LizzeOlsen: The paper ring will be on the kitchen counter besides the empty pan @prattprattpratt.
prattprattpratt: @LizzieOlsen Ok, well, I'm keeping the house and the kid.
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LizzeOlsen: The paper ring will be on the kitchen counter besides the empty pan @prattprattpratt.
prattprattpratt: @LizzieOlsen Ok, well, I'm keeping the house and the kid.
LizzieOlsen: I mean, there may not be in twenty minutes, @prattprattpratt.
prattprattpratt: @LizzieOlsen this is grounds for divorce. And I don't care that we're not even married.
LizzieOlsen: I made rice crispy treats with m&m's and..my life is different. I will be eating this whole pan.
prattprattpratt: @LizzieOlsen You're telling me theres rice crispy teats with m&ms in the house and I'm just finding out about it?
ChrisPratt: I feel a strange sense of pride when my kid roasts me.
{text} I don't want to step foot into that kitchen for a month.
{text} I don't know why you let me do that.
Text: It was your idea and your choice. I was fine leaving it.
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@fckitslizzie
{text} Okay, I’ll give you that one.
{text} Next we should design an outside kitchen space, that the grill is like built into. Can have a sink and dishwasher and everything.
Text: Ok, this is the first update I'm 100% on board for. This should happen ASAP, actually.
{text} I’m talented and already got most of the things I need. I got this. 💪🏻
{text} I will protect your precious kitchen that I use wayyy more than you do.
Text: I believe in you.
Text: I use the kitchen! I use it to prep to cook on the grill....
{text} He can do the first coat so it won't matter that it's messy and uneven and probably all over.
{text} I'll get some extra tarps.
Text: Ok cool, I mean lets be real, if it gets messed up we'll just hire someone to fix it anyway.
Text: Please. the floors and counters were expensive.
{text} Well that sure is progress. It's fine, Jack is here this weekend I'll get him to help me.
Text: He'll be productive for less than an hour. I'm calling it now.
{text} So did painting your brothers house, convince you that our kitchen is dark and boring and we should paint it?
Text: it convinced me that you can paint our kitchen and I'll just accept whatever you do.
{text} She loves you more, she deserves it. It’s fine. Not like I hold it against her.
Text: But she likes you too!
{text} Jacks number one, then her, then Maverick.
{text} At least you know it.
Text: Mavericks getting the shaft on this one.
Text: Its just true.
{text} Eh, you gave me my best friend, so you did something right.
{text} Plus, watch yourself. We’d make some cute ass kids.
Text: I gave you Minka? I mean, we were just roommates the one time...
Text: I didn't say they wouldn't be cute enough to take over the world.
{text} Annnnd now I’m glad it was negative.
Text: Am I supposed to be offended? I don't know why any procreates with me, I agree with you here.
{text} Hear me out.
{text} We name the kid Maverick and confuse the hell out of them both for years. It’ll be hilarious.
Text: Thats a negative, ghost rider.
{text} It’s Maverick all over again.
Text: Absolutely, only even more seriously because who names their kid Maverick, right?