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@pregnantxisuma
breaking character to seriouspost for a second - do not EVER under any circumstances show, mention, or allude to this blog or any of its posts to xisuma or any other hermit/adjacent. i don’t care if you think it’ll be funny or whatever. it won’t be
Aborted it #xisuma
I’m pregnant and it’s no one’s
#selfish
xregnancy needs to end. his xoobs are NOT for feeding the young they are for me to holding in my hands. And im not sharing
SAD. if you insist anon i guess he'll need a xabortion :(
remember to practice xafe xex hermits!
[ID 1: a reply from blazevillains that says "this all could have been prevented if hed just used a xondom"
ID 2: a post from palmer that says "I've had enough of you... GUARDS! Impregnate this man." There's an image of Xisuma's Minecraft skin edited over the post. /End ID]
I must say, I try to view things online with an open mind but reading this does hurt me somewhat. I've dedicated my whole life to raising this baby (who is gay, by the way - I can't help but feel this sentiment is somewhat homophobic?), and I dislike his or her feelings and entire existence being discarded in favor of my sexual objectification. I'm a person too! #pregnantxisuma
What are your thoughts on abortion ?
While I don't wish to have an abortion myself, I am a strong supporter of abortion access for everyone who wants one! My colleague over at @abortionxisuma can probably tell you more! #pregnantxisuma
Thank you to everyone who got me to 500 likes!
Have you prepared a nursery for the (gay) baby?
Of course I have! I believe I posted an image of the crib I prepared a while ago, but I’ll show you all again. Here it is! ^_^ Since then, I learned the baby is gay from my ultrasound, so I added a pride flag above the crib so he or she feels welcomed and supported. I’ll post a photo of that too. #pregnantxisuma
Congratulations on another wonderful year of pregnancy!!
Thank you! I’m very excited! ^_^ #pregnantxisuma
""Pregnant""" xisuma I think you're faking it for attention. A REAL man would've given birth and be Pregnant with a second child at this point
Hello, stranger! I respect your feelings on the matter, but I think you need to nurture the kindness in your soul. Your negative energy is affecting the baby - I’m worried if he or she senses too much negative energy, he or she will think it’s homophobia and be too afraid to come out, and we don’t want that! #pregnantxisuma
Hi pregnantxisuma ^-^ what trimester are you in now?
Hello stranger! Erm... I'm not quite sure, really. It's been an awfully long time, to be honest, but the doctor says there's nothing to be worried about. I'm sure the baby will arrive as soon as he or she is ready! ^_^ #pregnantxisuma
2025 year of the #PregnantXisuma! Happy new year Pregnantxisuma
Haha... this tickles me very much, thank you! Year of the #PregnantXisuma! Wishing all of my lovely followers a fruitful new year from me and my gay baby! ^_^ #pregnantxisuma
so would pregnant xisuma be a miracle conception given that he gets no bitches. would xisuma be the virgin mary of the hermitcraft server.
this has been sitting in my ask box for 2 weeks i just kind of stare at it every few days. I wish i had the answers you were looking for. if i did i would be probably in some temple giving out my knowledge to the masses like a prophet
I’m no Virgin Mary….😉 #pregnantxisuma
WHO DID YOU FUCK PREGNANTXISUMA.
I think it would be more helpful to ask who I didn’t fuck! ^_^ #pregnantxisuma
so would pregnant xisuma be a miracle conception given that he gets no bitches. would xisuma be the virgin mary of the hermitcraft server.
this has been sitting in my ask box for 2 weeks i just kind of stare at it every few days. I wish i had the answers you were looking for. if i did i would be probably in some temple giving out my knowledge to the masses like a prophet
I’m no Virgin Mary….😉 #pregnantxisuma
Pregnant xisuma fanzine. Pregnant xisuma art book. Pregnant xisuma creo card deck. Pregnant xisuma makeship plushie.
My lawyer will be in contact regarding your use of my image for commercial purposes without my approval. #pregnantxisuma
#miscarriedxisuma #postabortionxisuma #nonpregnantxisuma #deathduringchildbirthxisuma
Blocked. #pregnantxisuma
Pregnant xisuma fanzine. Pregnant xisuma art book. Pregnant xisuma creo card deck. Pregnant xisuma makeship plushie.
My lawyer will be in contact regarding your use of my image for commercial purposes without my approval. #pregnantxisuma
do u think x****a calls his penis his wally or his derp. sorry for asking this btw
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It’s my Li’l Derp! ^_^ #pregnantxisuma
you lost followers because real hermitheads know that pregnantxisuma is a cornerstone of hermitblr and any slight against them is a slight against us all 😤😤😤😤😤 /j
they/them pregnantxisuma is crazy
@pregnantxisuma what are your pronouns monarch?
I’m not sure what those are, sorry! ^_^ #pregnantxisuma