theroundbartable]

After 1500 years, Merlin thinks it's better to keep his aquired wealth hidden. It's all for Arthur anyway and Merlin would get bored without working hard everyday.

So he just - works a lot. To get away from the stress he takes a couple years off of doctor work and works as a barista in a coffee shop instead.

And then Arthur returns.

And Merlin is deeply embarrassed when Arthur sees him and asks him how he's 'sunken so low' (from working for kings to serve at a pub). Their initial fight about this topic becomes legendary in the history of the small local coffee shop.

And the regulars notice that Arthur ... Very quickly becomes one of them. He and Merlin bicker often and always and it seems like Arthur doesn't have a job at all, which makes his initial comment even worse.

He has also, somehow, never drunken coffee before? And still doesn't like the sweet stuff, as if he'd never had sugar in his life.

He stays everyday, for as long as Merlin works and then they leave together. Merlin takes Arthur to his apartment and every previous comment is stuck in Arthur's throat because modern apartments are beautiful? Not as big as he would like, but damn.

Merlin takes a month before he confesses to Arthur that he owns the entire building.

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Help it's been years since I read the books but this is lit himmy

(I only read up to 5 jkr writing is nawt allat)

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Alt universe where everyone thinks Merlin keeps calling random women visiting the castle trolls n witches cus he's gay