Jack of All Trades

This is just a set of my posts of things I like, which are great in number from nerd jokes to inspirational art to how to's there's a little something for everyone. I am also an artist myself so I will post a few sketches, want more, or want. an easy to follow how to please ask

[primaldirectory]

[novelty-gift-ideas]

Bioshock SKYHOOK replica 

[primaldirectory]

The original fidget spinner

[thatsfunnystuff]

Find more funny pictures at www.thatsfunnystuff.tumblr.com

[thatsfunnystuff]

Find more funny pictures at www.thatsfunnystuff.tumblr.com

[thenatsdorf]

Tough call. 

[primaldirectory]

Is it me or is does it look like sir diddymus?

[lolfunnyquotes]

[bitchycode]

[primaldirectory]

When you ask for more of his dick and he tells you thats all he has left.

[hulk3nhogan]

[20daysofjune]

This is so surreal it looks fake almost

[erintakesiteasy]

Oh my god

[ladiesonladies]

I will never not reblog this. God damn

[virginremy]

I dream about this a lot

[fvlani]

I watch this on YouTube everyday.

[whoresandcrumpets-deactivated20]

the way she looks at Bey when the bitches is washed up and soap is not a factor! glorious.

[primaldirectory]

SQUIRREL!!!!![

[coldtake]

[riverlarking]

i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii

“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“ 

“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“ 

“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“

“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“

“On April 19th, I made bread.“

“ I have buggered men.“

“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“

“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“

“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“

“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”

“Two friends were here.  While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus.  They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“

“Secundus likes to screw boys.“

[archivedbarfblog]

I’ve always loved these. Humanity has never fucking changed.

[primaldirectory]

Which is all the funnier if you've taken a Latin class and read about two people named exactly that... ahem my carriage is in a ditch.

[pearshapedcomics]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Pear-Shaped Comics

[zafojones]

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

[gwydtheunusual]

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together.  Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together.  You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits. Frankentrees.

[beautifuloutlier]

As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.

On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And it’s still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.

[reallifescomedyrelief]

But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:

[source]

[sashiscorner]

I am both amazed and horrified of nature as we all should be

[jadedsoggy]

I love how trees are like “fuck it, I’ll deal” at literally everything. Forest fire? Cool, my seeds’ll finally grow. Upside down? Branches, suck, roots, leave. What’s this new branch? Eh, welcome to the tree buddy.

[rooksandravens]

I need to be more like tree

[azzandra]

I continue to fear and respect out arboreal overlords.

[fuckyeahwomenprotesting]

what kind of professor did these students have that they needed to prove him wrong so badly that they literally dug up a tree, flipped it and put it back in the ground?

[dreamjerky]

[primaldirectory]

Excuse me as I fly away

[damoclesangel]

Lúcio ‘s voice actor running into other OW voice actors at blizzcon 2016 [x]

[cocaineteas]

[baebyfaced]

I JUST SCREAMED SO FUCKIN LOUD

[awesome-picz]

[primaldirectory]

Stand back I am going to try growing kittehs

[tastefullyoffensive]

When you go to the gym once and feel invincible.

[primaldirectory]

This is what happens when a noon fights someone whose been fighting the great war since 1996