ꜰᴏʀᴛᴜɴᴇ'ꜱ ᴘʟᴀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ;;

[lmaonade]

just a heads up if i ever act dumb i’m joking. i’m 100% smart and know literally everything

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"Sometimes things just look like vibrators and theres nothing you can do about it!"

@thirdevil

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@thirdevil 😬😬😬😬😬

[bob-belcher]

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I haven’t been here bc webby and cla/ire de//aring have been most Active for me??? like newt’s still a thing but he’s. napping idk. im gonna make a blog for at least one if not both.

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woof ig tumblr punishes me for not being active by making me unfollow ppl??? alright then

[hcllucination]

give me a yeah, you’re dating my best friend but i fuck you better thread

and a my parents hate you so im going to sneak you in at night for quiet sexy time thread

or a wow sexual tension is totally there but were both chicken shit thread

also give me a you’re really innocent and i find that hot as fuck so let me taint you thread

[precursd]

The fucking lack of empathy you demons have is staggering YES fictional ships are fictional which is why it's even more disgusting that you're saying to real human beings that have suffered trauma "sorry for what happened to you but can you hurry up and get over it? You're inconveniencing me and my fictional ships"

[lookhereiam]

This just in

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Stop putting this shit on my dash or catch this block lmao sometimes fictional ships cause real harm!!! Stop making ch*ld p*rn and ~sexy abuse fantasies~ and then throwing public tantrums demanding that you not be denied the right to jack it to whatever filth you want, you freaks

[2bratty]

WARNING!!!!! do NOT love me!!!! i am a huge disappointment!!’!!?

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ok i havent done anything ic in like weeks im SO SORRY ABOUT THAT but i need to share this thing that owen @strikerranger fucken said to me so maybe someone can tell me wtf im supposed to take away from it. 

“You're like jelly. Someone can try not to like you, but then you get all sticky, and before you know it, it's in your eyebrows and there's and odd jelly like stain all over your shirt.”

I??????????? did he mean??? that i grow on people????? DO I GET IN YALLS’ EYEBROWS????? WHAT DOES THIS M

[buckykingofmemes]

those are bold words for someone in stabbing range

[survivingsiblingsuicide]

It’s odd, isn’t it? People die every day and the world goes on like nothing happened. But when it’s a person you love, you think everyone should stop and take notice. That they ought to cry and light candles and tell you that you’re not alone.

Kristina McMorris, Letters From Home (via survivingsiblingsuicide)

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                      numbness isn’t always necessarily the ABSENCE of feeling—when your foot falls asleep, attempting to move it brings SHARP, STABBING pain until you are once again at rest. his whole body feels this way now; his chest only just barely rises and falls, only a mirror under his nose would make clear he’s still BREATHING. 

                                  it’s best to be still. don’t move, and the pain won’t come. 

                  ❝—…❞

                       his lips part to speak, and that HOT KNIFE feeling hits him right in the stomach, creeping up his throat and he thinks better of it, pressing them firmly together again to keep from spitting up bile. 

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oof oof oof oof oof

[jeffreycombs]

Pacific Rim (2013) Deleted Scene

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so idk when this became a ducktales blog but basically louie has become super importnat??? to my newt??? which is. interesting.