Pretty Fine Jew

Think of all the roads. Think of all their crossings. Taking steps is easy. Standing still is hard.

[afternoonsnoozebutton]

[juicyvelourtracksuit]

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The Night Me and Your Mama Met   

[trixya-trash]

[kevinokevinokevino-deactivated2]

never in my gay life have i witnessed something so iconic

[ryandevon]

In case you didn’t know it’s law you have to watch this every time it appears on your dash or your queer card is revoked

[newkidsonmycock31]

this wasn’t very good and you all know it

[ryandevon]

[ruinedchildhood]

Laverne Cox on CBS This Morning

[prettyfinejew]

I think about the lyric "what's your dick like homie, what are you into?" nearly biweekly.

[did-you-know]

‘She sells seashells by the seashore’ is about a real person. Mary Anning was an 1800s Englishwoman from a poor family who dug up fossils on the beach and sold them to make money. She made many important discoveries for the scientific community that changed what people thought about prehistoric life, but men stole the credit for most of her work. Her life story was so inspirational that a song was written about her, and we still use the lyrics as a tongue twister today. Source

[keatonpatti]

[facetedglass-deactivated2024061]

hope he can accept his true self…

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2002 / 2016

[puff0202]

woman: i feel sexually attracted to other women man: how can i make this about me

[outropeace]

THIS IS SO FUCKING IMPORTAN

[ruinedchildhood]

Michelle LeVaughn Robinson, girl of the South Side, for the past 25 years, you’ve been not only my wife and mother of my children, you have been my best friend.

[coolhandofagirl]

yesterday i drove by an elementary school in dc called Horace Mann Elementary and their mascot was a centaur and it took me a second to make the connection and when i did i i almost started screaming but i was in the car with my coworker who i don’t know very well so i had to silently suffer for what felt like hours. horse man

[farmsuggestion]

so baby pull me closer in the backseat of your tractor that i know you love to drive bite the ear corn off yer counter pull the wheat right out the soil of the acres you inherit from your caring farmer father we ain’t ever out of season we ain’t ever out of season

[rabbiteclair]

fun projects you can do at home

convince all your friends that a single piece of macaroni is called a macaronus

[blazepress]

Family gathering.

[spiroandthelacktones]

MOOOOOM, AUNT CAROL IS HEEEEEERE

[paperstorm]

Australian comedian Jim Jefferies points out the ridiculousness of American pro-gun arguments. x x

[redhead4eyes]

Welp

[2ad]

Life really isn’t what I expected it to be

[chessys]

less quicksand

[yassmines-deactivated20161205]

almost no quicksand to be honest

[spaceyam]

lots of metaphorical quicksand tho