Captain of the Star's Bane

Welcome aboard the Star's Bane, I'm the captain here...what? You don't believe me? Well now, If I were you, I'd start believing, before a consequence is thrown my way. |Single|Android|Dependent Nyo!NewZealand for Spacetaliarpg|

[prettylittleandroid-blog]

"Because you will short out; don't-- Seren, don't touch that--!"

@zvezdnyy-reyder

“Oh calm down I know exactly what I am do-” and just as she says that she reaches out, touching it, cold metal against synthetic flesh, her eyes flickering as a zapping sound is heard. Her body jolts before going still, limp, arm dropping to her side.

[zvezdnyy-reyder]

prettylittleandroid:

She roared in laughter and triumph at his gesture before wrapping her arms around him. 

“Oh come on big guy, no need to get like that. You humans are crafty enough to replace your heart if I cause you to have a heart attack. I think at least.”

With an overly exaggerated sigh, he patted her back, still seeming exasperated, though whether or not it was being forced and a smile was hiding behind his expression was a mystery.

“Yes, but what if we aren’t nearby a hospital? And who will give a pirate medical attention?” He pulled back, smiling slightly as if to say he was teasing, “You’re right. I probably won’t die, but still–” He waved a finger, “Don’t do that.”

[prettylittleandroid-blog]

For a second a bit of amusement flashed in her eyes as she gave him a little smirk.

“You make it sound like hospitals ain’t corrupt. Flash them a bit of money and suddenly your file is a John Doe. No pirate associated with your name.” Teasingly she bit at the air as he waved a finger at her before laughing, strutting on ahead.

“Pretty sure I’m Captain, not you”

[prettylittleandroid-blog]

[Weeks later in a different space port, Luna finds himself wandering about, his eyes glowing ominously against the dark backdrop of the vacant station.] [Spotting another person he waves and meanders towards them only to find that it was the nice robot lady from before] ...Hello!! It's you!

@selenianseeker

[Hearing a voice she quickly spins on the balls of her feet, red robotic eye visibly locking on to him as a pistol is pointed right to his forehead] [and then there is the brief moment when her systems compute and recognize his face, though she is still not lowering her pistol]  You really shouldn’t surprise someone like me, ‘specially when you’re scuttling about mate.

[selenianseeker-blog]

[Incidentally, he ends up walking right into the muzzle of her pistol, it bopping him on the forehead] [He recoils and rears back, reorienting himself] ….I don’t think I was scuttling, was I?

[He doesn’t completely register that she’s got a gun to his head] How’re you! Is your mister being nicer to you?

[prettylittleandroid-blog]

[There’s a slight click from the pistol before she is lowering it, deeming him too daft to even notice what was going on in front of him]

Well considering you are walking around in the dark, eyes a glowing, I would say yes. [silence is met before she’s just putting her hands on her hips staring at him] …..yeah sure……..why the hell are you even here mate?

[selenianseeker-blog]

I came exploring and I ran out of fuel and food near here! But it was really really crowded, so I waited for all of the mean people to go away, but you’re not mean so you didn’t go away!! [He’s bouncing because of how excited he is to see her again]

[prettylittleandroid-blog]

So you stopped here? O all places? And at this time of day to boot. You better not be working for those damned Consono. [there’s a growl and her eyes are flickering a bit] [She’s really unsure what to think of him at the moment]

[prettylittleandroid-blog]

[Weeks later in a different space port, Luna finds himself wandering about, his eyes glowing ominously against the dark backdrop of the vacant station.] [Spotting another person he waves and meanders towards them only to find that it was the nice robot lady from before] ...Hello!! It's you!

@selenianseeker

[Hearing a voice she quickly spins on the balls of her feet, red robotic eye visibly locking on to him as a pistol is pointed right to his forehead] [and then there is the brief moment when her systems compute and recognize his face, though she is still not lowering her pistol]  You really shouldn’t surprise someone like me, ‘specially when you’re scuttling about mate.

[selenianseeker-blog]

[Incidentally, he ends up walking right into the muzzle of her pistol, it bopping him on the forehead] [He recoils and rears back, reorienting himself] ….I don’t think I was scuttling, was I?

[He doesn’t completely register that she’s got a gun to his head] How’re you! Is your mister being nicer to you?

[prettylittleandroid-blog]

[There’s a slight click from the pistol before she is lowering it, deeming him too daft to even notice what was going on in front of him]

Well considering you are walking around in the dark, eyes a glowing, I would say yes. [silence is met before she’s just putting her hands on her hips staring at him] .....yeah sure........why the hell are you even here mate?

[prettylittleandroid-blog]

[Weeks later in a different space port, Luna finds himself wandering about, his eyes glowing ominously against the dark backdrop of the vacant station.] [Spotting another person he waves and meanders towards them only to find that it was the nice robot lady from before] ...Hello!! It's you!

@selenianseeker

[Hearing a voice she quickly spins on the balls of her feet, red robotic eye visibly locking on to him as a pistol is pointed right to his forehead] [and then there is the brief moment when her systems compute and recognize his face, though she is still not lowering her pistol]  You really shouldn’t surprise someone like me, ‘specially when you’re scuttling about mate.

[prettylittleandroid-blog]

Shouts and hoots and hollering filled the room, nothing unfitting for the local she was in, one of those bars known for attracting trouble. Befitting in her opinion, as laughed, stumbling out of the taller chair. Her drink spilled a bit as she hummed, feeling the closest one of her kind could to being drunk (an overcharge on her part prior to coming there) but with a drink in her hand no one would know.

[prettylittleandroid-blog]

"Because you will short out; don't-- Seren, don't touch that--!"

@zvezdnyy-reyder

“Oh calm down I know exactly what I am do-” and just as she says that she reaches out, touching it, cold metal against synthetic flesh, her eyes flickering as a zapping sound is heard. Her body jolts before going still, limp, arm dropping to her side.

[zvezdnyy-reyder]

Lunging to swat her hand away, Ivan soon realized he was too late and hopped back, staring silently at Seren’s now limp form. He let out a few stray curses, knelt down beside her and scooped her up, carrying her back to her quarters. Maybe something could wake her up back there… He shook his head, thinking that one of these days she was really going to give him a heart attack.

[prettylittleandroid-blog]

About half way to her quarters, her eyes suddenly lite back up as a quiet and melodic laugh came from her throat. 

“Being a pirate fits you you know. You have a mighty range of vocabulary,” she as Ivan should know by now, is a complete ass as she smiled up innocently, slightly kicking her legs.

[zvezdnyy-reyder]

He paused mid step, gaze set on some undetermined point in the distance. For a brief moment he seemed about ready to set off into another string of curses, but instead he gently set her down, smiling tiredly.

He was relieved to see she was alright, but– Setting a hand on her shoulder he raised his eyebrows, “Do not ever do that again.”

[prettylittleandroid-blog]

“Yea yeah, sure I won’t mate.” She rolled her eyes giving a coy smile. “Though I didn’t get shocked like what you said. But it really warms my circuits to know that you care about me so much.” 

[zvezdnyy-reyder]

Ivan took a moment to stare at her blankly before tossing his hands up in the air and burying his face in them soon afterwards. Releasing another round of creative swears Ivan removed his hands from his face and gave her a pained look, “Solnyshko, please. Is it really your goal to give me an early death?”

[prettylittleandroid-blog]

She roared in laughter and triumph at his gesture before wrapping her arms around him. 

“Oh come on big guy, no need to get like that. You humans are crafty enough to replace your heart if I cause you to have a heart attack. I think at least.”

[prettylittleandroid-blog]

[Somehow Luna has unintentionally crashed a really fancy party] [He sticks to the edge of the room, swaying to the music looking like a dope.] [He ends up absentmindedly making eye contact with the other from the room, and knowing no other way to dissolve the awkwardness, he approaches her] ...Hello! You're really pretty!

[She was walking around silently observing others, silently putting names to faces until she happened to look at one…..one numbskull in particular] [flower obstructing her one eye she continued to stare until the other approached her] [she was suppose to know all the names of the people here but…]

Thank you, it is important in our design for use to be pleasing to the eye. [she found herself speaking in an almost robotic tone, smile planted on her face and eye showing kindness] 

@selenianseeker

[prettylittleandroid-blog]

[a deadly grizzly bear more like it]

I am created to be plush in the hips and side area though I could have been given a bit more….something chest wise…. [wait why is she telling him this]

Oh, I do not. My, master, works far and around. I am merely here for the party with…him. 

[selenianseeker-blog]

Your Mister [he misheard master] should let you do more stuff! He doesn’t seem very nice…

But I think your chest is great! It’s the best chest ever. [:3]

[prettylittleandroid-blog]

My Mis-ter? My...chest...... [looks away 100% done with him right now before turning to him with a sheepish smile]

Well I am flattered you think so.....so are you going to show me aboard your ship~

[prettylittleandroid-blog]

"Because you will short out; don't-- Seren, don't touch that--!"

@zvezdnyy-reyder

“Oh calm down I know exactly what I am do-” and just as she says that she reaches out, touching it, cold metal against synthetic flesh, her eyes flickering as a zapping sound is heard. Her body jolts before going still, limp, arm dropping to her side.

[zvezdnyy-reyder]

Lunging to swat her hand away, Ivan soon realized he was too late and hopped back, staring silently at Seren’s now limp form. He let out a few stray curses, knelt down beside her and scooped her up, carrying her back to her quarters. Maybe something could wake her up back there… He shook his head, thinking that one of these days she was really going to give him a heart attack.

[prettylittleandroid-blog]

About half way to her quarters, her eyes suddenly lite back up as a quiet and melodic laugh came from her throat. 

“Being a pirate fits you you know. You have a mighty range of vocabulary,” she as Ivan should know by now, is a complete ass as she smiled up innocently, slightly kicking her legs.

[zvezdnyy-reyder]

He paused mid step, gaze set on some undetermined point in the distance. For a brief moment he seemed about ready to set off into another string of curses, but instead he gently set her down, smiling tiredly.

He was relieved to see she was alright, but– Setting a hand on her shoulder he raised his eyebrows, “Do not ever do that again.”

[prettylittleandroid-blog]

“Yea yeah, sure I won’t mate.” She rolled her eyes giving a coy smile. “Though I didn’t get shocked like what you said. But it really warms my circuits to know that you care about me so much.” 

[quotesofthewrittennature-deacti]

I believe in deeds, not words.

Tamara Pierce, Alanna: The First Adventure (via bookquotes007)

[prettylittleandroid-blog]

[Somehow Luna has unintentionally crashed a really fancy party] [He sticks to the edge of the room, swaying to the music looking like a dope.] [He ends up absentmindedly making eye contact with the other from the room, and knowing no other way to dissolve the awkwardness, he approaches her] ...Hello! You're really pretty!

[She was walking around silently observing others, silently putting names to faces until she happened to look at one…..one numbskull in particular] [flower obstructing her one eye she continued to stare until the other approached her] [she was suppose to know all the names of the people here but…]

Thank you, it is important in our design for use to be pleasing to the eye. [she found herself speaking in an almost robotic tone, smile planted on her face and eye showing kindness] 

@selenianseeker

[prettylittleandroid-blog]

[a deadly grizzly bear more like it]

I am created to be plush in the hips and side area though I could have been given a bit more....something chest wise.... [wait why is she telling him this]

Oh, I do not. My, master, works far and around. I am merely here for the party with...him. 

[prettylittleandroid-blog]

"Because you will short out; don't-- Seren, don't touch that--!"

@zvezdnyy-reyder

“Oh calm down I know exactly what I am do-” and just as she says that she reaches out, touching it, cold metal against synthetic flesh, her eyes flickering as a zapping sound is heard. Her body jolts before going still, limp, arm dropping to her side.

[zvezdnyy-reyder]

Lunging to swat her hand away, Ivan soon realized he was too late and hopped back, staring silently at Seren’s now limp form. He let out a few stray curses, knelt down beside her and scooped her up, carrying her back to her quarters. Maybe something could wake her up back there… He shook his head, thinking that one of these days she was really going to give him a heart attack.

[prettylittleandroid-blog]

About half way to her quarters, her eyes suddenly lite back up as a quiet and melodic laugh came from her throat. 

“Being a pirate fits you you know. You have a mighty range of vocabulary,” she as Ivan should know by now, is a complete ass as she smiled up innocently, slightly kicking her legs.

[cygneum-blog]

❝ You should see yourself right now. ❞

-“Trying really hard not to… I know I must look terrible… Need maintenance, I do… But how am I to go find a mechanic with a price on my head and almost no strength to walk?" 

She wasn’t angry, just stressed. Looking down at her rusty leg, Thani let out a tired sigh. So much for being an outlaw. 

[prettylittleandroid-blog]

She observes the other with one eye, patch covering the other as she crouches down with a small smirk. 

“Really should consider getting synthetic flesh or something for your leg there. Shame it’s rusted, what if someone were to come stirring up trouble.” She tilted her head, waiting for a reaction, wondering just how much her head was worth. Not that she would turn her in.....just a rough estimate was enough to sate her curiosity....

[prettylittleandroid-blog]

"Because you will short out; don't-- Seren, don't touch that--!"

@zvezdnyy-reyder

“Oh calm down I know exactly what I am do-” and just as she says that she reaches out, touching it, cold metal against synthetic flesh, her eyes flickering as a zapping sound is heard. Her body jolts before going still, limp, arm dropping to her side.

[prettylittleandroid-blog]

[Somehow Luna has unintentionally crashed a really fancy party] [He sticks to the edge of the room, swaying to the music looking like a dope.] [He ends up absentmindedly making eye contact with the other from the room, and knowing no other way to dissolve the awkwardness, he approaches her] ...Hello! You're really pretty!

[She was walking around silently observing others, silently putting names to faces until she happened to look at one…..one numbskull in particular] [flower obstructing her one eye she continued to stare until the other approached her] [she was suppose to know all the names of the people here but…]

Thank you, it is important in our design for use to be pleasing to the eye. [she found herself speaking in an almost robotic tone, smile planted on her face and eye showing kindness] 

@selenianseeker

[prettylittleandroid-blog]

[she’s just staring at his ship before noticing a slight glow causing a great deal of alarm to be programmed into her body.] [she takes a few steps from him before realizing what he was doing before relaxing, shuffling her feet a bit] [Nevermind, he’s just a weird defective cyborg….]

Well I am glad you agree with me, doubted I was a cyborg. [gives him a sheepish grin] It is different, all the emotions and feelings I have are undoubtedly fake. Humans have a very narrow view on us, some fear us thinking we will take over others believe us to be possessions of high value. And do not get me started on always needed to be charged. [that’s her biggest peeve right there] 

I am glad I interest you, you are certainly different than most people I have the pleasure of talking with.

[selenianseeker-blog]

I don’t think your emotions are fake! [He stammers a little bit. Though genuine, he couldn’t very well articulate his sympathy very well]

Normal people are scary and mean, I wish everyone could be like you! [He was undeniably comfy around her]

[prettylittleandroid-blog]

Well they are certainly not like yours. [tilts her head looking at him with a soft smile]

I am sure you do not wish that. I can be scary too….grrr~ 

[selenianseeker-blog]

You don’t know that! We could all be the same you know!

[He can’t help but cry a little on the inside from her growling like that] [He walks forward and gives her asks] …Can I give you a hug? [Prompted by cute feels and feels feel]

[prettylittleandroid-blog]

Sure if you wish [extends her arms]

[I’ve fucking killed people mate I am not a teddy bear fight me]

[prettylittleandroid-blog]

[Somehow Luna has unintentionally crashed a really fancy party] [He sticks to the edge of the room, swaying to the music looking like a dope.] [He ends up absentmindedly making eye contact with the other from the room, and knowing no other way to dissolve the awkwardness, he approaches her] ...Hello! You're really pretty!

[She was walking around silently observing others, silently putting names to faces until she happened to look at one…..one numbskull in particular] [flower obstructing her one eye she continued to stare until the other approached her] [she was suppose to know all the names of the people here but…]

Thank you, it is important in our design for use to be pleasing to the eye. [she found herself speaking in an almost robotic tone, smile planted on her face and eye showing kindness] 

@selenianseeker

[prettylittleandroid-blog]

[she’s just staring at his ship before noticing a slight glow causing a great deal of alarm to be programmed into her body.] [she takes a few steps from him before realizing what he was doing before relaxing, shuffling her feet a bit] [Nevermind, he’s just a weird defective cyborg….]

Well I am glad you agree with me, doubted I was a cyborg. [gives him a sheepish grin] It is different, all the emotions and feelings I have are undoubtedly fake. Humans have a very narrow view on us, some fear us thinking we will take over others believe us to be possessions of high value. And do not get me started on always needed to be charged. [that’s her biggest peeve right there] 

I am glad I interest you, you are certainly different than most people I have the pleasure of talking with.

[selenianseeker-blog]

I don’t think your emotions are fake! [He stammers a little bit. Though genuine, he couldn’t very well articulate his sympathy very well]

Normal people are scary and mean, I wish everyone could be like you! [He was undeniably comfy around her]

[prettylittleandroid-blog]

Well they are certainly not like yours. [tilts her head looking at him with a soft smile]

I am sure you do not wish that. I can be scary too....grrr~ 

[trcshymemes]

COWBOY BEBOP SENTENCE STARTERS.

❝ …Bang… ❞

❝ This could be a trap. ❞

❝ This is strictly business. ❞

❝ Whatever happens, happens. ❞

❝ Life is but a dream. ❞

❝ You’re in a good mood today. ❞

❝ Tell me what you’re doing here. ❞

❝ Don’t try anything. ❞

❝ Why don’t you shoot? ❞

❝ Go on, pull the trigger. ❞

❝ What’s wrong? Lose your nerve? ❞

❝ You’re an original, aren’t you? ❞

❝ Could you be a little quieter please? ❞

❝ Great, a wannabe preacher with a gun… ❞

❝ Guess you’ll have to chalk it up to bad luck. ❞

❝ You’re gonna carry that weight. ❞

❝ The one that’s insane is this world. ❞

❝ Hey there, having a little trouble? ❞

❝ Are you living in the real world? ❞ 

❝ Even if you play by the rules, nothing gets solved. ❞

❝ The more you know, the shorter your life will be. ❞

❝ I’m just a humble bounty hunter, ma’am/sir. ❞

❝ Pretending to be senile won’t get you out of this. ❞

❝ I’m just watching a bad dream I never wake up from. ❞

❝ Are you pleading for your life? ❞

❝ You should see yourself right now. ❞

❝ Do you have any idea what you look like? A ravenous beast. ❞

❝ The same blood runs through both of us. ❞

❝ I’ve bleed all that kind of blood away. ❞

❝ Why are you still alive? ❞

❝ Don’t give me that art of war crap. ❞

❝ Time never stands still. ❞  

❝ If you don’t work, you don’t eat. ❞

❝ These Earthlings are weird. ❞ 

❝ I’ll take care of this, you can go back. ❞

❝ I love the kind of woman that can kick my ass. ❞

❝ A star just fell from the sky. ❞

❝ Cold climates don’t concern me. ❞

❝ Your heart is colder than any planet. ❞

❝ Remember, a snake cannot eat a dragon. ❞

❝ We should’ve never taken such a risk. ❞

❝ I’m fully aware of the danger. ❞

❝ How long were you in there listening, [ name ]? ❞ 

❝ And this time, I hope you have sweet dreams. ❞

❝ I’ll meet you at the end of this world. ❞

❝ Belonging is the very best thing there is. ❞

❝ There is nothing more innocent and cruel than a child.❞

❝ Man shouldn’t have to live on carbohydrates alone, complex or otherwise. ❞

❝ I have no fear of death. It just means dreaming in silence. A dream that lasts for an eternity. ❞

❝ Of the days that I have lived, only those I spent with you seemed real. ❞

❝ My memory…finally came back…but nothing good came from it. ❞

❝ There was no place for me to return to; this was the only place I could go. ❞

❝ Why do you have to go? Where are you going?! ❞

❝ What are you going to do, throw away your life like it was nothing?! ❞

❝ What’s your price to keep this from leaking to the press? ❞

❝ Either you give me the money or I put a bullet through your brain. ❞    

❝ I’m not the type to be led around by a woman/man. ❞

❝ You can’t tell the age of a woman by looking at her. ❞

❝ You’re kidding yourself if you think every woman/man is like you. They’re not.❞

❝ Why did you do all of this? For money? Some sort of revenge? Or perhaps just for fun?❞

❝ Come on, hang in there, you hear me? ❞ 

❝ When angels are forced out of heaven, they become devils. ❞

❝ Tell me, if we had met earlier in life, would we have been friends? ❞

❝ You know the first rule of combat? Shoot them before they shoot you. ❞

❝ I’m not a criminal. Woah, that makes me sound more like a criminal, doesn’t it. ❞

❝ You took all the money you stole from us and lost it in a gambling casino? ❞

❝ This is real mystic and all, but uh, do you have anything to eat here? ❞

❝ You know what they say, cowboy, easy come easy go. ❞ 

❝ You told me once, to forget the past, cause it doesn’t matter, but you’re the one still tied to the past, [ name ]!  ❞

❝ Don’t tell me things like that; you’ve never told me anything about yourself, so don’t tell me now! ❞

❝ I felt like I was watching a dream I’d never wake up from. Before I knew it, the dream was all over. ❞

❝ Do not fear death. Death is always at our side. When we show fear, it jumps at us faster than light, but if we do not show fear, it casts its eye upon us gently and then guides us into infinity…  ❞

❝ Men only think about their past right before death, as if they were searching frantically for proof they were alive. ❞

❝ No one can draw a clear line between sane and insane. You move that line as you see fit for yourself. No one else can.  ❞

[prettylittleandroid-blog]

[Somehow Luna has unintentionally crashed a really fancy party] [He sticks to the edge of the room, swaying to the music looking like a dope.] [He ends up absentmindedly making eye contact with the other from the room, and knowing no other way to dissolve the awkwardness, he approaches her] ...Hello! You're really pretty!

[She was walking around silently observing others, silently putting names to faces until she happened to look at one…..one numbskull in particular] [flower obstructing her one eye she continued to stare until the other approached her] [she was suppose to know all the names of the people here but…]

Thank you, it is important in our design for use to be pleasing to the eye. [she found herself speaking in an almost robotic tone, smile planted on her face and eye showing kindness] 

@selenianseeker

[prettylittleandroid-blog]

[she’s just staring at his ship before noticing a slight glow causing a great deal of alarm to be programmed into her body.] [she takes a few steps from him before realizing what he was doing before relaxing, shuffling her feet a bit] [Nevermind, he’s just a weird defective cyborg....]

Well I am glad you agree with me, doubted I was a cyborg. [gives him a sheepish grin] It is different, all the emotions and feelings I have are undoubtedly fake. Humans have a very narrow view on us, some fear us thinking we will take over others believe us to be possessions of high value. And do not get me started on always needed to be charged. [that’s her biggest peeve right there] 

I am glad I interest you, you are certainly different than most people I have the pleasure of talking with.