[nondelphic]

writing isn’t hard. i just have to extract 80,000 words from my brain using sheer psychic force

[tamamita]

Yippie

[anton--rayne]

[micromontage]

Wait I just discovered an ancient truth. Come over

[autistic-boydog]

"I asked chatgpt" well I asked my Tumblr mutuals and they said "woof", "bark" and many similar things

[ryanthel0ser]

oh mein gott someone get a blanket for this baby, he's only 2 apples tall

there we go

sleep well little hero

[teethovgod-deactivated20250812]

Mutuals I’d like to go to the renaissance faire with

[cryptotheism]

Poppers? Like jalapeño poppers??

Yeah sure

[connorthegoodboy]

Trying new briefs. I think they’re a success

[geogayz]

Do you have any exciting pride plans

Not really 😭

[idkbutnothereanymore-deactivate]

✨reblog if you're accepting anonymous asks about anything✨

[geogayz]

[felcemartello]

Good morning I would like to see your bulge

[tonyzaret]

[labonitafanny]

sundress no panties 

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

grey sweats no boxers

[nahimoffthis-deactivated2018091]

Burger no pickles

[seraphrain]

men who keep their shirts on while getting off but it’s pulled up past their chest so they can bite down on the fabric deserve the world for that visual alone

[geogayz]

[forestdeity]

everything is divine punishment if youre delusional enough