Øyvind Dybvik

i'm amber. i'm a 22 year old girl from bestburg, cobrastan living mostly in dunedin and seasonally in invercargill but always in new zealand. my twitter is better. sometimes i post yogscast stuff i'm so sorry it's ok it's rare

[martymcflyinthefuture]

Today is the day Marty McFly goes to the future!

[brucebocchi]

[tanookitoes]

YAS mother! Drag your offspring

[nookly]

[mayordog-deactivated20160926]

*to the tune of we will rock you*

you got mud on ya face

ya big mud face 

smearin that mud all over ya face

[jakegyllenhaalelujah-deactivate]

[railroadsoftware]

wow

[treazuregoblin]

so no changes in my schedule

[arababygirl-deactivated20150710]

[ifyougrinyoulose]

i wish my dad was like that

[ohhaiitskris]

I don’t think that’s her dad tbh

[ruinedchildhood]

[literallydipperpines-deactivate]

how do i let ppl kno im not doing okay w/o making them uncomfortable or letting them know i have weaknesses

[chickensnack]

TUESDAY AGAIN NO PROBLEM

[shanenpae]

dunder mifflies

[macleod]

This man is currently running for president, and actually has a chance at winning as he has the support of a lot of democrats.

[pricklebat-blog]

i thought this was the roosterteeth guy

[itstimeforcomics-blog]

its time for the tantrum hole

[wearedevo]

holy god i need a tantrum hole

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[5ftdad-deactivated20170528]

[imaslytherinbitch]

[ezrazzle]

Friendly reminder that Tom Felton improvised this scene because he forgot his line.

[pricklebat-blog]

the signs as things my friend's dad said

aries: does putin's me-me ban mean you cannot go to russia

taurus: we have a vodka fridge and a cheese fridge. take your pick

gemini: is this the boy you cry over? he is ugly. find another boy

cancer: i have not cried in ten years. i am not breaking this streak today

leo: do not touch the moustache. it looks good today

virgo: i would say your dress is short but you are too short

libra: you are not in trouble, no. you just broke a law

scorpio: you make a better son than my son

sagittarius: why is it 420? why not 480?

capricorn: i want a tap that pours alcohol instead of water

aquarius: if i were president i would let you have your me-mes.

pisces: is that putin is gay video real

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]