the snark of a thousand teenagers.

john / 22 / washington. pesterchum: ghostyFlickster kik: prankmeister

[cher-horowitz]

[merccier]

[wizardries]

Can Tumblr make it so we can reply to people’s posts again? 

[david]

Yes! Replies were admittedly way too limited and barely used. (Only a few thousand blogs a month were even receiving them.) They’re down for upgrades but will be back and much improved! Thanks for your patience. 🐬

[strongbowdarkfruit]

just because some nerds didn’t get any replies doesn’t mean we, the popular kids, should be punished

[prankmeister]

kids are incredible.. how many kids do you have??

i have two! my daughter, scout, is six, and my son archer is just now a year old. 

[prankmeister]

i am trying to think of child related updates i can relay while i’m here, but i’m honestly kind of drawing a blank. 

[prankmeister]

i don’t know why i foolishly expected this website to be fixed between now and when i was here two days ago, but boy imagine my disappointment when i come back and it still blows.

[prankmeister]

this is just the punishment we get for staying on this crappy website for so long i guess. 

[prankmeister]

so this tumblr update isn’t great. 

replies are gone, apparently? how are we dealing with that? does everybody just have conversations in reblogs now? trimming posts also seems like an even bigger pain in the butt than it was before, so really, i guess my question is: what the fuck?

[prankmeister]

hmm… well.

[jewelofafrlca-deactivated202303]

JOHN!!!!

[prankmeister]

long time no see, dawit! how are you, buddy?

[prankmeister]

hmm... well.

[prankmeister]

(( also i think its worth it to mention that i’ll be back on this blog... eventually... once i get out of my weird homestuck rp funk. john is too near and dear to my heart to ever drop completely 

[prankmeister]

anyway, scout’s birthday is on the 5th so please feel free to send my tiny evil menace some messages that day so i can relay them to her if you want.

[prankmeister]

i really appreciate people still following me here despite the fact that i continue to just not fucking be around at all. i am working on that! honestly. i really do not think i could ever totally abandon the place where i met most of my friends.

[viralsmash]

HOW TO FIGHT A BABY (by Gavin McInnes)

[direkter]

ideas to make yourself feel great: put on a sweater that you can drown in

[direkter]

have you seen this

[monkeychusetts]

[shrekyourself]