its genuinely concerning how consistently i forget about boiling eggs until they explode on the stove
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its genuinely concerning how consistently i forget about boiling eggs until they explode on the stove
You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because theyâre human. But if youâre really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And theyâll text you âwhat ant is this [blurry photo]â. And then theyâll ask you how youâve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they donât know what you love theyâll never know what you like
And then when the ant convention is in town theyâll be like dude⊠we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didnât know u loved ants
And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions
Exercise does give you more energy in the long run which is so annoying tbh
"that time of the month" "monthly visitor" "feminine hygiene products" GRRAH!!! SHUT UP SHUT UP!!! PERIOD!! MENSTRUATION!!!! TAMPONS!!! PADS!! MENOPAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!
VAGINA!!!!
we bought a shirt at a thrift store that says "best mom in louisiana" for some reason (as a reminder we are in midwest germany) and now my spouse keeps walking around the house wearing it and saying shit like "WHO STANDS BEFORE THE GREATEST MOM OF LOUISIANA?"
theres an assumption that if an alien has an alien gender system they wouldnt understand homophobia but maybe they just have their own more complex version of homophobia. alien society with eight genders and a horribly complex web of what is considered socially acceptable that makes the gender binary look like easy mode. i'm inventing homophobia 2 and it's terrible.
there is nothing more important than a dear friend you can be a huge fucking asshole hater with
"my great grandmother who survived 3 wars and raised 10 children by herself while working in a factory watching me go to therapy because my parents yelled at me" ok but your great grandmother was also miserable. maybe your great grandmother would be happy you try your best to not be miserable
WIMO = world is my oyster
I know we talk a lot about the literacy crisis and the horrible anti-intellectualism happening rn but I think we need to talk more about how much of an entitlement complex the stupidest among us have developed
AO3 DOESNâT HAVE AN APP. AO3 DOESNâT NEED AN APP. YOUâRE GIVING YOUR LOGIN INFO TO SOME SHADY THIRD-PARTY APP THATâS FULL OF ADS AND GOD KNOWS WHAT
one of the best feelings tbh
this except teenage me was a lost sheep who spent hours reading on wattpad before I saw the light and was guided to ao3