Lana Del Rey’s Neurotic Cousin

I want to be in awful slasher flicks. I like to appreciate fashion from a designated safe distance from my wallet.

[airsignz]

[pretttyevil]

when you and your friends just light up the bowl and you hear your mom’s car pull up in the driveway 

[swampthingy]

Silent Night, Deadly Night

[lily-colson]

Salem doesn’t deserve you. 

[pretttyevil]

Sisterhood sure fades quickly when the male spectre is introduced...

[lanadelreyretroaesthetics]

[nymoon]

[thegeekinquestion]

@pretttyevil

[classichorrorblog]

Me at 12am on October 1st:

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not to be sentimental about a girl power slasher flick but literally there were tears streaming down my face when the girls saved bex. like the fucking POWER OF CIS WOMEN PROTECTING TRANS WOMEN

[saitamastamaticsoup]

MOOD I WAS GUNNA COVER MY EYES AND CRY BUT THEY RLY HAD HER BACK THE ENTIRE TIME

[kuntsuragi]

[blows a kiss] for hari nef

[transfemmefatale-deactivated202]

Hari Nef as ‘Blythe’ in You (2018) episode 3, created by Greg Berlanti

[pretttyevil]

Anybody have the entire track list to Assassination Nation’s soundtrack? Not the score by Ian. The songs in the film. They WERE SO GOOD.

[transfemmefatale-deactivated202]

https://open.spotify.com/user/zkawsaki427/playlist/0ATyoa3NlRfiqkIrr3PwIZ?si=K_mS7hhbTHW0wzkzVzIbBA

the only song i don’t think ended up in the film was the cardi b one unless i didn’t notice it? i think it was in the sundance cut of the film tho but i could be wrong.

[pretttyevil]

You are a gd ANGEL

[pretttyevil]

Anybody have the entire track list to Assassination Nation’s soundtrack? Not the score by Ian. The songs in the film. They WERE SO GOOD.

[blakegallo]

ngl, bex is easily one of my favorite characters of the year. like. that girl, five for her glen coco.

shoutout to odessa young too though, like she was giving me major margot robbie vibes towards the end of the film, just the ending monologue. but also if you don’t lily’s ending monologue on 3000+ gifsets then we have failed 

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i was laying in bed last night thinking about assassination nation and it fully hit me that bex is actually a canonical trans character, and her experiences are actually, canonically explored in the story…… that’s such a surreal feeling, especially for those of us who spend so much time and energy bending pieces of media to more directly represent us

[projectdestati]

[thegeekinquestion]

@pretttyevil

[pretttyevil]

Seriously I was hurt by those bitches

[tlffanypollard]

this is what happens when you make a horror movie with an all gay cast

[pretttyevil]

Does Ryan Murphy even fucking THINK?!

American Horror Story: Apocalypse is already based around a HUGE plothole in the AHS lore. Fucking horrible writing. 

Ryan Murphy has stated that Apocalypse is set 18 months in the future. Now Vulture is stupid, if that is based off of the premiere date: September, then that means Apocalypse takes place loosely around March of 2020. 

NOW. Executive producer, Alexis Martin Woodall, stated that the literal apocalypse does indeed occur in the first episode of Apocalypse. She stresses it starts in the “real world” and then “the story begins with the end of the world, and then our world begins.” So that implies that the apocalypse they are talking about is pretty altering to the world if a whole new one begins. 

NOW. The plot hole. American Horror Story: Hotel ends in the year 2022. So you’re fucking telling me that Billie Dean fuckin’ Howard is continuing her camp ass, ghost reality tv show, TWO WHOLE YEARS after “the end of the world”?!?! And there was no visual evidence that anything cataclysmic had happened in the entire episode of Be Out Guest?!!?!??!?!??!?!?!!owfihawfiuhjqrhpj

What. Ryan. Honey. Is you good? Is you okay? Do you need me to write your shows for you? Ugh. You suck. I guess I’ll wait and see but damn... the apocalypse must be pretty damn mild if people are still paying those gross prices for the Hotel Cortez two whole years after armageddon.