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"YOU ARE EXPENDABLE. YOU ARE NOT EXPECTED TO RETURN."

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Hello, and welcome to the pressure headcanon blog! A safe spot to talk about your favorite characters from the game Pressure. Any and all headcanons inside the rules are valid and accepted!

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BLOG WILL BE INACTIVE FOT A WHILE AGAIN, I APOLOGIZE. I WANT TO GIVE YOU ALL THE BEST AND MOST RESPONSIVE REPLIES TO YOUR WONDERFUL ASKS, BUT I CAN'T DO THAT RIGHT NOW. I PROMISE WE ARE ALL GOOD, JUST NEED A BREAK DUE TO IRL STUFF.

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Crack headcannon but I like to think that the expendable got into the clinker because they got super high from a cocktail of drugs, shot their grandma in the knee, stole a car and drove it into a CVS. You know a typical Tuesday for Russians/jk

-🍩

It was either this or they killed a bunch of people. No in between

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since mr lopee is a sort of ghost, ghost-killing bullets do hit him. but since he also has a lot more power than player ghosts, it's difficult or impossible to fully "kill" him with them. it just hurts, bad. he could teleport away from/kill whoever's using them on him, probably...

- 🦂 anon

Sebastian may have tried to shoot him at one point, for which he was punished severely. Probably with night terrors, ensuring he slept even less.

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Mr Shade runs Urbanshade like it’s the goddamn Hoa.

-🍩

Mr. Shade is absolutely the president of the HOA. Stares at my old HOA president

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Following up on my Necrobloxicon hc, it's written completely in Latin, but luckily, Lady Death herself made you understand the entire thing and what it's saying!

-🦈Anon

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I like to think that Mr Shade’s dead during the ending cutscene and nobody bothered to check if he was actually just sleeping.

-🍩

Good I hope they leave him there

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ough, been awhile since i talked here . back with yet another urbanshade headcanon . urbanshade used to have a more different colored keycard system before swapping to the one we see today . used to go something like this: blue - general access . orange - maintenance access . purple - advanced access . red - security access . yellow - supervisor access . green - overseer access . black - director access . :] -💥anon

Points at this

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Headcanon where HQ likes water cereal because he is lactose intolerant and hates the hard texture of cereal but likes the taste when its watered down. Also he kinds shares it with Dodgeball

- No.1 Hq devoter /nsrs

Diabolical I love it

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I love stuff about trials so sometimes I think about Sebastian’s trial. My headcanon is that the nine people murdered were Seb’s coworkers, and the real killer was his boss. He found the crime scene after coming in early to his shift. The reasons Seb was found guilty:

He didn’t have a solid alibi that could be backed up by someone (he was hanging out in the area)

His lawyer kinda sucked 🫠

His punk appearance made the jury distrust him

He has diagnosed anger issues

He has a history of violence with his father whom he hadn’t seen in years (I also headcanon Sebastian’s father was the one who gave him the scar on his nose seen in his mugshot)

I’m also the person who gave the “Sebastian purposely broke some of the tech as Handyman” headcanon, it was my first one and I didn’t know people signed their names. So I’ll be 🦢 anon :>

WELCOME 🦢 ANON!

FUUUCK MAN... OWCH... THIS IS WHY WE SHOULD EAT THE RICH! SO THAT THEY DON'T KILL HIT CHARACTER SEBASTIAN SOLACE FROM HIT GAME PRESSURE!!!!

#Sebastian Solace I🎸#- 🦢 anon #Pressure headcanons #“🌕🐁 RAT MOD”

It's me, Strawberry Anon!! Back with another headcanon, this time involving Endless Mode!!

So, my idea is that the Endless Blacksite works similarly to the Backrooms or SCP 3008: The Infinite IKEA.

Basically, this anomaly contains an almost exact replica of the Blacksite. Almost, being that the layout shifts every now and then, making it easy for you to get lost in.

The Endless Blacksite is NOT to be explored alone unless with professional help from those who know how the anomaly works. Speaking of, the Endless Blacksite doesn't only replicate ROOMS, but it can replicate ENTITIES as well. None of the entities there are exactly the same as the ones you'd see in the normal Blacksite. To come to simple terms? None of them are real. The Anglers, Pandemonium, and Eyefestation in this? They're simply manifestations from the Endless Blacksite. This rule applies to all the entities featured, the only exception being Harbinger. I'd say Urbanshade managed to contain Harbinger or his statue in the Endless Blacksite. However, I'm pretty sure this would retcon some of the lore I already have planned for him.

I'm not quite sure how to fit this all in with my currently established lore for my main Pressure AU, but it's a cool concept so I figured I'd share! ^^

- Strawberry Anon 🍓

OOOUUHH MAYBE IT MAKES ITS OWN ENTITIES TOO? MEMORY'S BEEN BAD LATELY BUT IIRC THERE ARE SOME ENTITIES AND ROOMS THAT CAN ONLY BE SPAWNED IN ENDLESS.. WOULD BE SO COOL IF IT NOT ONLY REPLICATED THE NORMAL PRESSURE ROOMS BUT ALSO MADE NEW ONES BASED OFF OF THE INFORMATION AT HAND.. MAYBE THE ROOMS ARE MORE UNCANNY TOO! LIKE LITTLE THINGS MISSING OR BROKEN..

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Despite being used just for light, the necrobloxicon actually has many spells and forbidden magic in its pages, some used for good, some used for evil.

And perhaps, one of the spells could banish Mr. Lopee once and for all and set everyone free.

-🦈Anon

OOO!!! DO YOU THINK THAT THE EXPENDABLE OR ANYONE INSIDE COULD EVER UNDERSTAND IT? IS IT JUST WRITTEN IN ENGLISH OR A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE.. SO CURIOUSS....

#Mr. Lopee I🎩#Pressure headcanons #-🦈Anon #“🌕🐁 RAT MOD”

painter’s creator didn’t mean to make painter. They were just messing around with an old computer to see if it could be turned more modern power wise, and ended up accidentally making a sentient AI. At first he was shocked however he quickly got attached, sharing one of his hobbies with the ai, art! And that’s how painter was made in my hcs

-Computer anon

AWWGHHH!!! SO CUTE!! ^^^^

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Early on during Navi’s early years (or her Baby years), She ended up becoming a perfect personality replica of Allanah (Mr Shade’s wife, named after her voice actor!), so accurate that it made Mr. Shade so uncomfortable that one day he lashed out and verbally berated Navi, who became confused and afraid of him as a result ( he did apologize to her, but only because Navi started refusing to talk to him)

That was the day Navi became aware of her sentience- She hates it. She’s fully aware that Urbanshade will reset her to a “factory state’ and essentially digitally lobotomize her if she shows any signs of emotion or free will outside of serving Urbanshade. So she represses all her desires and emotions for the sake of her own survival.

-🍩, who is now a certified Navi simp and has bestowed Navi the greatest honor I could ever give: Trauma and queerness.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HELL YES HELL YES YESS!!! AHHHH!!! NAVI ANGST!!! NAVI ATTENTION!!!! RAT! MOD! WINS!!!

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Painter tried to convince Sebastian to bring Sea Bunnies and Imaginary Friend remotes with them when they were escaping. Partly because he actually likes Sea Bunnies and he still wants to get an Imaginary Friend, but also because he wanted to feel like they were saving more people from Urbanshade than just themselves

-Abomynous

AWWWWWWWWWWWWW OH MY GOD... OWOWOWOW... SO SWEET PAINTER AHHHH!!!

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I feel like urbanshade would experiment with different species from different games.

(Rain World, Minecraft, Subnautica, etc.)

And sometimes, they mix multiple species with different game origins (i.e. A lantern mouse from Rain World and a peeper from Subnautica.)

-🦈Anon

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Navi rebelling against Urbanshade consists of her blowing up the facility while giving an epic monologue- the player can stop her by shutting her down within a time limit. She calls you a moron for stopping her. Mr Loopee comes in and resets the run because you need to stick to the script.

-🍩

YESYESYESYESEYSEYSEYYEYSYYEYYSYEYSYEYSYEYS NAVI HAVIN A BIGGER ROLE!!! PLEASE ASIUJUJDNWNAD AYWDYAWDJQWUAHSXSA AOSXJMADADJAIWSDAWN

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