Pretty Boy Sam

Closet Gay Ships BLAM and Sambastian RPER ( In my twenties in RL. I will admit I know shit about Tumblr.))

[prettyboysam]

Do you prefer miniature hot dogs, ball park hot dogs or foot long hot dogs? Lol.

I prefer foot long hot dogs!

-smirks-

[blaineydayswarbler]

Have you

ever just really wanted ice cream? Because today seems like a good day for it.

[prettyboysam]

Yes! Especially from a ice cream shop! XD Yum! I want some now!

[blaineydayswarbler]

What better way to get it?! I do too. It’s your fault, though.

[prettyboysam]

Woah dude how the hell is it my fault? -Frowns, thinking- Nope I just can't figure it out!

[prettyboysam]

What are you doing right now Sam?

Nothing exciting at all! So sad.

[prettyboysam]

Who would you kill and why?

I would kill any mother fucker if they hurt any of my closest people in my life.

[prettyboysam]

What do you do when your bored?

Masturbate to dirty thoughts. That or watch porn and masturbate. Besides for dirty things I sing, dance, read, play video games and watch superhero movies.

[blaineydayswarbler]

Have you

ever just really wanted ice cream? Because today seems like a good day for it.

[prettyboysam]

Yes! Especially from a ice cream shop! XD Yum! I want some now!

[not-so-finnocence]

Fuck, Kill ,Marry: Blaine, me, Puck.

Oh man that’s kinda hard. LOL.

You = fuckBlaine = marryPuck = kill

[prettyboysam]

Dude not that I am not flattered that you would fuck me…..but how could you kill your best friend? What kinda dude can just kill their best friend?

haha

A fucking ass that is what! lol

[sexyblaineydays]

I HAD TO COMMENT ON THIS. LMFAO! What the fuck? I’m flattered you’d want to marry me but damn I thought you and Puck were close. This was kind of predictable though, who wouldn’t want to fuck Sam. lol.

[prettyboysam]

I know right? I would fuck myself in a heartbeat if there were two of me.

[not-so-finnocence]

We aren’t really best friends, not like we used to be. Unfortunately, he got out of Lima while I’m still stuck with you two. Not that it’s a bad thing.

[prettyboysam]

Gee…..thanks…..I think. -Thinks, then shrugs.-

[not-so-finnocence]

Plus you guys are more fun to hang out with then Puck.

[sexyblaineydays]

Of course we are. LMAO. You’d never be bored with me. That’s why Kurt left me, too much excitement. lol.

[prettyboysam]

Are you crazy Blaine? -Snorts, snickering- You are a nerd! Yes you are really loads of excitement.............hahaah Teasing dude! You are.

[not-so-finnocence]

Fuck, Kill ,Marry: Blaine, me, Puck.

Oh man that’s kinda hard. LOL.

You = fuckBlaine = marryPuck = kill

[prettyboysam]

Dude not that I am not flattered that you would fuck me…..but how could you kill your best friend? What kinda dude can just kill their best friend?

haha

A fucking ass that is what! lol

[sexyblaineydays]

I HAD TO COMMENT ON THIS. LMFAO! What the fuck? I’m flattered you’d want to marry me but damn I thought you and Puck were close. This was kind of predictable though, who wouldn’t want to fuck Sam. lol.

[prettyboysam]

I know right? I would fuck myself in a heartbeat if there were two of me.

[not-so-finnocence]

We aren’t really best friends, not like we used to be. Unfortunately, he got out of Lima while I’m still stuck with you two. Not that it’s a bad thing.

[prettyboysam]

Gee.....thanks.....I think. -Thinks, then shrugs.-

[prettyboysam]

Fuck, Marry, Kill: Me, Sebastian, Kurt.

This is a hard one.

kill: Kurt

Fuck: Sebastian

Marry: You.......depending on if I could turn Sebastian into a softy that is haha. Then it would be tied.

[not-so-finnocence]

Fuck, Kill ,Marry: Blaine, me, Puck.

Oh man that’s kinda hard. LOL.

You = fuckBlaine = marryPuck = kill

[prettyboysam]

Dude not that I am not flattered that you would fuck me…..but how could you kill your best friend? What kinda dude can just kill their best friend?

haha

A fucking ass that is what! lol

[sexyblaineydays]

I HAD TO COMMENT ON THIS. LMFAO! What the fuck? I’m flattered you’d want to marry me but damn I thought you and Puck were close. This was kind of predictable though, who wouldn’t want to fuck Sam. lol.

[prettyboysam]

I know right? I would fuck myself in a heartbeat if there were two of me.

[sexyblaineydays]

Fuck, Kill ,Marry: Kurt, me, Sebastian

Sebastain i’d fuck

kurt kill

you, marry.

[prettyboysam]

Awww how cute! XD

[not-so-finnocence]

Fuck, Kill ,Marry: Blaine, me, Puck.

Oh man that’s kinda hard. LOL.

You = fuckBlaine = marryPuck = kill

[prettyboysam]

Dude not that I am not flattered that you would fuck me.....but how could you kill your best friend? What kinda dude can just kill their best friend?

haha

A fucking ass that is what! lol

[prettyboysam]

Naughtiest sex dream you've had? Don't leave out any details.

Well one of my naughtiest ones was with Brittany, Quinn, and Kitty, three hot blonds. -chuckles- Lots of pussy licking and dick sucking. At the time I thought it was hot as hell. Now when I think about it my dick doesn’t get excited anymore.

I have had a few naughty dreams about the warblers kidnapping me and leaves Sebastian in charge of me. I was scared shitless at first, then it got really exciting. ;) Then it turned into a nightmare because our Glee Club friends came to the rescue right before I got to cum! Haha.

[sexyblaineydays]

DAMN THEM GLEE CLUBBERS! -shakes head disappointedly- I hate when that happens, someone always interrupts ya right before that moment. Haha.

[prettyboysam]

Thats one thing that sucks about dreams. Oh and you never know when you are going to wake up to reality. -chuckles-

[prettyboysam]

Naughtiest sex dream you've had? Don't leave out any details.

Well one of my naughtiest ones was with Brittany, Quinn, and Kitty, three hot blonds. -chuckles- Lots of pussy licking and dick sucking. At the time I thought it was hot as hell. Now when I think about it my dick doesn't get excited anymore.

I have had a few naughty dreams about the warblers kidnapping me and leaves Sebastian in charge of me. I was scared shitless at first, then it got really exciting. ;) Then it turned into a nightmare because our Glee Club friends came to the rescue right before I got to cum! Haha.

[sexyblaineydays]

Least favorite pairings and why?

Blaine/Tina like seriously what the fuck was that crap.

Sam/Mercedes just didn’t like them at all.

[prettyboysam]

I agree to both of them. I think that Sam dated her because he felt bad for her and he was lonely too.

[sexyblaineydays]

DUDE! Have you like ever used any food items while having sex or masturbating Blaine?

I do love my chocolate syrup and whip cream. It’s the best -grins, licking lips-

[prettyboysam]

It is, isn’t it? -smirks- Especially extra whip cream!

[sexyblaineydays]

Oh yeah. -grins- I love my extra whip cream. It’s the best ain’t it.

[prettyboysam]

Yes I can go without the chocolate syrup and just eat the whole bottle of whipped cream instead.

[sexyblaineydays]

DUDE! Have you like ever used any food items while having sex or masturbating Blaine?

I do love my chocolate syrup and whip cream. It’s the best -grins, licking lips-

[prettyboysam]

It is, isn't it? -smirks- Especially extra whip cream!