A Blog Has No Name

A Blog Has No Name

[prettyflyforayaoguai]

The only holiday I care about is the death anniversary of Unknown Library Paste Eating Man

[prettyflyforayaoguai]

W H I P P E D C R E A M M E A T

[modernbaseball]

Can all the tumblr homosexuals agree to stop buying chick fil a. It's so depressing that across the board lgbt people and supporters are indifferent to chick fil a and feel fine buying it. Can we at least stigmatize it here

[modernbaseball]

For those who actually like chick fil a sauce and refuse to boycott because of that:

It's ranch dressing, honey mustard, and barbecue sauce. Now free yourself

[stobotnikblewup-deactivated2025]

[propaganda-inc]

Fuck Chick-fil-A. That homophobic chicken isn't even that good, y'all are literally simping over chicken that tastes like it was made at a White cookout

[prettyflyforayaoguai]

My old boss was obsessed with Chick-fil-A because of the fucking LEMONADE? Like? Ma’am it’s a fucking...lemon...and water. Crush...a lemon. Into some water. Add sugar. It’s not a secret, they aren’t doing anything special back there. 

[book--wyrm]

Lets (non-scientifically) see if american schools are uniquely bad at teaching.

Was your education substandard/shitty

Yes; American; Public School

No; American; Public School

Yes; American; Private School

No; American; Private School

Yes; Non-American; Public School

No; Non-American; Public School

Yes; Non-American; Private School

No; Non-American; Private School

Complicated (explain in tags) / See Results

Voting ended onJul 19, 2023

I keep seeing americans talk about how awful their education system is and I really have to wonder. Is it uniquely bad? Or do we just disproportionately hear american voices here on tumble dot com?

[prettyflyforayaoguai]

I don't give a shit about the muscles tumblr I want to know which diet will allow me to hug a lion and why I have to wait until I'm 55 to do it.

[animentality]

[pasta-is-magnificent]

[prettyflyforayaoguai]

Listening to Rage Against the Machine like “Wow these guys really hate their toaster am I right”?

[sickboywolfgang]

[lake-erie]

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

[oolongearlgrey]

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

[lake-erie]

Frog and cranberries it must be fall.

[frogsandcranberriesitmustbefall]

Frogs and cranberries it must be fall.

[zoromance]

so has anybody’s dad ever actually apologized to them, or is that just an urban legend

[prettyflyforayaoguai]

Once when I was 9 my step dad opened the refrigerator door and hit me in the mouth with it, then said “Sorry your face was there”. That counts right. 

[oneheadtoanother]

[armedjoy]

it's my god given right as an american to not be hassled by the liberal nanny state chime and be thrown clear through my windshield

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[helila]

[ersatznet]

gods help us

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[comradesaucegay]

when the cgi for your $200 million dollar budget movie looks worse than the annoying orange

[prettyflyforayaoguai]

I spent a literal hour getting back into my tumblr account this evening which is pretty much like spending an hour trying to unjam a drawer in your kitchen just to make sure that nothing has happened to the owners manual for a blender you threw out in 2014.

[ctnctnctnctnctn]

so my family went to the tulip fields and my little sister didn’t have a good time at all

[bbanditt]

WHY IS THAT ONE FUCKING TULIP A DIFFERENT COLOR I WOULD BE UPSET TOO

[sanjista]

it is the chosen one

[greywardenlisa]

it must be the main character in the anime

[charlesoberonn-deactivated20150]

It got funnier when I realized just how many tulips are in this picture.

[guardgenie]

“In a world where tulips were yellow, one dared to be different…”

[slightly-fanatic]

Every spring this picture comes back around and every spring I crack up

[al-the-stuff-i-like]

at first you just see the row of tulips in the foreground, and it’s funny

then you see the rows stretching back for yards and yards, and it’s even funnier

[azispaz-deactivated20180606]

DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE YOU ARE THAT TULIP

[prettyflyforayaoguai]

God dammit I looked for this picture FOREVER today and I couldn’t find it no matter how many ways  I googled “Girl visibly upset by tulip”.

[catcvlts]

[lunarriviera]

look I don’t want to tell anyone what to do but if you go down that path you will wake up a thousand years later and all your great-grandchildren will be dead

[optimysticals]

But I get a thousand year nap out of it?

[frei-rancken-deactivated2020062]

That’s not the intended use Sir

[dalniente]

But I get a thousand year nap out of it???