NO CHILL

caden pierce mitchell. lacking in chill since july fourth nineteen ninety seven. and on that day it was boldly proclaimed: "give me baseball or give me death." this isn't a town— it's the twilight zone. she isn't my girlfriend— but you can't date her.

[mister-kateupton]

Caden ✉ Bug

Minnie: HE'S OLD GENIUS

Caden: So is Betty White

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Caden ✉ Bug

Minnie: like father like son tbh

Caden: bandit gets his laziness from you rudeness.

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Caden ✉ Bug

Minnie: so what is snoopy???? Chopped liver???

Caden: no

Caden: barking bacon at the most

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Caden ✉ Bug

Minnie: don't get spoiled

Minnie: you get enough of that

Minnie: 😉

Caden: you hate me

Caden: you want me to die sad and alone and unloved

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Caden 💌 Boo

Spike: depends

Spike: i'm still not rich and famous so

Spike: can't get that pony yet but i'm working on it

Caden: Unless pony is a codeword I meant the totally unfair one you shackled me with.

Caden: I have no one to tease

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Caden ✉ Bug

Minnie: You deserve it.

Minnie: Now go give my baby all the love he needs

Caden: What about mY LOVE

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Caden ✉ Bug

Minnie: Of course.

Minnie: My elaborate plan to make you sleepy so you fall alsleep during my Charile Brown watch instead of distracting me however you do it, from watching.

Caden: ThAT WAS THAT ONE WASN'T IT HAHAHAHAHHAAH fuck I just woke up Snoopy.

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Caden 💌 Boo

Caden: Does my one condition have an expiration date?

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Caden ✉ Bug

Minnie: ngl I just like to see how many endless pancakes you can stuff in your face. c:

Minnie: 4 stacks is your personal best. Not including my one pancake you helped me finish.

Caden: four stacks makes me sound so pathetic I need to go triple or nothing this time.

Caden: Will you roll me home?

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Caden ✉ Bug

Minnie: I'd like that.

Minnie: I want to go to iHop. :)

Caden: when don't you want to go to iHop.

Caden: need I remind you of the i hop for iHop song you sang until I caved the last time?

Caden: for four hours.

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Caden ✉ Bug

Minnie: caden it's a grocery store wtf do you do

Minnie: No, no.

Minnie: V-Day has always been our day.

Minnie: :)

Caden: What don't I do tbh

Caden: We could even you know...add it onto the whole 'experimental' thing if you wanted. Grab a bite or something.

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Caden ✉ Bug

Minnie: It's on the displays at your job ditwit. :P

Minnie: And i'm already choking on the red and pink hues showing up everywhere.

Caden: I'm not allowed near the displays anymore.

Caden: Apparently we're a "family" store.

Caden: If you would rather go a different day...

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Caden ✉ Bug

Minnie: ...Valentine's Day?

Caden: Oh, is it?

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Caden ✉ Bug

Minnie: as in ryan reynolds????

Minnie: if he didn't have a cute kid hell yeah get me in

Minnie: but since he does and you probably mean the movie

Minnie: yeah

Caden: You're reversing the me and in.

Caden: It opens the 11th but it'll be disgustingly packed with people from the internet and then I've got stuff the next few days...how about that Sunday?

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Caden ✉ Bug

Caden: Deadpool, you in?

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✉ Spook 🐇🎃👻

Ana: If only Spookies could come along...

Ana: But yes I'd like that!

Caden: So he can try and eat ME?

Caden: We'll bring him back some veggies.

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💌 Boo 💋

Spike: Because you can totally see yourself dating Min?

Caden: I don't know.

Caden: It's not like I can totally see myself dating her but I also don't see myself not dating her.

Caden [unsent]: or anyone NOT me dating her.

Caden: Isla's got great legs.