Welcome to Kill Count where we tally up the victims in all our favourite horror movies!
I'm James A. Janisse and today we'll be looking at F.R.I.E.N.D.S
F.R.I.E.N.D.S aired on September 22nd, 1994, only a day after Carrie White's Birthday and one day after the 21st Night Of September.
It ran until May of 2004.
The show begins as Ross Geller, played by David Shhfnejfifjr finds Adria Arjona, who played Anathemea from the Amazon Prime show Good Omens insulting him.
Ross takes his monkey, Marcel, and unleashes his power on her, bringing us the first gory kill of the show. And the last gory kill, because all the next kills are offscreen.
Ross finds his sister, Courtney Cox and impales her neck with a shower head, but its all a silhouette so it's not clear if shes dead.
Ross takes Pheobe and throws her out a window. The body isnt shown, but you see blood dripping down her hand, so we'll count it in.
After that fiasco the camera pans to Marcel, whose eating Joey. Joey fights back and crushes Marcel with a microwave. We wont count it because on Kill Count we onky count humans, sorry Marcel.
Joey is begging for his life as Ross delivers an excellent line.
"My name is Ross Geller you just killed my monkey prepare to die"
Ross snaps his fingers and earns Joey a place on our kill count.
Chandler finds all his friends dead, and joins our friend Pheebs out the window.
But suprise suprise, a twist! Our Final Girl Anathemea cones back from the dead with a baseball bat. She says that Agnis said this would happen in the prophecies, and kills him.
Lets get to the numbers!!!
A total of 5 people died in F.R.I.E.N.D.S, most of them male, giving us a kill on average every 4.6 minutes
Ill give the golden chainsaw for coolest kill to Joey, because of the amazing delivery of Ross' line.
Ill give the dull machete for lamest kill to Pheobe, because we hardly see her body.
Im James A. Janisse and this has been the Kill Count
(Did I get it right @deadmeatjames ??)
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