President Soot

And some people know that they're destined to fly.

[president-soot]

intro --

 this is an early l’manburg era wilbur ask / rp blog. i’m not cc!wilbur, nor am i trying to impersonate him. please don’t ask anything incredibly weird- if you wouldn’t let the cc see it, don’t send it to me. my main is over at @calfboo , the pfp is by nightferns​

tags --

#chatter of the rats -- ask posts! wilbur’s chat are rats here

#so the ravens decree -- ic posts 

#my sunsets- mine alone -- any art or pictures that remind me of c!wilbur!

#atlas’ cracking foundations -- any darker subjects that come along with wilbur will go under this tag. 

#letters to the crows -- his letters to phil, which will (hopefully) be a reoccurring theme 

#oocchitters -- any ooc posts

[president-soot]

heeeeey Wilbur! Can't help but notice you're still president here. Ain't that something?

How's it going, man? Is running a country everything you wanted it to be and more?

- @president-schlatt

Schlatt. Hello. Am I ... not supposed to be president?

Of course it is, it's going well! Everything is working out, finally.

[president-schlatt]

Don’t worry about it. You’ll understand eventually

For now, you pull off presidential attire real well. Probably the best part about you being president 

[president-soot]

...Right. 

Well, you- Ahem. There’s no reason for all of that, really, Schlatt. This blog is public.

[president-schlatt]

What? Am I not allowed to say you look good in uniform? 

Fucking hell, you’re always so stuck up. Loosen up a little every once in a while, jesus christ 

[president-soot]

You can say my ass looks nice in slacks, Schlatt, but you need to understand I’m slightly preoccupied with why you have president in your name, and what exactly you’re president of Since your history does not proclaim you to necessarily be the greatest leader.

[president-schlatt]

Didn’t I tell you not to worry about that? Geez, all you do is worry these days. No wonder you had a fucking breakdown

[president-soot]

What are you suggesting? I don’t have “breakdowns,” Schlatt, that’s unbecoming of a President and I’d rather not 

If you, y’know, used prettier words, maybe people would respect you a tad more.

[president-schlatt]

Come on, don’t act like you’re not feeling the pressure. Being responsible for all those people and all that land...you’re bound to break eventually

People respect me plenty! That’s why I’m president. I don’t need pretty words or any of that bullshit. I tell the people how it is, and that’s why they like me. You could take a page outta my book, pretty boy 

[president-soot]

No, I am not. You don't know anything about me.

Believe me, they don't. Who truly likes you, Schlatt? Name a few people, name more than five.

[president-schlatt]

I know more than you think. Hindsight’s a real treat when you’ve got it 

Plenty of people like me! I’ve got a bustling country, a cabinet that respects me, and a fucking husband. You’re the one that doesn’t know anything about me

[president-soot]

Sure it is. 

Respect doesn’t guarantee that they like you, Schlatt. Do you still not know that? My goodness, it seems someone isn’t fit for the presidency after all! I’m sure if someone came along and was less of a prick to your husband, they’d go running. Your cabinet too, knowing you.

[president-schlatt]

Of course I know that! I’m not an idiot!

I’m more fit for presidency than you ever were. Sure, everyone thinks you’re pretty and cute and they all love you right now, but that can only get you so far. If they don’t respect you enough to follow your command, then what kind of leader are you? 

[president-soot]

If they respect me out of fear, what kind of leader am I? 

[president-soot]

heeeeey Wilbur! Can't help but notice you're still president here. Ain't that something?

How's it going, man? Is running a country everything you wanted it to be and more?

- @president-schlatt

Schlatt. Hello. Am I ... not supposed to be president?

Of course it is, it's going well! Everything is working out, finally.

[president-schlatt]

Don’t worry about it. You’ll understand eventually

For now, you pull off presidential attire real well. Probably the best part about you being president 

[president-soot]

...Right. 

Well, you- Ahem. There’s no reason for all of that, really, Schlatt. This blog is public.

[president-schlatt]

What? Am I not allowed to say you look good in uniform? 

Fucking hell, you’re always so stuck up. Loosen up a little every once in a while, jesus christ 

[president-soot]

You can say my ass looks nice in slacks, Schlatt, but you need to understand I’m slightly preoccupied with why you have president in your name, and what exactly you’re president of Since your history does not proclaim you to necessarily be the greatest leader.

[president-schlatt]

Didn’t I tell you not to worry about that? Geez, all you do is worry these days. No wonder you had a fucking breakdown

[president-soot]

What are you suggesting? I don’t have “breakdowns,” Schlatt, that’s unbecoming of a President and I’d rather not 

If you, y’know, used prettier words, maybe people would respect you a tad more.

[president-schlatt]

Come on, don’t act like you’re not feeling the pressure. Being responsible for all those people and all that land...you’re bound to break eventually

People respect me plenty! That’s why I’m president. I don’t need pretty words or any of that bullshit. I tell the people how it is, and that’s why they like me. You could take a page outta my book, pretty boy 

[president-soot]

No, I am not. You don't know anything about me.

Believe me, they don't. Who truly likes you, Schlatt? Name a few people, name more than five.

[president-schlatt]

I know more than you think. Hindsight’s a real treat when you’ve got it 

Plenty of people like me! I’ve got a bustling country, a cabinet that respects me, and a fucking husband. You’re the one that doesn’t know anything about me

[president-soot]

Sure it is. 

Respect doesn’t guarantee that they like you, Schlatt. Do you still not know that? My goodness, it seems someone isn’t fit for the presidency after all! I’m sure if someone came along and was less of a prick to your husband, they’d go running. Your cabinet too, knowing you.

[president-soot]

heeeeey Wilbur! Can't help but notice you're still president here. Ain't that something?

How's it going, man? Is running a country everything you wanted it to be and more?

- @president-schlatt

Schlatt. Hello. Am I ... not supposed to be president?

Of course it is, it's going well! Everything is working out, finally.

[president-schlatt]

Don’t worry about it. You’ll understand eventually

For now, you pull off presidential attire real well. Probably the best part about you being president 

[president-soot]

...Right. 

Well, you- Ahem. There’s no reason for all of that, really, Schlatt. This blog is public.

[president-schlatt]

What? Am I not allowed to say you look good in uniform? 

Fucking hell, you’re always so stuck up. Loosen up a little every once in a while, jesus christ 

[president-soot]

You can say my ass looks nice in slacks, Schlatt, but you need to understand I’m slightly preoccupied with why you have president in your name, and what exactly you’re president of Since your history does not proclaim you to necessarily be the greatest leader.

[president-schlatt]

Didn’t I tell you not to worry about that? Geez, all you do is worry these days. No wonder you had a fucking breakdown

[president-soot]

What are you suggesting? I don’t have “breakdowns,” Schlatt, that’s unbecoming of a President and I’d rather not 

If you, y’know, used prettier words, maybe people would respect you a tad more.

[president-schlatt]

Come on, don’t act like you’re not feeling the pressure. Being responsible for all those people and all that land...you’re bound to break eventually

People respect me plenty! That’s why I’m president. I don’t need pretty words or any of that bullshit. I tell the people how it is, and that’s why they like me. You could take a page outta my book, pretty boy 

[president-soot]

No, I am not. You don't know anything about me.

Believe me, they don't. Who truly likes you, Schlatt? Name a few people, name more than five.

[president-soot]

hey could ranboo (@/pressedflowersandink) live in lmanbu/erg or no because i think he would be a good addition. he is amercian but only a little bit, i think he really does have our spirit. only if he says yes though im not kidnapping him.

-@beekeeperoflmanberg

What-? I, I don't know. I'm not sure about that, remember our laws?

[president-soot]

heeeeey Wilbur! Can't help but notice you're still president here. Ain't that something?

How's it going, man? Is running a country everything you wanted it to be and more?

- @president-schlatt

Schlatt. Hello. Am I ... not supposed to be president?

Of course it is, it's going well! Everything is working out, finally.

[president-schlatt]

Don’t worry about it. You’ll understand eventually

For now, you pull off presidential attire real well. Probably the best part about you being president 

[president-soot]

...Right. 

Well, you- Ahem. There’s no reason for all of that, really, Schlatt. This blog is public.

[president-schlatt]

What? Am I not allowed to say you look good in uniform? 

Fucking hell, you’re always so stuck up. Loosen up a little every once in a while, jesus christ 

[president-soot]

You can say my ass looks nice in slacks, Schlatt, but you need to understand I’m slightly preoccupied with why you have president in your name, and what exactly you’re president of Since your history does not proclaim you to necessarily be the greatest leader.

[president-schlatt]

Didn’t I tell you not to worry about that? Geez, all you do is worry these days. No wonder you had a fucking breakdown

[president-soot]

What are you suggesting? I don’t have “breakdowns,” Schlatt, that’s unbecoming of a President and I’d rather not 

If you, y’know, used prettier words, maybe people would respect you a tad more.

[president-soot]

Hiiii Mr. President how are you doing? :3

Fine thank you very much. How are you doing?

[president-soot]

Holy shit, ANOTHER president? Your society's are WIERD! Is there not just one president over the whole like? World??

...There should be.

[president-soot]

heeeeey Wilbur! Can't help but notice you're still president here. Ain't that something?

How's it going, man? Is running a country everything you wanted it to be and more?

- @president-schlatt

Schlatt. Hello. Am I ... not supposed to be president?

Of course it is, it's going well! Everything is working out, finally.

[president-schlatt]

Don’t worry about it. You’ll understand eventually

For now, you pull off presidential attire real well. Probably the best part about you being president 

[president-soot]

...Right. 

Well, you- Ahem. There’s no reason for all of that, really, Schlatt. This blog is public.

[president-schlatt]

What? Am I not allowed to say you look good in uniform? 

Fucking hell, you’re always so stuck up. Loosen up a little every once in a while, jesus christ 

[president-soot]

You can say my ass looks nice in slacks, Schlatt, but you need to understand I’m slightly preoccupied with why you have president in your name, and what exactly you’re president of Since your history does not proclaim you to necessarily be the greatest leader.

[president-soot]

heeeeey Wilbur! Can't help but notice you're still president here. Ain't that something?

How's it going, man? Is running a country everything you wanted it to be and more?

- @president-schlatt

Schlatt. Hello. Am I ... not supposed to be president?

Of course it is, it's going well! Everything is working out, finally.

[president-schlatt]

Don’t worry about it. You’ll understand eventually

For now, you pull off presidential attire real well. Probably the best part about you being president 

[president-soot]

...Right. 

Well, you- Ahem. There’s no reason for all of that, really, Schlatt. This blog is public.

[president-soot]

heeeeey Wilbur! Can't help but notice you're still president here. Ain't that something?

How's it going, man? Is running a country everything you wanted it to be and more?

- @president-schlatt

Schlatt. Hello. Am I ... not supposed to be president?

Of course it is, it's going well! Everything is working out, finally.

[president-soot]

Good morning, everyone

[president-soot]

hey do you know a seamstress and/or tailor because i have an idea and i cant sew that well yet so i wanna know if you know a good one. ok thanks

-@beekeeperoflmanberg

Tommy's gotten pretty good at it, and I don't think I'm shit, so either of us?

[president-soot]

hello mister president! I'm not sure if we've met, I'm ranboo

-@pressedflowersandink

I don't believe we have! It's great to meet you, Ranboo. I'm Wilbur.

[biggestmanindsmp]

Tommy, I- did you take Dream's stuff? You know we're on unsteady terms, you can't- if you did, you need to return it immediately, do you understand?

- @president-soot

no i fucken didn't what the HELL dude why is everyone accusing me of this! no i didnt take dream's crusty nasty ass things

[president-soot]

I’m not accusing you, Tommy, I just need to know! We are, we are on shaky terms already, and I don’t want another war popping up because Dream gets his knickers in a twist about birch 

It wasn’t you, I believe you. 

[biggestmanindsmp]

you-you better fckn believe me wilbur, i didn't take a single piece of his- his birch. did you hear him when he came by? all "mimimimimi i'm DREAM and I kiss GEORGE and SAPNAP and love to GO THROUGH PEOPLES THINGS because im the BEST mimimimi" like a- he was bein a proper wrongun, yeah?

[president-soot]

...Yeah, yeah, he is. I’ll talk to him, yeah? You... stay inside the walls today. 

[president-soot]

Phil will be wanting another letter soon. I don’t know what to tell him But I’ll figure something out. 

[president-soot]

PAPA!!! PAPAPAPAPA hii!!!!

i dunmo how this workss waiit umm buttonn

(@little-champion)

Fundy..? You're-

Yes Hello, my little champion! Yes, you just, ah- press the buttons, the blue ones

[little-champion]

YEHA YEAH ok i tgink i got it i got it hiiiii papa!!!!

wacha doin!!!!!!! can i wach i wanna wach

[president-soot]

Hiii! Who’s my cute little boy? I forgot how small you are! You can watch, you can watch, c’mere- sit down right here, do you need a coloring book so you can do something while you watch? It’s very boring things really Fundy just paperwork and writing and scribbling

[little-champion]

I’m not smal!! jus. foxsized!!!

...this chair is biggerthan foxsized !!!  oh wait wat i got it i got it!!!!! HA!

YES PEASE COLORING BOOK!!! i wanna scribble too!!!! see lookit look!! jus like you!!!

[president-soot]

Yeah, good job Fundy!! You’re getting so big, look at you- here, here’s your coloring book, and here’s the crayons Watch out for them, they’re a little messy this time around. 

[little-champion]

nodnod yea!!

ok hm m mm  beebees!!!! colr beebees i  lik beebees they made good hunny today

lookpapa look idid beebee!!!!! bzzzzzzzz

[president-soot]

Very nice bees, Fundy, they look very good. 

[little-champion]

Mmpapa? Wat did deam want? Heslookin for yoo.

[president-soot]

Oh, ah- He thinks Tommy’s done something, I think, but I’m going to work it out.