Boi nymph

ren - 32 - ♋ - constantly high

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[blond-shell]

[boinymph]

oh man i kept thinking i need to go grocery shopping but ive got chicken in the freezer and white claws in the fridge #neverleavethehouse

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[cryptotheism]

The Greco Egyptian Magical Fragments are so fun

[cryptotheism]

If I was drinking with the girls and someone threw a dog-bitten rock near me, I would ask the caster what's up. Why we throwing dog rocks?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

they exhumed our dead wife…

[cheaphalloweencostume]

nvm cremated again

[mint-swirl]

me: *trying to describe something as the opposite of uncanny valley* it’s like… canny mountain

charlie the unicorn:

[drysqu1d]

i tend to avoid discourse because most of it is trite and pointless but just this once i feel like i need to state my opinion: i think everyone should bend to my dark and evil will

[boinymph]

FAITH IN MEDICAL SYSTEM RESTORED

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

[mtndewpitchblack]

[starlightomatic]

fantasy is when there’s salve and sci fi is when there’s gel

[ceescedasticity]

"The purpose of a system is what it does" implies fascinating things about my digestive system.

[ceescedasticity]

"The purpose of a system is what it does" implies fascinating things about my digestive system.

[ceescedasticity]

"The purpose of a system is what it does" implies fascinating things about my digestive system.

[cheesefags]

2-YEAR CHEDDAR

from GRAFTON VILLAGE

I usually try to review cheeses virginally - that is, ones that I’ve never had before. In this case, this is a cheddar I’ve had many times before. But I couldn’t leave it off the blog, what with its obvious appeal to leather and rubber fetishists.

As far as cheddars go, Grafton’s 2-year aged isn’t going to shock you. It’s mild, light on the salt, with a slightly sweet and grassy flavour. It’s got a nice texture. It’s dense, more moist than I expected, and smooth.

So what is the deal with the gummi suit on this cheese anyway? Well, cheese has obviously been around a lot longer than fridges. Fresh cheeses like mozzarella are too moist to last very long outside of a cold place (bacteria and fungi do so love damp places), though I don’t think anyone was too mad about eating that stuff quickly. But cheeses that have been aged (and dried) more have some more preservation options, which is where cheese wax comes in. The wax is a physical barrier, stopping fungal spores from landing, and also blocks moisture and air, making the cheese a pretty unfriendly place to grow. Even drier cheeses can be bandaged in cheesecloth and then slathered in lard to preserve them while allowing some ventilation.

I gotta admit: hot wax isn’t really my thing. But cheesecloth bondage and grease… it has potential.

[dumbpuppyfag]

this site used to be awesome

[cpericardium]

[boinymph]

trying to see if i have matilda powers at work by blowing customers up with my mind