Arthur Arden III - Romantic Extraordinaire

i like lamp

[rae-ofhorror]

pretty-average-artie:

I wasn’t cuddling her.

heyi’m not jealous, cuddle who you want.

[pretty-average-artie]

Cinnabons shall rain upon you m’ladee. As shall gummy bears.

[rae-ofhorror]

pretty-average-artie:

wait that was tonight?

maybe if you weren’t too busy cuddling ellie you would remember

[pretty-average-artie]

I wasn’t cuddling her.

[rae-ofhorror]

ready for the movies by myself

[pretty-average-artie]

wait that was tonight?

[rae-ofhorror]

yall cant stop me in my bell bottom pants mua haha

[pretty-average-artie]

Wait the bonfire was tonight? Today’s try to be Clothespinman. Damnit. Nice pants though.

[rae-ofhorror]

Aye don’t fret, it will be fun

[pretty-average-artie]

You’re right it’ll be fun. :) you at the bonfire yet? I dunna see you.

[schmoozing-with-ellie]

pretty-average-artie:

I suppose I can give you snugglies

Thank you, Sweets!  We can use the time to plan your apology for Nash.

[rae-ofhorror]

You guys snuggle, that’s cool

[pretty-average-artie]

It’s not like that Rae.

[schmoozing-with-ellie]

Who is going to give me snuggies at the bonfire?!

[pretty-average-artie]

I suppose I can give you snugglies

[rae-ofhorror]

yall cant stop me in my bell bottom pants mua haha

[pretty-average-artie]

Wait the bonfire was tonight? Today’s try to be Clothespinman. Damnit. Nice pants though.

[schmoozing-with-ellie]

pretty-average-artie:

Originally posted by louistomlinsonsgifs

I … most likely. I’m bad at this.

Fine.  But if I do this, you need to do everything I say, when I say it.

[pretty-average-artie]

Yes mam. You got it. I jump when you say how high

[schmoozing-with-ellie]

pretty-average-artie:

Originally posted by prettylittlelarrie

But Nash hates me. There’s no pint in harping an old cord

Not if you apologize the right way.  Oh my gosh, you poor thing.  You’re hopeless, I’m going to have to help you aren’t I?

[pretty-average-artie]

I ... most likely. I’m bad at this.

[schmoozing-with-ellie]

pretty-average-artie:

Originally posted by tmlnsn

You know like I do that she wouldn’t have accepted anyways

Well certainly not with that attitude!

[pretty-average-artie]

But Nash hates me. There’s no pint in harping an old cord

[schmoozing-with-ellie]

pretty-average-artie:

Originally posted by louistomlinsonsgifs

I’m never fun. that’s the point darling

I’m not going to argue that statement.

[pretty-average-artie]

You know like I do that she wouldn’t have accepted anyways

[schmoozing-with-ellie]

pretty-average-artie:

Originally posted by tmlnsn

You’re not me muuuuuummmmm

And you’re not nearly as fun drunk as you think you are.

[pretty-average-artie]

I’m never fun. that’s the point darling

[schmoozing-with-ellie]

pretty-average-artie:

@rae-ofhorror be the rocky to my dr frankfurter I’m not drugk you’re triunk

Originally posted by ghlden

Someone didn’t learn their lesson last time.

[pretty-average-artie]

You’re not me muuuuuummmmm

[pretty-average-artie]

@rae-ofhorror be the rocky to my dr frankfurter I’m not drugk you’re triunk

[rae-ofhorror]

pretty-average-artie:

Originally posted by thetomlinsondaily

uhhhhhh that’s kind of dope. I know where I’m going every night ever.

isn’t it cool? they’re playing hitchcock movies this weekend.

[pretty-average-artie]

let’s go then :D that sounds awesome. hitchcock was creepy af. 

[rae-ofhorror]

x

3 turn onscute accents, nice hair, loves dogs. bonus if you own the scream trilogy on box set.

[pretty-average-artie]

[schmoozing-with-ellie]

pretty-average-artie:

Hi i’m artie, the british asshole in question. I told her she had muffin lips while i was hammered and apparently that’s an insult here?

Wow… that’s your opening?  

[pretty-average-artie]

mmm yes. unfortunately. i have no defense for myself.