the prescott high tribune.

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Any predictions on what's going to go down during the senior trip?

hmm, my crystal ball’s telling me this: rodney will probably pick a fight with someone and spend most of the trip brooding in a corner with his guitar. aubrey and levi will most likely either make it official or just be all over each other because that’s all they ever do. carter and val will sit in a corner and talk about plays and judge everyone who’s on their eighth beer. caleb’s gonna hit on liv and she’s gonna shrug it off and he’s gonna get angry and punch rodney. tessa’s gonna make everything about her and cry like a little bitch. and hopefully nobody’s drinking yeiungling again. yawn, you guys are getting predictable. spice it the fuck up, my dudes.

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carter better better fuck val on the beach or im calling the police.

maybe our precious little weirdo will man up enough to get a little sandy with val. we can only hope that more than one hookup comes from our little beach affair.

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You think caleb's macho act is to hide the fact that he has a thing for Levi?

you know, that thought has crossed my mind quite a few times. aubrey, come protect your mans.

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who won that fight???

i don’t know who’s gassing up rodney but i’m pretty sure that caleb’s biceps won that fight. 

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Liv is oblivious holy shit

oblivious to what? caleb’s thirst traps for her? i don’t think she’s capable of love --- maybe she’s a sociopath and maybe caleb should move onto bigger fish.

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carter and val potential??

has our sharpay evans found her troy bolton? i can’t be too sure. it seems like they’re friends for now but i see the way he looks at her. i’m not sure if val’s too busy trying to win a damn tony to notice our precious book worm oogling her from a distance.

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things have been pretty boring around here. i think you guys should send me stuff to talk about. what’s on the young minds of prescott high school’s student body?

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seems like levi doesn't wanna tie himself down to aubrey. maybe our resident party girl is better suited with someone who actually cares about her; rodney perhaps?

well, are any of us really shocked? the boy’s the star athlete on the prescott high football team and he’s best friends with caleb. jocks like that don’t settle down for anyone. aubrey’s probably better off with anyone BUT levi. rodney seems like a pretty good choice- there’s something about those broody musicians that really get a girl going, am i right?

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um what about that rod / gun potential

°☆ *:･ﾟ —you make an excellent point, babe. we can all agree the way rodney and gun were getting on at hoffman’s pool party was without question ship worthy. if the gossip is true about our resident bad boy then his long time friend might be his first choice for coming out of the closet. do you think rockstar will stop ogling his friend’s girlfriends long enough to notice him??

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thoughts on nasir and elle? definitely something weird between the two.

°☽ *:･ﾟ — you know, we’ve been trying to figure that out since their last uncomfortable interaction at caleb’s party, but it seems like most of their conversations happen in secret. what do you think?? are they getting it on behind closed doors?? or are they hiding something even more disturbing??

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gun sure seemed pissed about someone joking that he's gay.... probably something there

°☆ *:･ﾟ — you haven’t heard?? everyone’s favorite bully is rumored to be overcompensating for his closeted desire in men. nobody knows for sure who started the colorful gossip or if there’s any truth to his bisexuality but my guess is any guy who’s slept with over half the girls at prescott and violently denies gay thoughts (who hasn’t had them??) is probably not team rainbow.

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who do you think caleb's going to go after? my money's on liv.

°☆ *:･ﾟ — my money’s always on olivia, that journalist has a special place in my heart for exposing gossip. maybe the future lawyer will make a move soon?? after all, weird couples are the hallmark of prescott high. the captain of the football team hasn’t lost the popular vote for dating our very own kesha. do you think caleb’s friends will stick around if he starts dating the scandal chaser??

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what the fuck's up with nasir and elle

°☆ *:･ﾟ —who can ever know for sure?? in the halls of prescott high nasir is a ghost that reeks of skunk. nobody really sees him, least of all with the captain of the cheerleading squad. does he supply miss hamilton with performance enhancing drugs?? no theory is too absurd at this point.

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thoughts on olivia and rodney potential?

°☽ *:･ﾟ — wouldn’t that be an artistic couple?? I think if anything had happened, our resident journalist would’ve let us know by now – or text and shout would’ve written a song about it. do you really want to sit through that public spectacle?? — actually, yeah, that’d be pretty entertaining.

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caleb is a trump supporter

°☽ *:･ﾟ — yeah?? it’s a possibility. maybe you should call him out in a game of truth or dare – that seems like the popular solution these days. god knows we need something to liven up this party.

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why is Levi being nice to everyone?

°☽ *:･ﾟ — beats me. think his girlfriend has given him a change of heart? my best guess is that it has nothing to do with his new flame and more to do with his old. you might remember her – emma?? maybe he’s got a bit of a guilty conscience. 

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play matchmaker for Cecelia

°☆ *:･ﾟ — babe it would be my pleasure. how juicy would it be if the new girl seduced olivia for all the hot gossip only to fall head over heels?? or she finds out about jay’s broken home and they bond over traumatic childhoods?? the possibilities are endless.