I Ship Uncommon Ships

I Post COD ship posts Mostly Makarov x Price Yuri x Nikolai Graves x Velikan

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Greetings Fuckers

I Post Ship content follow If you enjoy these dynamics 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🇬🇧🇷🇺🇺🇸

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Personal HC?

Falkner is a divorced single dad with two daughters. He doesn’t really want to work for the guild. It’s more the money that’s being offered. You saw how quickly he started talking the minute his life was in the line. That is a man who has daughters he needs to get home to. I bet he’s a Great father too, minus the paranoia and erratic behavior caused by the cradle gas and other neurotoxins he was exposed to. But it’s one of those “yeah that my dad. Yeah he’s a little fucked up. We still love him. He still kisses us good night and cooks.”

Single father Gideon Falkner everyone.

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LOOK AT HIM WITHOUT HIS MASK

That is a father right there! Proving my god damn point

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take the piss

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I love this Frank Woods action figure I got.

My only complaint is that he doesn’t have nipples. It’s really bugging me

Nahdnsnsnd where are his nipples???

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ITS UNDERCONTENT WARNING FOR SHOWING HIS CHEST LMAOOOO

ITS FUCKING PLASTIC HOLY SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Personal HC?

Falkner is a divorced single dad with two daughters. He doesn’t really want to work for the guild. It’s more the money that’s being offered. You saw how quickly he started talking the minute his life was in the line. That is a man who has daughters he needs to get home to. I bet he’s a Great father too, minus the paranoia and erratic behavior caused by the cradle gas and other neurotoxins he was exposed to. But it’s one of those “yeah that my dad. Yeah he’s a little fucked up. We still love him. He still kisses us good night and cooks.”

Single father Gideon Falkner everyone.

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I thought of an COD zombies Alternate universe where everything is the exact same except Primis Takeo Masaki was born in New York, America, and Primis Dempsey was born and Osaka, Japan.

So it’s like.

“私はタンク・デンプシーです。.” (I am Tank Dempsey) says the very American looking dude.

“Whats up I’m Takeo Masaki.” Says the very Japanese looking dude.

Then later after learning they’re in a damn near endless cycle Dempsey is just like “私たちの世界は崩壊しつつあり、私たちはこの終わりのない悪循環に立ち向かわなければならない。” (Our world is falling apart, and we must confront this endless vicious cycle.)

And Takeo is just like “what?”

And Richtofen like “Aren’t you Japanese Takeo?” And Takeo say “yeah. Doesn’t mean I speak the language it’s just a nationality. I was raised in New York.”

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transparent pointing adler for all your pointing needs

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I randomly just remembered the fact my character Cupid is missing most of his internal organs because they were taken due to him “misbehaving” bro just didn’t do his job just when he was told to 😭

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Yall new oc.

Clementine Roslyn Kagan.

Emma Kagan and Slade “Razor” Barrick’s daughter.

She’d have Emma’s black hair and brown eyes. Razor’s wavy hair and fuckass smirk. She’d be tall like Razor, and curvy like Emma. The perfect mix of both.

Razor was the one who named her Clementine.

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Sometimes I forget David has a daughter and granddaughter. Here’s a shitpost

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Gotta love projecting my childhood trauma on to fictional characters. Because it’s like.

“You get your childhood trauma, AND my childhood trauma!”

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Fuck it- giving characters not frequently talked about/ not well known disorders. (Based on how much I hear/see about these disorders)

———

Russell Adler: Cataplexy.

“Tank” Dempsey (all versions): Laughing induced seizures.

Takeo Masaki (Primis): Exercise induced bronchospasms.

Edward Riechtofen: Classical-like EDS and Psoriasis.

Abigail "Misty" Briarton: Intersex and big titty Syndrom (symptomatic macromastia)

Bell: Allgrove (Triple A) syndrome.

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Small blurb from an OC story I’m working on. I look for constructive criticism.

(WARNING graphic descriptions of bodily harm)

“It’s like running through a hallway that looks small manageable but as you get close to the door at the end of the hallway it gets flung back and the hallway is longer and now you’re feeling more sluggish all the stamina you have is gone. But as you reach the door again black spikes come out of nowhere and pierce through your arteries. The ones in your tights and calves and forearms and upper arms. And one through the nape of your neck. You feel the blood seeping out, you cough it up. The sticky red liquid sliding down your face. The door is further in the hall now. You move sluggishly and your vision blurs as blood loss kicks in. And if you have the will, the courage, the strength to reach the door. The moment you grab the handle, more spike shoot into your body. Piercing every single vital organ. You choke as the blood fills your lungs. But if you can find even more will power. Even more determination to compel you to break free. The door handle is a thousand times harder to push down. The door is a million times harder to push open. But if you do. Nothing will stop you. Ever again.”

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You know what I want from Treyarch?

Not this anime shit on the female characters.

Put it on the MEN.

Let me play as David Mason in a cat maid dress

LET ME PLAY AS RAZOR IN A BUNNY SUIT.

That’s what I want. I want the men in the sexy outfits.

Or better yet!

Give me Dempsey in a kimono!

NIKOLAI IN A WEDDING TUX!!!

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How I'm feeling towards BO7.

(Blender render)

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Same :(

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Whatever

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Beautiful art. Really hope this isn’t ship art.

:)

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Guys should I write a fan fiction about Raul Menendez as your parent to combat my burnout of life or should I talk to my therapist?