ladybug; ♥

caden mitchell smells like a foot and my best friends constantly throb with sexual tension ♥ proud old hound mama ♥

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Caden ✉ Bug

Minnie: like father like son tbh

Caden: bandit gets his laziness from you rudeness.

Minnie: HE'S OLD GENIUS

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Caden ✉ Bug

Minnie: so what is snoopy???? Chopped liver???

Caden: no

Caden: barking bacon at the most

Minnie: like father like son tbh

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Caden ✉ Bug

Minnie: don't get spoiled

Minnie: you get enough of that

Minnie: 😉

Caden: you hate me

Caden: you want me to die sad and alone and unloved

Minnie: so what is snoopy???? Chopped liver???

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Caden ✉ Bug

Minnie: You deserve it.

Minnie: Now go give my baby all the love he needs

Caden: What about mY LOVE

Minnie: don't get spoiled

Minnie: you get enough of that

Minnie: 😉

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Caden ✉ Bug

Caden: ThAT WAS THAT ONE WASN'T IT HAHAHAHAHHAAH fuck I just woke up Snoopy.

Minnie: You deserve it.

Minnie: Now go give my baby all the love he needs

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Caden ✉ Bug

Caden: four stacks makes me sound so pathetic I need to go triple or nothing this time.

Caden: Will you roll me home?

Minnie: Of course.

Minnie: My elaborate plan to make you sleepy so you fall alsleep during my Charile Brown watch instead of distracting me however you do it, from watching.

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Caden ✉ Bug

Caden: when don't you want to go to iHop.

Caden: need I remind you of the i hop for iHop song you sang until I caved the last time?

Caden: for four hours.

Minnie: ngl I just like to see how many endless pancakes you can stuff in your face. c:

Minnie: 4 stacks is your personal best. Not including my one pancake you helped me finish.

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Caden ✉ Bug

Caden: What don't I do tbh

Caden: We could even you know...add it onto the whole 'experimental' thing if you wanted. Grab a bite or something.

Minnie: I'd like that.

Minnie: I want to go to iHop. :)

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Caden ✉ Bug

Caden: I'm not allowed near the displays anymore.

Caden: Apparently we're a "family" store.

Caden: If you would rather go a different day...

Minnie: caden it's a grocery store wtf do you do

Minnie: No, no.

Minnie: V-Day has always been our day.

Minnie: :)

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Caden ✉ Bug

Minnie: ...Valentine's Day?

Caden: Oh, is it?

Minnie: It's on the displays at your job ditwit. :P

Minnie: And i'm already choking on the red and pink hues showing up everywhere.

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Caden ✉ Bug

Caden: You're reversing the me and in.

Caden: It opens the 11th but it'll be disgustingly packed with people from the internet and then I've got stuff the next few days...how about that Sunday?

Minnie: ...Valentine's Day?

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Caden ✉ Bug

Caden: Deadpool, you in?

Minnie: as in ryan reynolds????

Minnie: if he didn't have a cute kid hell yeah get me in

Minnie: but since he does and you probably mean the movie

Minnie: yeah

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💌 Bug 💛

Minnie: Sorry that's Bandit's spot. Sounds like the floor's the only place for you. :P

Caden: and here I was thinking you love me.

Minnie: Love's a strong word fool.

Minnie [unsent]: too strong

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💌 Bug 💛

Minnie: Mine? If your mom is giving you hell.

Caden: mommy's princess is coming for the holiday's so

Caden: I might just move in with you until she's gone. I'll take the right side, it's draftier when it's cold.

Minnie: Sorry that's Bandit's spot. Sounds like the floor's the only place for you. :P

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💌 Bug 💛

Minnie: YOU BETTER.

Minnie: OR ILL SHOVE EVERY COOKIE WE BAKE UP YOUR BEHIND

Caden: We gotta BAKE em?

Caden: Who's house are we going to burn down?

Minnie: Mine? If your mom is giving you hell.

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✉ Itty Bitty 🚗

Isla: I had a nice awakening this morning, sue me.

Isla: It would take one oven for us and a trip to the store for the slacker boys 😂

Isla: Or we each get a shelf of the oven. Top and bottom.

Minnie: Aww you guys keeping the love alive. :)

Minnie: So they can contaminate our good cookies? No thanks.

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💌 Bug 💛

Minnie: Oh duh.

Minnie: That's sweet. :)

Caden: Maybe I'll even let you watch it this time.

Caden: Maybe.

Minnie: YOU BETTER.

Minnie: OR ILL SHOVE EVERY COOKIE WE BAKE UP YOUR BEHIND