LOCK & KEY

[anxietyproblem]

[lastparty]

[nick-nonya]

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[dzamie]

[Image ID: three edited tweets originally by "Shail" with a fat yoshi avatar reading "subtitles save me" "subtitles" "subtitles please"]

[GIF ID: a dramatically upset emoji, hands reaching to the sky, turning black and dissolving into dust, which flies away]

I don't mind it so much when it's, like, stream vods, but for stuff that has a script??? c'mon that's like half the work right there, already done

[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[plantanarchy]

still fuckin hate that “bee-free honey” that’s made from……… apples. bitch who you think sexed up those apples

[nihilistwife]

A farmer, by hand and with love and care

[plantanarchy]

wild bees still sexin em up when he’s not looking

[nihilistwife]

old mccuckhold had a farm it seems

[deaddolin]

im always thinkjng about that one time i was on register for like 4 hours straight and said over mic "someone blease take over register i am about to become the joker." and they came to relieve me faster thab ive ever seen anyone relieve me before

[bruisepoking-archive]

the comments on this tiktok… the unity… the commitment to the bit…. women are so sexy

[bluebeetle]

i saw some comments on tiktok where people were talking bout how they found tumblr too hard to use and part of it being that there was no lack of dates so “what if you reblog or like something from five years ago?!” 

buddy… we have posts circulating still from 2011, its literally just how it is

[do-what-i-yoinky]

Being on tumblr for years like:

[stockpilingantihistamines]

[ghoul-wizard]

[beesmygod]

i didn’t know what “twinking” was in videogames until last night: its making a low level character with high level weapons and then entering pvp for easy wins.

anyway it lead me to a bloodborne gamefaq thread in which two guys screech at each other over being twinks and i thought i was going to die

[beesmygod]

happy pride

[bathroomcube]

[bathroomcube]

everyone is reblogging this and adding stuff along the lines of “this is me when i read fanfic at 3 am” when the context of this was a reddit post about a woman who kept getting abortions to fuel her breeding fetish while not having to actually raise a kid so i do not think that is you actually

[notsomerryerry]

[kalyug]

hey girls what horrors have i missed

[spongebob--screenshots]

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[wrexingdrew]

[ratliker1917]

The concept of "spyware" has disappeared from the common internet lingo after it became the case that the word could now be used to describe nearly every major website and a huge percentage of the most commonly-used software.

[virgomoon-deactivated20240514]

this is the best one and yet the puppet is emotionless

[svzannebrown]

all that anyone needs to know about my time in japan

[sushinfood]

i am proud of this bear and i implore everyone applaud this man and the actual pain on his face delivering those lines for the teddy

[babyfairy]

last night i found this girl on tik tok who found out this random ass celebrity she’s obsessed with Might have a girlfriend so she posted this

and i’ve been losing my mind ever since then

[babyfairy]

i found their blog

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

[albertnatural]

how fast we all forgot about this