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Yes, I deleted my blog again and remade again. Why is anyone surprised?
[edit: hi friends, please feel free to reblog so I can track down all the mutuals whose blog handles are too difficult to remember]
Is anyone else getting like a thousand taps from bots on grindr today?
I canât tell, Iâm just always inundated with taps, itâs a curse :,(
When yâall measure the length of your dick, do you measure by pressing down on the pubic fat or do you measure without applying any weight/pressure to the pubic fat? If itâs the latter, then Iâve been committing fraud, and I need to start reducing like 0.25 inches from what Iâve been reporting to the IRS.
you absolutely must measure from the pubic bone or else
Reblog if it's okay to invade your ask box
Always
lazy saturday đź
Anon / honesty hour
Ask me a bunch of stuff, Iâm bored. Idc what if is.
When yâall measure the length of your dick, do you measure by pressing down on the pubic fat or do you measure without applying any weight/pressure to the pubic fat? If itâs the latter, then Iâve been committing fraud, and I need to start reducing like 0.25 inches from what Iâve been reporting to the IRS.
lazy saturday đź
people with siblings: how do you feel about them?
lazy saturday đź
92% lol
twist my arm!
So high right now Iâm dancing just to watch my fat ass jiggle.
we as a society have GOT to accept that it is okay if we get blocked. you do not have the right to interact with every single person on the internet. "but then i can't interact with their content" yes that is the point "but i didn't do anything" no one owes you an explanation and you don't have to have "done something" to be blocked. let it go
I once had a conversation with a guy on Grindr who mentioned he was watching an Adam Sandler movie, so I pull up the block and took a screenshot of me blocking him.*
This was like 10 years ago, and I posted that screenshot on my tumblr account. And some self-hating homosexual reposted it and said, âBlocking someone because you have different taste sounds problematic,â and then wrote in the tags something to the effect of âsmh you say you wanna be treated equally but then do stuff like this.â
And anyway I took a screenshot of me blocking that profile, and then that post went viral and I got mixed messages saying slay and others saying Iâm toxic.
This is my philosophy: no one is entitled to your space, and you should always curate your life. ESPECIALLY your online experience. :)
*I didnât actually block him, I just took a screenshot of me pressing the button, but the conversation fizzled out. By then it went viral, and I felt weird, so I went back and I think I blocked him. But then when the post went viral, he found it on Tumblr.
33% Whoâs the oddest person youâve fantasised about?
There was an older guy I worked with who I wasnât physically attracted to. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and for me, I just wasnât attracted to his facial features (probably the biggest dealbreaker for me), his hair, or his physique. But he had this undeniable charismaâhe was fucking hilarious, very kind, very smart, and for those reasons alone, I fantasized about riding him on more than one occasion. Personality goes a long way
9%
Hiii, I donât really wanna get into details on this one for what I hope are obvious reasons!
NSFW questions to ask based on your phone battery %
1% How many people have you had sex with?
2% Can you remember the names of everyone youâve slept with?
3% With whom did you first do the sexytimes? Was it good?
4% Whatâs the best sex youâve ever had?
5% Whatâs the worst sex youâve ever had?
6% Whereâs the most unusual place youâve had sex?
7% Whereâs the most unusual place youâve masturbated?
8% Have you ever been caught doing the sexytimes?
9% If you masturbate, when did you start, and how?
10% Have you ever been caught masturbating?
11% How would you describe your sexuality using only adjectives (describing wordsâbusy, fluffy, squishy, etc.)?
12% Have you ever been in a queer relationship?
13% Have you ever been in a straight relationship?
14% If you arenât straight, how and when did you realise you werenât?
15% Are you out to everyone you know?
16% Where do you meet queer folks to date? Do you find it difficult?
17% If your parents know about your sexuality, how did they react?
18.% Does your best friend know about your sexuality? How did they react?
19% Describe your first queer kiss.
20% Whatâs the queerest shit youâve ever done?
21% Are you happy with your body?
22% Whatâs the raddest part of your bod, and why?
23% What do you do with your body hair (pubes, underarms, legs, etc.)?
24% Do you have stretch marks? Where?
25% Describe your nipples in too much detail.
26% Cut or uncut? For girls do you have a preference?
27% Longest dry streak after you lost your virginity?
28% Describe your size, Guys penis, girls breasts
29% Have you tasted your self? Did you like it?
30% Favorite body part on your preferred sex?
31% Describe your most unusual/taboo fantasy.
32% Do you fantasise more about real situations, or imaginary/impossible ones?
33% Whoâs the oddest person youâve fantasised about?
34% Do you ever find yourself fantasising absent-mindedly, or is it something you do on purpose?
35% Do you always fantasise while you masturbate?
36% When you fantasise, does it usually lead to masturbation?
37% Have you ever had sex with someone while fantasising about someone else?
38% Do you have any celebrity crushes that you fantasise about?
39% Have you ever fantasised about something by accident, and felt weird about it after?
40% Describe your most sexy fantasy.
41% How do you feel about BDSM?
42% Whatâs your most unusual kink?
43% In an SM context, do you prefer giving pain, or receiving it?
44% Do you consider yourself to be dominant, submissive, both, or neither?
45% Describe your most recent bondage experience.
46% In a BDSM context, have you ever referred to anyone as âdaddy,â âmommy,â or any similar term?
47% Do you have a kink for any bodily fluids (pee, saliva, blood, tears, cum, etc.)?
48% Have you ever revealed a kink to someone and had them react negatively?
49% Do you have any kinks that youâre ashamed of?
50% How much money have you spent on equipment for your kinks (toys, whips, chains, etc.)?
51% Do you like squirting
52% Have you ever come solely from penetration (anal or vaginal)?
53% Can you have an orgasm without your genitals being touched?
54% Describe how you like your genitals to be touched.
55% How sensitive are your nipples? Does nipple play turn you on?
56% Do you find it easier to orgasm with another person, or through masturbation?
57% Have you ever had an orgasm that you werenât expecting?
58% Do you get off easier from rough contact, or gentle?
59% Whatâs the best orgasm youâve ever had?
60% Did it take you a while to have your first orgasm, or were you an early starter?
61% Do you enjoy giving oral sex? Why?
62% Whatâs your favourite position in which to receive oral?
63% Describe your oral sex technique.
64% Do you find it easier to give oral to someone with the same genital configuration as you (eg., you both own vaginas/both own penises), or different?
65% Describe the worst oral sex youâve ever received.
66% Describe the best oral sex youâve ever received.
67% Do you ever simulate oral sex while masturbating (sucking on dildos etc.)?
68% How sensitive is your mouth? Is it an erogenous zone, for you?
69% Do you like 69ing?
70% Can you deep-throat?
71% Do you like it in the butt?
72% Whatâs the strangest object youâve had in your butt?
73% Do you enjoy being rimmed?
74% Can you take a lot in your butt, or just a little?
75% Describe your most recent experience with buttsex.
76% Do you like doing stuff to other peopleâs butts?
77% (Prostate-owners) Have you ever received a prostate massage?
78% Do you own any buttplugs?
79% Have you ever had an embarrassing buttsex experience?
80% Have you ever pegged someone (ie., worn a strapon and fucked them in the butt)?
81% Do you have sex with music in the background
82% Have you ever had sex with more than one person?
83% Have you ever had an orgy? Would you?
84% Do you enjoy watching your partner(s) having sex with others?
85% Lights on or off?
86% Do you own any sex toys
87% Have you or would you ever do a gangbang?
88% Have you ever teamed up with someone and given a double blowjob/double cunnilingus?
89% Have you ever been penetrated by more than one person at the same time?
90% Have you ever been ejaculated on by more than one person at the same time?
**BONUS DARES**
91% Post a selfie.
92% Post a naked selfie.
93% Tag your biggest tumblr crush.
94% Post your follower count.
95% Press ctrl-v, and post whatever comes up.
96% Tag your top five followers.
97% Post your most recent Facebook status here.
98% Post the last SMS you received.
99% Post the last SMS you sent.
100% Your choice of question