all i do is hope

Aspen R. Bradford - 26 - Dishwasher Never trust your tongue when your heart is bitter.

[rowanvalenti]

I might have fallen asleep in the laundry room yesterday.

I was a bit too serious about keeping an eye on my laundry - that or I was just that exhausted.

[aspenis-blog]

Scared I was going to screw it up again?

[miss-melxo]

I'm like 98394284 % sure

that I’m going to start going insane if I don’t get to a beach soon.

[aspenis-blog]

I've gone insane because there's fuck all to do. And, I feel like there's only four of us here.

[doubleshotofjameson]

Apparently not if I’m still here, huh? Or maybe my will is just that strong

[aspenis-blog]

Guess so, squirt. I think we should test that will. By, like, pinching you with clippers until it hurts too much. I guess I could do it, too. 

[doubleshotofjameson]

And yet here I am. 

[aspenis-blog]

We're not too boring for you?

[prettyonthexthrone]

Which one of you has the highest tolerance to horrible puns? I’m conducting an experiment.

[aspenis-blog]

Definitely not me. I throw punches when I hear puns.

[rowanvalenti]

What happened to the box of strawberries in the refrigerator?

I was hoping to make a smoothie.

[aspenis-blog]

For once, I'm not the culprit. I don't really like strawberries.

[h-ellriot]

Reason #3 that I didn’t used to drink; I’m a terrible bartender

[aspenis-blog]

This wording is making me come to the deduction that you're drinking now, and discovering you're not that grand of a bartender.

[doubleshotofjameson]

Looks like room three is the strongest will or patience or something, but we are the last ones who were here from the beginning. Throwin’ $8000 in the air! It’s us four. Who’s gonna make it till the end?

[aspenis-blog]

To be honest, I didn't think you'd stick around long.

[rowanvalenti]

Is a party right on the heels of a terrible headache such a good idea? But I’ll try to be there. 

[aspenis-blog]

Are we talking about my headache, or your headache? Because, if it's yours I can probably do you the favor of giving you painkillers for it. Probably.

Good. I'm not sure when, or what, or how; just that it's going to happen.

[rowanvalenti]

Nothing, there’s just not much I can say if I’m one of those people that has a tendency of not showing up.

[aspenis-blog]

Then, show up to my party.

[prettyonthexthrone]

Who's joining me for the festivities tonight?

Back home, I’d go out, get shit faced, get half of my body covered in green paint and then get back home and watch Leprechaun until I passed out. I’m trying to replicate this sort of evening as much as I can, in the name of tradition, and I’d be absolutely thrilled if anyone else would like to join.

[aspenis-blog]

I'm game for watching Leprechaun still.

Even if I'm a day late, and all.

[doubleshotofjameson]

Curious: can anyone here sing? And no I don’t mean rap, Mel.

[aspenis-blog]

Nope.

[doubleshotofjameson]

How would one throw a blacklight party? 

[aspenis-blog]

With blacklights, probably.

And, glow in the dark shit.

[rowanvalenti]

[aspenis-blog]

What?

[aspenis-blog]

Here's an idea to cure boredom; somebody should throw a party, and people should actually show up.

[doubleshotofjameson]

Well now it’s Friday so it doesn’t really matter on why.

[aspenis-blog]

I was feeling kind of shoddy, you can understand why I'm late.

[doubleshotofjameson]

Happy little Friday everyone.

[aspenis-blog]

Why?