off-brand superstar

it's just whatever, my dude my name's emily and i'm 19, i rarely use this site anymore!

[avengers-posts]

[werenotreallystrangers]

open door policy

[dankmemeuniversity]

[arcanenrok]

The distinction:

Galaxy brain indicates intelligience of something (can go in either direction)

Pooh indicates level of refinement and/or pretentiousness

Red Eyes Guy indicates level of appeal to personal taste

[asundergrowth]

Galaxy brain: Logos

Pooh: Pathos

Eyes guy: Ethos

BUZZFEED PAY ME ROYALTIES

BUZZFEED PAY ME ROYALTIES

BUZZFEED PAY ME ROYALTIES

BUZZFEED PAY ME ROYALTIES

BUZZFEED PAY ME ROYALTIES

[c4pyb4ra]

always nice to see someone found their post embedded in a buzzfeed article and decided to make some bank

[creepish]

maybe my brain cells are doign a littel dance in there. whos to say,

[lightheartedsuggestion]

Stop convincing yourself you’re wasting your life away. The time you’ve spent resting and healing was and is necessary. You’re not a waste of a person if you find yourself struggling right now. Healing, recovering, sitting with your pain is foundational. It’s not a waste. You are still whole.

[presumablyemily]

tinder but exclusively for hot bitches that want to cuddle

[murdershegoat]

guess what time of year it is!!

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

when the sun comes up in the morning, consider your heart new and repaired. consider the rest of the day a blank page. meet the world with the thought of something good in mind.

[archi-pelago]

shoutout to that time at work I told a college dude automatically “fantastic!” when he put his card in the chip reader correctly (bc I find complimenting customers on it makes them Do It Again Right The Next Time) and he returned way later saying “I’ve been chasing that high of hearing you call me fantastic for like a week now” 

[useless-englandfacts]

can’t believe boris johnson is going to be the first world leader to contract covid twice

[napstamuse]

[broadlyaudrey-deactivated202106]

even when i am not posting, know that horrible sentences are raging within me

[yuyuuyuyuu-deactivated20230726]

i pray you heal from things no one ever apologized for

[saipng]

‘redemption arc’ this and ‘redemption arc’ that 

wheres an arc where the hero gets morally corrupted by a villain and switches sides and becomes an even bigger threat as a result

where is my bastardization arc

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Negative character development WOOOOOO

[wenchicus-thoticus]

Consider - hero bastardizaton and villain redemption within the same work so that by the end they’ve entirely switched sides and roles

[transxfiles]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mariaalenkoshepard]

Helpful info on that

Stay safe everyone

[banderboucher]

The idea of spontaneously getting on a train and going somewhere far might be romantic in another country but England is too small for that. Pull an Eternal Sunshine and go where? Fucking Slough? Go to fucking Slough and get a fucking boots meal deal?

[birthdaysongs]

i only understand about 60% of the words in this post but i still think its funny

[onceiwashere]

WHEN the microwave says my leftover pasta is ready but the middle is still cold 

[nomnombutteredtoast]

Microwave, in reply:

[whitepeopletwitter]