Westeros: an American Musical - Sentence Starters
From Act 1 of “Westeros: an American Musical,” a parody mashup of “Game of Thrones” and “Hamilton.”
Change the pronouns as you see fit.
“to fight, i pledged _____ my sword.”
“he’s a lord who’s still our ward.”
“they’re looking to his boy, asking him to lead.”
“why trust a son to save his patriarch?”
“your lord’s accused of treason.”
“if that’s their excuse, we’ll give a reason.”
“this act of treachery solidifies our seeking separation.”
“i could bring my father’s forces to your side.”
“i know they’d swear an oath…they’re family besides.”
“all right, we’ll try both!”
“why do you pretend that your hostage is your friend?”
“sending him to them may be your end!”
“ride for _____, you’re running out of time.”
“ride day and night, like you’re running out of time.”
“ev'ry day you ride, cuz you’re running out of time.”
“keep inciting in the meantime.”
“see my wrath conform to strategy to match _____ in his audacity.”
“his majesty has nastily made dad a casualty.”
“i’m rapidly needing to retaliate for this travesty.”
“dad stuck his neck out tryin’ to help _____ in being king.”
“dad was betrayed and then preyed on by a scheming queen.”
“my honor-themed philosophy and combat virtuosity have got me straight droppin’ this aristocracy.”
“i implore you to comport with my counsel.”
“now why should i be listening to you, boy wonder?”
“there’s the only king i mean to bend the knee for!”
“he’s da king in da norf!”
“why does our man choose the water over land?”
“while this way is quicker, i don’t understand.”
“you’ve brought an army to my home.”
“we’ll not delay our stay.”
“is this a regal matter?”
“ask the king we’re fighting against.”
“you’ve got too many kids still unmarried.”
“how about we trade my son’s hand for your military?”
“that’s all you have to give, and we’re in this.”
“they’ve got your daughters.”
“yeah, that’s why we’re tryin’!”
“and if I join their side?”
“then we’ll show no mercy.”
“what if your word is a lie?”
“can you really trust _____?”
“you have to risk something.”
“you can’t just hide away.”
“what are you hemming for?”
“if you skip this war, what was it all for?”
“what do you want for your legacy?”
“i’m more likely to stay circumspect.”
“that boy on the throne is a bastard.”
“you were late to the last war; this time be faster.”
“my son has been crowned, make your girl his bride.”
“she’ll be a queen at his side.”
“you can die with pride.”
“i’ve spent long enough playing it safe.”
“i’ll join with them and pledge to their king.”
“i’m betting the house, making a future grandson a ruler, making a daughter queen.”
“i am sailing off now, i am petitioning my house to attack _____’s foes.”
“if i should fail or strike out, i will not denounce or betray him because we’re bros.”
“my dad’s making a claim now, and he wants to raid up and down all the coast.”
“look, the siege has started.”
“the fact that we’re in time is a miracle.”
“just win the fight, that could be enough.”
“his strategies win him our castles; his men plunder our gold mines.”
“his record in the field is flawless.”
“how do you fight like you’re running out of time?”
“ride day and night like you’re running out of time.”
“you’re running out of time.”
“why do you fight when your army’s troop-deprived?”
“why do you fight when your parlays are denied?”
“why do you fight like your father’s still alive?”
“the lords ask me to lead.”
“i have doubled my bannermen.”
“it’s time i divvied up my troops’ advance.”
“i must give command to lead to _____, who i hardly know.”
“my king, would you ask that i lead your infantry or cavalry?”
“look around at how many rely on me to fight right now.”
“they have tasked me to secede.”
“look around, we’ve been through enough.”
“i don’t want to be _____’s bride.”
“she’s been through enough.”
“_____ has its eyes on you!”
“now dad recommends the charade should end.”
“i am not stopping until we’ve fought!”
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