The Inherent Eroticism Of The Machine Or Whatever

♠️Crow/Primal/Grim whatev | he/they/it♠️| Decepticon apologist | main is @grimtrespasser / @eldritchee | comms open | bumper sticker that says "ask me about my Jazzwave"

[primal-con]

✨Welcome!✨

Making a quick navigation post since this blog is somewhat of a disaster. For the most part this place is just one big public infodump and a place for me to put ramblings about my special interest. That means it's pretty sporadic and everything's stream of consciousness. This is my best organization of all that.

Street Racer AU

Updated master post coming soon!

Old master post-this information is outdated and subject to change but might give newcomers a better idea of the premise

Tag: street racer au

Playlist (I guess technically this is my general writing playlist but if I'm being honest with myself it's mostly street racer songs)

OCs

The Misfits pg 1

Height comparisons/ref sheet

Playlist

oc nonsense--tag for general oc posts

TFP/RB crossover AU

The Catalyst™️

The first chapter on Ao3

Doodles!

Posts about the fic going forward will be tagged with the title: A Different Kind of Rescue

Misc Tags & Links

ask and ye shall receive--general ask tag

my designs--for when a drawing of a canon character employs a non-canon design, which is most of the time admittedly

tf talk--for all my nonsense rambling text posts that are actually on topic!

writing tag--self explanatory

Commission info!

Other than that: asks, DMs, and comms are always open. My general use blog is @grimtrespasser, I post a lot of things but mostly OCs, sci-fi, DnD, and random hyperfixations. My official main is @eldritchee but it's dead so don't bother much with it. And have fun! This is a place of vibes and I invite you all to join in the chaos <3

[confusion-n-delay]

Jazz/Blaster bishoujos！

I also doodled some designs from other artists⬇️

[bloominglegumes]

finally,,, i make my little guy do a little dance,,, the power i hold,,

(based on choreo by Molly Long - song: Pop Muzik by M)

[pumpkinsugarcookie-archive-deac]

Megatron: *over intercom* Hello, this is your captain speaking-

Rodimus: *grabbing the mic from Megatron’s hand* AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING

[kyraneko]

Optimus: *pouncing on the dad joke like a tiger on an unaccompanied prime rib*: “Hello, Captain Speaking and Captain Shouting, I am Optimus Prime.”

[breakdownsbuttlights]

It's Ratchet loving hours tonight

[breakdownsbuttlights]

Never forget that he sets up his secret Dead End clinic -- not because he has a burning need to help the poor, not because he wants to Fight The System -- but because he's BORED AT HIS DAY JOB.

That's right. Ratchet is just so incredible and awesome as a doctor that being chief medical officer to the Primes isn't challenging enough. He needs a side hustle that's exciting because it's forbidden and maybe a little dangerous. It's actually Orion Pax who suggests starting the clinic.

I think a lot of people miscast Ratchet as a bit of a rebel because he famously almost flunks out of med school, and then he runs this clinic. He's also in Prowl's bad books as a loose cannon known for "breaking rank." But it's a mistake to think he does these things because he wants to piss off people in power or challenge an overly rigid system. He does them because he's arrogant. He is so confident in his skill and value that he believes he can do what he wants and the universe will give him a pass. (He's actually a lot like Prowl, in this respect. I wonder if the commonality ever occurs to them.)

His saving grace is a good heart and sound moral compass, which generally direct his overweening ego to do the right thing. But that is literally why he runs that clinic. He's making challenges for himself because he's confident in his own exceptionalism. He's the best asshole you can hope to meet.

[breakdownsbuttlights]

To be clear, I am not dunking on Ratchet. I love him! And it's because I love him that I feel the need to remind people not to shade him in pastels! He is not Drift's submissive wifey and he is not some starchy freedom fighter out to take down a corrupt system. He's a cocky, privileged, arrogant bastard. Who is very gentle and thoughtful and genuinely kind to his patients.

[bloominglegumes]

oh... oh the implication of Jazz being hype over Soundwave's fangs... the implication of Soundwave being self conscious over them and seeing one of his (boyfriends? queer platonic partners??) being so elated to see he has them...

(also the fact that Jazz is into fangs is so wildly in character to me)

YESYES this is what im thinking of rn

[grimtrespasser]

Commissions are open!!

DM me here or over on Insta, @ is grimtrespasser on both. I accept PayPal, Cash App, and Venmo! Pricing is based on the work and effort necessary to complete the commission <3

[grimtrespasser]

In an attempt to afford Christmas presents this year I’m recirculating my commissions post! With some additional recent drawings <3✨💫

[boltlightning]

it's me and the four people on ao3 who understand my favorite character in the exact same way against the world

[bloominglegumes]

received a few asks about how i draw tf characters and so finally i sat down and started scratching out some notes :))

i'll add more later on if more people are interested and when i have some time,, but i hope these are somewhat informative ?? of at least my own thought processes when it comes to drawing the robot guys

[primal-con]

The war is back.

[thethunderthedragonfruit]

i was REALLY surprised i hadnt seen anyone animate over anything from the prevenge script reading yet, so i took matters into my own hands. i thought this bit was hilarious

audio from here

[formahomogenea]

Siempre hay esperanza

[01107aeon]

Free flight.

[gorestainedglass-deactivated202]

Teehee <33 art dump below the cut!! ⬇️

[primal-con]

can i make a silly little request for sunstorm?

I’m not taking requests atm! Thank you for asking though <3 I am taking comms if you’re still interested in seeing your idea drawn :D

[sumjag]

Grabbed by the visage of an angel serenading me through times of horror and strife. Optimus Prime on the piano

[bloominglegumes]

making my own food,,