Fucking hell, James Potter actually knows something clever! Guys this is a momentous occasion! How should we celebrate?
Wait- what? Iâm not putting bolts in your neck. Peter I donât think Iâm qualified for that. Plus I donât wanna Uh- kill you.
Thanks Sirius, that easy to impersonate me, is it? Cheers guys, appreciate it.Â
Although, at least if Sirius is in a dress, itâs no different than how he normally is.
We should celebrate by cracking open that bottle I nicked from Slughorn! Whenâs the last time you lot got trashed, hmm?Â
Iâm only trying to look like a drag queen, not Marlene Damn McKinnon. My legs will remain hairy and I will still look better than any of you. Or should I be one of those muggle Aurors? Theyâve got funny little hats. Or, or, what about a Knight? Reckon I can charm one of the suits of armor into a costume? Merlin, I canât decide!
Wormy-tail, I bet I can do it. How hard could it be? Youâve got nothing in there between those ears anyways!Â
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Lovely, cheers Wormtail.Â
Watch it Moony or I might take a shit on your bed. I mean it this time! And by shit, yes I mean deer poo.Â
Padfoot, you crafty bastard! Let us toast, to me brains and maâ smarts!Â
Merlin, settle down Pads. At this rate, itâll be a wonder to get you in anything that doesnât clash with your eyes. I reckon you should go as a vampire. Be a tranny vamp if you want, I know how much you enjoy sucking!Â
Wormtail, come on buddy. Itâll hurt for like, a minute. If we fuck up, weâll mourn you.Â
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I understand, Rem. Youâd rather have me trust my life in the hand of these two where I have more of a chance of death. I get it.Â
Sirius, if you go into the great hall with hairy legs and high heels, I wonât be able to say I know you. If you want to be a lady; youâve got to act a lady. So, maybe knight might suit you better.Â
What the fuck is it with you and prongs wanting to kill me. I have enough brains not to let either of you around me with a wand, thatâs for sure. And James, thank you for the sentiment, but Iâd rather stay among the living, for now.Â