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❤️‍🔥 wife ❤️‍🔥

“𝕵𝖔𝖎𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝕾𝖊𝖗𝖕𝖊𝖓𝖙 𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌, 𝖆𝖘 𝖋𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑𝖞… 𝕿𝖔𝖌𝖊𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗, 𝖜𝖊 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖉𝖊𝖛𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖞 𝖌𝖔𝖉𝖘!”

🔥 🐍 GOLDEN ORDER HOUNDS BEGONE! 🐍 🔥

warmest welcome, upon mine ramblings. Thou shalt find nothing but blasphemy, save for complaining about mine siblings... and beloath'd father

if thou'rt Tarnished, seek an audience with Lady Tanith of Volcano Manor. no particular reason... no hidden motives here...

if thou'rt simply passing by, come hither, say hello. I shalt entertain thee. let us speak of debauchery and nonsense. tell me of thy PVP ventures and other worldly ventures

I only ask that thou'rt civilised and respectful to all walks of life (except the Golden Order of course). Hateful speech is not welcome in this space whatsoev'r.

🌋

themooninthestars

hypersp-ce

One last piece of Elden Ring fanart

#wifeposting

gvalesdraws

our devouring love

#resplendent ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

ranni-thewitch

i still refuse to believe rykard is straight. get that heterosexual freak out of mine gay family

praetor--rykard

???????????

#nothing more needst be said #excuse me but if ye thinkst for but a mere moment that i am not having queer orgies in mine sexy manor thou art sorely mistaken

anyone up for a spot of cold bloody murder?

ranni-thewitch

just walked in on mine mother passionately making out with queen marika. where did i go wrong what did i do to deserve this

#i thinketh i hauve covid........................#and not in the usual way #dear GOD!!!!! THE WORLD IS OVER #LOVE MAY WIN BUT WE CARIANS DOTH NOT!!!!#why is every day misery #my mother can v'ry well be bisexual if she wishest but why o why like this

father is an oaf

#horrid horrible rambleposting

eveligne

Men are a type of biomass that can be fed to a large serpent in order to be come girls

alectofaildstdnt

@praetor--rykard is that why you fed yourself to a large serpent?

praetor--rykard

art thou hearing me say no?...

#perhaps...#not beating the allegations . am I?

oh great and noble serpent king, can we get a fit check

the last belligerent fool who cameth to me demanding and begging for a fit check turn'd out to be the love of mine life and mine partner in crime Inquisitor Ghiza. that is to say, absolutely not, mine hulking sexy size cannot fit on thy device screen.

#asks #unless thou'rt planning to join mine polycule or ye possess the world's largest screen...... i cannot entertain thee #if ye ask'd Radahn about a fit check he wouldst tell thee he is not epileptic no doubt within mine mind #he dost not comprehend.... the fit.#in saying that . i believe more across the lands between wouldst benefit from rings #alas all they wishest to sport is bloody talismans #what art thou warding off? the fashion police?

slander posts art so beautiful. we must truly do more of them. yesss... air thy dirty laundry out for all to see!!! sow the seeds of chaos... destroy a couple of friendships. as a treat.... 😍🔥

#horrid horrible rambleposting #more people shouldst be more catty #t'would truly maketh the world an uglier beautiful place 😍#but remember do it anonymously or else the tumblr police shall slay thee #i kid i kid. no more vagueposting... 🫵 anonymity is for followers of the golden order!!!! weak!!!!!!

when wilt mine hunger be truly satisfied

#horrid horrible rambleposting