Preminger Nsfw Alphabet
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Preminger doesn’t really stay with you long afterwards- he’s a busy man and he has places to be. He can’t really waste time with peasants. But if you ask nicely he might reluctantly agree to cuddle for a few minutes. He’s the big spoon though. No acceptions.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
His fat cock
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Preminger loves to cum in your mouth or all over your face because it’s a good reminder that you are a meager serf and below him in all ways
Before he does, though, he’s already had you cumming so many that you can’t even remember your own first name
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Although he would never admit it or ask for it, he loves hearing you insult him, especially with a foul mouth. Not many are brave enough to insult a king. But if you ever told anyone about this he would hire a hitman to have you killed under mysterious circumstances. He likes you but his reputation comes first no matter what
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
Preminger is a master at all things you can possibly imagine in bed. He will have you shaking and gasping for breath for literal days afterwards. If he’s feeling generous he might give you the day off of work because you can’t even walk straight. This might seem nice but really he’s sending you home so you have more time to think about your uncontrollable lust for him until you come back to him begging for more
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Him on top of you. Always. He is in control. Tremble before your king.
Bonus points if you’re tied up.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
You think this is a fucking game, you simpering simpleton? This isn’t casual sex. This is competitive sex. And he always wins. He is the god of sex.
If he even catches you smiling or laughing he throws you in the dungeon
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
He looks exactly like his beautiful powdered wig down there and it’s neatly tied in a purple bow
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Preminger doesn’t really have time for romance, and his standards are exceedingly high. It will take weeks or even years for him to start seeing you that way.
If he eventually does though, he eases up on the degrading you aspect (just a little) but it will be so gradual that you won’t even notice. That is, until he calls you My Queen/King for the first time during sex. You don’t say anything about it but it makes you blush really hard and you can’t stop thinking about it
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
He jacks off extremely rarely if at all. He doesn’t really have time for what he considers such peasent nonsense and prefers to save up his nut so there’s more to blast all over you.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Pretty obvious, but teasing and humiliating you. Preminger really gets off to seeing you turn into a whimpering mess as you squirm helplessly beneath him.
He also loves it when you call him your Majesty.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
His master craft requires a quiet and closed off space where he can focus. He would only ever do it in a dignified place, like his bedroom.
(Or his secret sex room behind the bookcase in the royal library full of things he would use on you but you didn’t hear that from me and as far as Princess Annalise knows, it doesn’t exist)
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Hearing you beg for it. Watching you throw every shred of your dignity aside just to have him inside you.
His response of course would be “How could I refuse?”
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Having you in charge is absolutely out of the question.
It would be like crowning a peasant king. How ludicrous
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Preminger can go either way, but his ideal method of oral would be to have you on your knees for him.
He also loves flipping you on your back and making you scream his name with his extremely skilled tongue
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
It’s a winning combination of both, timed perfectly. He knows exactly how to make you tick and at what point in the game
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Quickies are for dirty peasants, if you even brought it up to him he would think you were a simpering simpleton
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Preminger is not really one to take risks, and it would kind of be impossible for him to experiment because he has a PHD in everything imaginable related to sex
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Because Preminger is the CEO of sex he can go exactly however many rounds it takes for you to reach your limit. He never runs out of energy as his libido flows like ambrosia from the fountains of the gods. His own stamina is never an issue, it’s simply a question of wether YOU get tired or not.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He has a wide array of restraints and toys
Some of them are custom made for you but he would never EVER tell you that because he doesn’t want you to think you’re special
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease
Preminger usually teases you until you can’t take the agony anymore and beg him to go faster
He can do it all night if he has to just to hear you say it
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
It takes a lot to get a noise out of Preminger, but if you’re very dedicated and persistent you might eventually hear one of his signature “Ah!”s
But if you ask him about it later he will deny it
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
He loves to slowly drive you wild through the day. He pretends there’s nothing going on between the two of you in front of the castle staff, but if he sees you walking down the hallway by yourself he’ll slap you on the ass as he walks by or make sure you see him mentally undressing you in a royal meeting.
It amuses him to see you slowly unravel throughout the day until your thoughts are so full of him, and only him you can hardly focus on anything at all.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
Preminger has a ten pack and all around rock hard muscles
The few who have been lucky enough to have seen his dick describe it as the size of the sun and twice as beautiful
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
He doesn’t “yearn” yearning is for peasants. But his sex drive is unlimited and he is always ready to go
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Preminger doesn’t have time to sleep at all. He has a long list of royal duties to attend to. It only takes a few seconds for you to fall asleep however and when you do he simply rolls his eyes at you
