Rhodes Parents

[prestonandapril]

buckwildesub​:

As someone who had hauled a lot of people with alcohol poisoning out of bars, bathrooms, gutters and the petting zoo in Central Park, I’d probably recommend avoiding drinking with cowboys.

Well, I’m not “a lot of people”, sugar plum. I don’t think those city-slickers you’ve taken care of in New York would hold a candle to a Texan - but I’m a bit biased, there.

[prestonandapril]

buckwildesub​:

Sobriety is an impressive accomplishment, Ma’am.  My Mother wouldn’t be pleased if I distrespected a lady.

What’s impressive is the amount of burly cowboys I can drink under the table! That’s a past-time I plan to take up as soon as the big-bad government takes away this pesky breathalyzer.

...Kidding! (Just in case the po-po are readin’ this.)

[prestonandapril]

texasxprincess​:

Really? So you’re sober again? Two days - that’s a fucking record.

Originally posted by districtsonfire

As a matter of fact, it is. I’m real proud, thank you very much. So how are ya, Megan? I hope this place hasn’t turned you into a total buzz-kill.

[prestonandapril]

buckwildesub​:

Ooooh, um…thank you but no, Ma’am.  I might know your kids so that could get awkward.

Oh, get your mind outta the gutter, I didn’t mean it that way. I need at least a bottle and a half of wine in my system before I can get down like that these days, and as I said - I’m sober now.

You sure are a gentleman, though. All these ‘ma’am’’s are enough to make me blush!

[prestonandapril]

buckwildesub​:

It’s better when the guards aren’t doing much, believe me!  Hi, I’m Buck Wilde, nice to meet you, Ma’am.  Can I help you finds your kids?  

Kids? Oh, sweetheart - they’re not lookin’ for me, I can guarantee that. If anything, they’re trying to steer clear. I’m just here for...what is it that the kids say? Oh - a good time, not a long time. Think you can show me a good time, Buck Wilde? Your name makes it sound like you sure could.

[submissivelyxxshea]

prestonandapril​:

Glad you see it my way.

I don’t, Sir. I’m sorry.

[prestonandapril]

Hmm guess you wouldn’t have been right for my boy anyways.

[prestonandapril]

sammythedominant​:

So you’re not gonna do that?

Look I’ll toss ya some cash and we pretend this never happened. How’s 1000 sound?

[prestonandapril]

texasxprincess​:

Oh please. You don’t need my help with that.

I mean, yeah, he’s on the team. But i’ve gotten pretty good. And I made a bunch of friends and everything. 

Ha. Always the Sassy girl

Alright then we’ll go. There’s tailgating right? Of course you did, you’re selling your body on the internet, who wouldn’t want to be your friend?

[prestonandapril]

Father, if I hear you speak about Skylar like that again, we will have issue. Why don’t you and ma go out and have a nice dinner, or as nice as you can find here. Take Morgan.

Chill out boy, ain’t no harm done. Now when are we going to see you?

[kirinrhodes]

There certainly was. An apology is in order Father. Hunter and I could meet you tonight.

[prestonandapril]

That’s enough out of you. Meet me down stairs. Now Kirin.

[prestonandapril]

Father, if I hear you speak about Skylar like that again, we will have issue. Why don’t you and ma go out and have a nice dinner, or as nice as you can find here. Take Morgan.

Chill out boy, ain’t no harm done. Now when are we going to see you?

[sammythedominant]

prestonandapril​:

Oh come on now. Just a little slip of the tongue. No harm no foul. Let me buy you a drink.

Apologize to my brother, and then we’ll call it no harm no foul.

[prestonandapril]

Yeah okay Kid.

[sammythedominant]

prestonandapril​:

You might think you’re all big tough Dom, but you’re still a kid, so sit down. What are you even talking about?

You know exactly what I’m talking about. You say that word about my brother again, or talk down to him, and me and you are gonna have a problem.

[prestonandapril]

Oh come on now. Just a little slip of the tongue. No harm no foul. Let me buy you a drink.

[submissivelyxxshea]

prestonandapril​:

Huh. Well alright. I think it would look better if he claimed that retarded kid anyways.

I– um, okay.

[prestonandapril]

Glad you see it my way.

[sammythedominant]

prestonandapril​:

Huh. Well alright. I think it would look better if he claimed that retarded kid anyways.

Hey, short stuff. Want to repeat that again? This time to that kid’s brother?

[prestonandapril]

You might think you’re all big tough Dom, but you’re still a kid, so sit down. What are you even talking about?

[submissivelyxxshea]

prestonandapril​:

Pfft. There’s no time to worry about what he “wants”. He wants what we all want, to graduate and move on with his life, he just has to saddle a few people along for the ride first.

Sir? I can’t be with someone who doesn’t want me, and I know I’m not a good image for him. I’m sorry.

[prestonandapril]

Huh. Well alright. I think it would look better if he claimed that retarded kid anyways.

[summerxevans]

Excuse me? There’s no need to use that kind of language, Sir.

[prestonandapril]

Who are you?

[texasxprincess-deactivated20210]

prestonandapril​:

Yes I know your face Dear. Hello.

No, we needed someone to look after the house and the horses. The gardener is on ‘vacation’ so his Dom wouldn’t sue us when your mom tried to seduce him.

I meant you can’t even spell my name, but here I am unsurprised. 

Seriously? God. So there’s a football game this weekend I’m cheering at. You could come watch it. If you wanted, I mean. 

[prestonandapril]

I was close.

Wat h your tongue young lady. I don’t need you making me look bad around here. Cheering? You’re a cheerleader now? Huh. Well, I guess. Is Kirin playing?

[hunterclaringtonswitch]

prestonandapril​:

Preston Rhodes here

Looking for my boy Kirin and his new submissive. Oh and Jack and Morgen too.

Hello, Sir.  Captain Hunter Clarington, Retired US Army.  I’m your son Kirin’s submissive.  Nice to meet you.

[prestonandapril]

Ah there you are. Oh a captain are you? Fancy shmancy. Well, I’m sure those skills will go to waste as his assistance and sub but good on ya.