i invite you to dethrone me.

aubrey walters // it's day 7583749 and master chief still isn't dating me. aim - rapiidash ((none of this is real!! i'm just a lonely roleplayer :**))

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I am not your friend. I am just a man who knows how to feel. I am not your friend. I’m not your lover. I’m not your family.

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therapist: please tell me about your life

me: *clears throat* this is a story about a girl named lucky

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every time i get scared i don't even scream anymore i just yell HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED it's my instant reaction

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RTX 2014: RWBY Panel - The Know

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kid: dad whats a 69

dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

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i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause

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I'M ALIVE

I AM HERE

BACK FROM THE ABYSS 

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i am forcing creepersoccer and ayyitsmogar into a cuddle puddle with penny and i it'll be great \m/

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jfc i have the hips of a sir mix a lot groupie

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i was promised a box of treats and given disappointment.

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i watched that episode of criminal minds where that lady turns women into dolls and i am convinced every noise is crazy doll lady half life 3 confirmed in my apartment

When I’m telling a story and a friend interrupts:

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Do you believe in love at first sight

in reality im not so sure, but i'd like to believe.

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What is something you're irritated by right now? or a pet peeve

i have a huge pet peeve on people that make things personal just so they can bitch. i think that's the absolute worst thing you can do in a situation.

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The Test // The Academy Is…

If this is a test, I’m losing my shit

would it kill you to care as much as I did?

If this is a test, I’m wasting my breath

you’re a stranger I know well

and not at all.