Connecticut Demon Wife

Costume and jewelry designer. Big tiddy goth gf. Metalhead. Bound to @kaldheimknight till death. Show me cats and ask me about my OCs. Too trad for the libs, too lib for the trads.

[willgrahamscock]

[janawijete]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[geminiagentgreen]

[system-a-naturae]

[silbervvind]

[mattressblowoutsale]

a dude at the gym just reached in his bag, pulled out a bottle of Hershey’s chocolate syrup, smiled & shook his head like that’s just something that happens to people, put it back and then pulled out a bottle of water instead

[dogpuppy]

[only-cat-memes]

[gumy-shark]

when you reblog a post because you think a specific mutual would enjoy it and then they reblog it from you

[marzipanandminutiae]

many of our ancestors worked so hard to be not farming and I deeply appreciate that

I love not farming

I respect the hell out of farmers and I'm glad that's someone's dream. because it's sure not mine

I would not be taken in by the tradwife influencer grift about milking a cow in a sundress. I have been around cows. my uncle was a dairy farmer. I love not milking a cow. I love getting milk from a store. I love getting vegetables and fruit and meat and bread from a store.

would I rather it be a local farm's store or a local bakery or butcher shop? yes! maybe when I make more money!

but oh. my god. I love not farming so much

[akamxru]

cup a dert little worms babey!!!!!!!!!!!!

[akamxru]

YOU ALREADY KNO WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN ON

[thegaymertrainer]

Ribbon dancing I was not aware of your evolution 🤯

[terra-nightgale]

OMG I CAN HAZ TUMBLR

so yea, i made a blog and now i need to post stuff XD

[flareonfloof]

omg finally

[terra-nightgale]

i’m going to blow up everything forever.

[famouspainterwombat]

[itsbenedict]

#france in shambles. automation truly comes for us all.

[cpericardium]

[absentminded-butch]

[mama-germany]

stop turning off reblogs dammit

[ca314159bara]

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

[succubusboyfriend]

practicing self care less out of self love and more for the sheer logical reasoning of it’d be kinda stupid of me to expect myself to be able to function without proper maintenance

[succubusboyfriend]

“oh i don’t deserve rest and relaxation, i haven’t done enough, i haven’t earned it” and my car’s breaks don’t deserve break fluid because they aren’t breaking well enough to earn it. that’s what you sound like!!!!!

[mevil]

[flork-of-cows-official]

"Schlimbo Bussy Sweat" this, "Flork Bussy Water" that...

*Slams fists on table*

When are we going to get "Tumblr Guy Bussy Juice™"?

Also, do you have an ibuprofen? My hands hurt now.

YOULL NEVER GET A DROP OUT OF MEEEEEE