vacancy

when we all fall asleep where do we go

[brisbone]

I just bought plantains at the store and the cashier was like “u know these aren’t bananas right” and I said yes and then she rang them in as Bok Choy.

[sam-shatsky]

[okay]

[adrenaline]

[ishmm]

[peachbeeach]

it’s so tiny!!!!

[c0ntr-a]

[literallycryin]

[cozy-hygge]

[artogether]

[girlfig]

[lighthouxe-deactivated20181201]

[pr1nceshawn]

If the Government Treated Men Like It Treats Women

[l-obscurite-i-deactivated202211]

👏🏻This👏🏻though!👏🏻

[dangered]

via weheartit

[pajamaben]

*gets abducted by aliens* thank you. you have no idea how much i hated living on that planet

[eus-deactivated20150315]

[whouffle]

Does professor have one “F” or two? Oh, my God.

[beautiful-wildlife]