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FEAR stands for fuck everything and run

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Based on this

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Anathema Device Hates Ross Geller From Friends

credit me if u wanna use the flag

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Welcome to Kill Count where we tally up the victims in all our favourite horror movies!

I’m James A. Janisse and today we’ll be looking at F.R.I.E.N.D.S

F.R.I.E.N.D.S aired on September 22nd, 1994, only a day after Carrie White’s Birthday and one day after the 21st Night Of September.

It ran until May of 2004.

Lets get to the kills!

The show begins as Ross Geller, played by David Shhfnejfifjr finds Adria Arjona, who played Anathemea from the Amazon Prime show Good Omens insulting him.

Ross takes his monkey, Marcel, and unleashes his power on her, bringing us the first gory kill of the show. And the last gory kill, because all the next kills are offscreen.

Ross finds his sister, Courtney Cox and impales her neck with a shower head, but its all a silhouette so it’s not clear if shes dead.

Ross takes Pheobe and throws her out a window. The body isnt shown, but you see blood dripping down her hand, so we’ll count it in.

After that fiasco the camera pans to Marcel, whose eating Joey. Joey fights back and crushes Marcel with a microwave. We wont count it because on Kill Count we onky count humans, sorry Marcel.

Joey is begging for his life as Ross delivers an excellent line.

“My name is Ross Geller you just killed my monkey prepare to die”

Ross snaps his fingers and earns Joey a place on our kill count.

Chandler finds all his friends dead, and joins our friend Pheebs out the window.

But suprise suprise, a twist! Our Final Girl Anathemea cones back from the dead with a baseball bat. She says that Agnis said this would happen in the prophecies, and kills him.

Lets get to the numbers!!!

A total of 5 people died in F.R.I.E.N.D.S, most of them male, giving us a kill on average every 4.6 minutes

Ill give the golden chainsaw for coolest kill to Joey, because of the amazing delivery of Ross’ line.

Ill give the dull machete for lamest kill to Pheobe, because we hardly see her body.

Im James A. Janisse and this has been the Kill Count

(Did I get it right @deadmeatjames ??)

[plaguegirll]

Anathema Device Hates Ross Geller From Friends

credit me if u wanna use the flag

[camp-chrysler-fake]

Welcome to Kill Count where we tally up the victims in all our favourite horror movies!

I’m James A. Janisse and today we’ll be looking at F.R.I.E.N.D.S

F.R.I.E.N.D.S aired on September 22nd, 1994, only a day after Carrie White’s Birthday and one day after the 21st Night Of September.

It ran until May of 2004.

Lets get to the kills!

The show begins as Ross Geller, played by David Shhfnejfifjr finds Adria Arjona, who played Anathemea from the Amazon Prime show Good Omens insulting him.

Ross takes his monkey, Marcel, and unleashes his power on her, bringing us the first gory kill of the show. And the last gory kill, because all the next kills are offscreen.

Ross finds his sister, Courtney Cox and impales her neck with a shower head, but its all a silhouette so it’s not clear if shes dead.

Ross takes Pheobe and throws her out a window. The body isnt shown, but you see blood dripping down her hand, so we’ll count it in.

After that fiasco the camera pans to Marcel, whose eating Joey. Joey fights back and crushes Marcel with a microwave. We wont count it because on Kill Count we onky count humans, sorry Marcel.

Joey is begging for his life as Ross delivers an excellent line.

“My name is Ross Geller you just killed my monkey prepare to die”

Ross snaps his fingers and earns Joey a place on our kill count.

Chandler finds all his friends dead, and joins our friend Pheebs out the window.

But suprise suprise, a twist! Our Final Girl Anathemea cones back from the dead with a baseball bat. She says that Agnis said this would happen in the prophecies, and kills him.

Lets get to the numbers!!!

A total of 5 people died in F.R.I.E.N.D.S, most of them male, giving us a kill on average every 4.6 minutes

Ill give the golden chainsaw for coolest kill to Joey, because of the amazing delivery of Ross’ line.

Ill give the dull machete for lamest kill to Pheobe, because we hardly see her body.

Im James A. Janisse and this has been the Kill Count

(Did I get it right @deadmeatjames ??)

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[emelri]

i drew this on my really old ipad,,, sp the quality isnt that great. but i plan on drawing funtime freddy soon! 😗✌️

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my first post!! i havent posted this on instagram yet but i am in the morning 🤡

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ballora ✨✨✨

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[clownlove4u]

i hereby declare july as Fool Pride Month, here is our flag

here are the meanings!!!!

yellow: the happiness and humor we spread 💛

blue: the calm and sincerity of our actions 💙

red: the love and passion we have for the world around us ❤️

this flag is for everyone who identifies as a clown, fool, jester, mime, or dumb bastard.

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AU where they were kids when Crowley fell.

Poor kid.

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hey u still want to have a discussion on whether queer is a slur? I've at various times found myself on either side and my opinion (that it is) comes from a lot of thought on the issue

Im down

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Asks Open For…

Samara - Stuck in the well

Carrie White - Carrie White

Margaret White - Old knitting jehovahs witness

Chris Hargensen - Chris

Sue Snell - Sue

Rachel - She IS the garden

Jason Voorhees - Sad bullied boi

Pamela Voorhees - Old lady protective of her son, the kids hate her

Tommy Jarvis - Gift shop runner

Freddy Krueger - Local Perv

Nancy Thompson - Has to keep an eye on freddy

Quentin Smith - tired

Billy Loomis - meme team with stu

Stu Macher - meme team with billy

Ghostface - meme team. They fight over who gets the mask and get into arguments. Theyre like brothers they sell girlscout cookies

Sidney Prescott - takes ghostface to sell girlscout cookies

Dewey - camp security

Gale - reports everything except the mass destruction before her

Danny Torrance - pining on carrie (teenager)

Jack Torrance - mermaid

Wennifer Torrance - decapitated head

Pinhead - Dont ask him anything nobody likes him

Harry Warden - Romantic nerd

Leatherface/Bubba Sawyer - tries so hard to help with the lunch lady

Michael Myers - probably wears heelys

Laurie Strode (1978 and 2018) - camp counselor / old badass

Judith Myers - ded

Doctor Samuel Loomis - dammit mike

Jamie - cutie

BeetleJuice - “nice fukin model”

Pennywise - the lunchlady

Christine - the bus

G R E G - the bus driver

Cujo - carries dog

Donna and her kid - stays in christine 24/7

Leprechaun - comes on saint patricks day and kids beat him up at attendance

Happy Death Day Baby - comes on birthdays

Amanda Young - Bffs with carrie and really wants approval from John

Billy The Puppet - gets all of johns attention

Jigsaw/John Kramer - gives billy all of his attention. “Young Punks”

Gordon and Adam - make out in the bathroom

The gang from Stand By Me - were wandering through the woods and found the camp

The gang form IT - Stanley is scared of dewey, richie and teddy are friends, Beverly and carrie are friends

Hannibal Lecter - Lunch Man

Ian Malcolm - ;)

Tom Jones - hes a fucking duck

Waldo - has tourettes

Killer Klowns from Outer Space - All of them are the presidents of the United States. All of the clowns. All of them.

Chucky - Short and people think hes a doll

Norman Bates - Jason Voorhees’ stepdad. Married to Pamela (Lol milf)

Paul and Annie from Misery - eh

Any reboot of previously mentioned characters

I might have missed a few, so just ask if you would like to know who is in the AU.

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Ask them

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What the fuck did I do

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When youre trying to make art for @echoisweird @echogillette but your app crashes and youre left with this

[spinningrims]

i’m seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls

[groovian-whovian]

Never don’t reblog this. There are so many people who have such bad anxiety about phone calls. This can save so many lives

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💕💕💕

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some stickers that are (hopefully) coming soon to my store

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This is adorable

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When youre tall and and you like girls and guys