giorgio lombardi

Hopeless Romantic, 22, Self made self motivated

[pretty-boy-gio]

Answer to @calloncharlotte ‘s question: I think @aria-broussard is. 

[pretty-boy-gio]

fmk: izzy, noelle, jazza

Fuck @secretlyvanillaperfection, marry @burnedbybernier because she seems like a pretty level headed girl, and kill @jazzahands because she’s scary and I feel like she’d kill me if I didn’t do it first.

[burnedbybernier-blog]

No thank you.

[pretty-boy-gio]

No problems there! Have a good one.

[pretty-boy-gio]

fmk: izzy, noelle, jazza

Fuck @secretlyvanillaperfection, marry @burnedbybernier because she seems like a pretty level headed girl, and kill @jazzahands because she’s scary and I feel like she’d kill me if I didn’t do it first.

[pretty-boy-gio]

6. when are you and jasmine gonna seal the deal?

I wish I knew. @princess-jasmine-kh whaddaya say? Wanna go on a date?

[pretty-boy-gio]

@prewittgrewit So if we play our cards right we can either find a really hot girl for you AND I can get friend zoned tonight by the prettiest girl I’ve seen since the last chick who talked to me like a human being. What do you say bud, wanna get drunk and enjoy the new bar?

[princess-jasmine-kh]

Yessss listen to friend Luigi. I’m sure the girl would ride you like a bull as much as I wanna do the sameeeee. Yee haw

[pretty-boy-gio]

cool cool cool cool cool. no doubt no doubt.

[prewittgrewit]

Sorry @pretty-boy-gio, but I am gonna have to ruin any chances you have of getting laid tonight. This is me holding your hand in the most no homo way I can manage. And, no. I’m not letting go.

[pretty-boy-gio]

I...well I’ve asked you to do stranger things. Buy ok bud. You got it. This is your no questions asked. 

[pretty-boy-gio]

@prewittgrewit So if we play our cards right we can either find a really hot girl for you AND I can get friend zoned tonight by the prettiest girl I’ve seen since the last chick who talked to me like a human being. What do you say bud, wanna get drunk and enjoy the new bar?

[princess-jasmine-kh]

LUIGI - [text]: hey are you going over to the party later tonight? and would you like to go with me? as friends, of course. also this is giorgio aka gio aka luigi.

[TXT MSG]: ayyyyyy Luigi you saved my number

[TXT MSG]: I was planning on going but currently in a wardrobe malfunction situation. Need to be dressed to get fucked. 👅

[TXT MSG]: so meet you there buddy? 👌

[pretty-boy-gio]

[text]: why wouldn’t I have saved it? We had fun, and you’re super cool so I’m keeping these digits.

[text]: oh well that’s not good. uh..yeah. that could be important. don’t wanna not have sex….right right.

[text]: I’ll be looking for the prettiest girl on the beach. 😉

[princess-jasmine-kh]

[TXT MSG]: you men are fickle once you hear half the things I told you

[TXT MSG]: dont worry I’ll get you laid too 😉😋

[TXT MSG]: you flatter me Luigi keep doing it

[pretty-boy-gio]

[text]: well most guys are assholes. I will always flatter you.

[text]: where you at? I’ll grab you a drink and we can see if we can’t find you a hottie.

[princess-jasmine-kh]

LUIGI - [text]: hey are you going over to the party later tonight? and would you like to go with me? as friends, of course. also this is giorgio aka gio aka luigi.

[TXT MSG]: ayyyyyy Luigi you saved my number

[TXT MSG]: I was planning on going but currently in a wardrobe malfunction situation. Need to be dressed to get fucked. 👅

[TXT MSG]: so meet you there buddy? 👌

[pretty-boy-gio]

[text]: why wouldn’t I have saved it? We had fun, and you’re super cool so I’m keeping these digits.

[text]: oh well that’s not good. uh..yeah. that could be important. don’t wanna not have sex....right right.

[text]: I’ll be looking for the prettiest girl on the beach. 😉

[ringaroundtheposie]

pretty-boy-gio‌:

I’m totally down! Is this thing safe though?? I feel like it isn’t. Whatever. Let’s go.

we’ll be fineeee. perfect! you can share one with jasmine then, since she doesn’t trust that i’m a perfectly below average driver.

[pretty-boy-gio]

Okay but is she sure she wants to drive with me? I’m not exactly the safest myself.

[ringaroundtheposie]

rented one of these babies to explore the island. who’s down??

[pretty-boy-gio]

I’m totally down! Is this thing safe though?? I feel like it isn’t. Whatever. Let’s go.

[pretty-boy-gio]

@prewittgrewit BUD ARE YOU HERE YET?!?! WANNA CHECK OUT THE SWEET EYE CANDY COMING IN OR WHAT

[prewittgrewit]

I am here, bud. I am here. I’ve just been busy reigning in my heathen siblings. And what eye candy are we talking about this time? Are we talking eye candy we actually have a shot with or eye candy that is just eye candy? 

[pretty-boy-gio]

Oh those demons? Good luck with that bro. I just turn my head and keep one eye on the horizon. Prewitt, all eye candy is attainable if you try hard enough. But yeah the kind we have a shot with. I saw a few blondes struggling with their luggage if you wanna do some catch and release?

[pretty-boy-gio]

@prewittgrewit BUD ARE YOU HERE YET?!?! WANNA CHECK OUT THE SWEET EYE CANDY COMING IN OR WHAT