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@prettyonthexthrone
I feel like having a bed that’s a bit too small for me isn’t a fair compromise. But how much did you bring where you filled the entire closet?
How tall are you, anyway? Not that I doubt that the bed's small, it's just a problem that I personally don't face. Just four or five suitcases - you know, the basic stuff.
You know what, I seriously don’t give a flying fuck, I’m not even going to bother reading that because it’s literally not even worth my time. Pretty sure you’re not going to last even another week in this house, so I guess if you’re really that fucking nervous and shit, stay away from me.
Enjoy being a sloppy bitch.
Not nervous; just letting you know you can't do whatever the fuck you please.
Enjoy being a trashy hoe.
Yeah well I’m not afraid of you or your lawyers, and you’re literally just making me want to give you a beat down more. Either way, you’re still a little bitch who can’t fight her own battles, ain’t no respect in that. Hey, I’d rather be white trash than a spoiled brat any day mate. And pretty sure there aren’t laws against hitting another person.
I don't think there's any class in winning all of your "fights" by using brute force, and beating someone up until you get some sort of satisfaction is just plain barbaric to me, so obviously you're not the only one lacking in showing respect here. You do understand that charges for assault are a thing, right? I mean, I'm not sure what kind of system your family worked on, which, based on what I'm seeing right now, was obviously some sort of incestuous clan with its own moral code, but yes, giving someone a beating down can actually get you in trouble. Just so you know.
Yeah, I’m definitely not afraid of little bitches who have to hide behind inflated egos and their daddy’s lawyers mate, but thanks for the tip.
No no no, you got it wrong - my dad has his own lawyers, these work for me. Other than that, you're right, I do have a pretty huge ego, though I'm not hiding behind it as much as flaunting it. I'm just reminding you that being white trash doesn't mean you don't have to be a law abiding citizen like the rest of us mortals.
You have a room to yourself? I feel like it’s not the same if you’re still sleeping in a tiny ass bed, at least in my case.
Sometimes you have to compromise. I already took up all of the closet, anyway, which is one of the things that mattered the most to me.
Looks like room three is the strongest will or patience or something, but we are the last ones who were here from the beginning. Throwin’ $8000 in the air! It’s us four. Who’s gonna make it till the end?
Who cares about resilience when you have a room to yourself?
Trust me, I’m fine now. I’m just recovering from the emotional trauma of it now.
Then let it be known that I feel very sorry that you were subjected to such a hardship during your time here.
Maybe not the best television, but are you gonna say you wouldn’t laugh if you were watching someone work and then all of a sudden they busted ass in the middle of a restaurant and knocked a bunch of shit over? Because I know I definitely would.
Not really, no?
No, it’s probably not.
But neither is shooting each other with BB guns or drinking until you vomit - I mean, you’re totally right, it’s definitely not, but I don’t think the point of this house is to be like, good to yourself?
Okay, let me rephrase that - I don't mean good as in, healthy and wholesome for you, because healthy and wholesome is seldom interesting or fulfilling. What I mean is that sleeping your days away is just kind of sad.
How do you figure out your tolerance to bad puns?
You see how many of them you can listen to before you want to either storm out or kill the person who's telling you them.
Definitely not me. I throw punches when I hear puns.
Which means you will not be my test subject, unfortunately.
I mean I may end up feeling like punching you in the face a little but to be honest I kind of already do so hit me. With a pun. Or I mean you could actually hit me but I’ll warn you I do hit back.
Just as a warning, if you dare to touch me, I have a team of lawyers who will gladly leave your wannabe rapper ass without two pennies to rub together. So, you know, I'd recommend for you to behave around me.
Sometimes I all but forget that we're on television.
Other times I’m shampooing my hair and I wonder if everyone in my home town will see it.
Shower with someone else and have their naked body act as a distraction/shield from your own.
Oh my god. Worst flu. Fucking. Ever.
If you still feel like you're anywhere near the contagious stage, please, be kind to us and don't leave your room without being equipped with hand sanitizer and disposable handkerchiefs.
I busted ass at work today, but I’m pretty sure it made for some great television.
That's your definition of great television?
Is falling asleep in a pile of warm laundry more or less frowned upon if the laundry was clean sheets?
I feel like all you do is sleep and watch television. I mean, I really don't think that can be that good for you.
Which one of you has the highest tolerance to horrible puns? I'm conducting an experiment.
