10 Things I Hate About You sentence starters
101 starters
feel free to change gender pronouns
’read-more’ added for length
content warning: alcohol mention, cussing, sexual themes
“I see our visits are becoming a weekly ritual.”
“I’m supposed to show you around.”
“Now listen. Unless they talk to you first, don’t bother.”
“Wait. Is that your rule or theirs?”
“Yesterday I was their God.”
“I burn, I pine, I perish.”
“Yeah, but see, there’s a difference between like and love.”
“Romantic? Hemingway? He was an abusive, alcoholic misogynist who squandered half his life hanging around Picasso, trying to nail his leftovers.”
“I guess in this society, being male and an asshole makes you worthy of our time.”
“Someday you’re gonna get bitch-slapped, and I’m not gonna do a thing to stop it.”
“_____, I wanna thank you for your point of view. I know how difficult it must be for you to overcome all those years of upper-middle class suburban oppression. Must be tough.”
“So, I hear you were terrorizing Mr. _____’s class again.”
“Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action.”
“I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls.”
“People perceive you as somewhat… “Heinous bitch” is the term used most often. You might wanna work on that.”
“Oh, she’s out of reach, even for you.”
“There’s more to her than you think.”
“I mean, look at the way sh-she smiles, and-and look at her eyes, man. She’s totally pure.”
“Put her in your spank bank, and move on. Move on.”
“I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be ‘whelmed’?”
“That’s a charming new development.”
“Remove head from sphincter, THEN drive!”
“Hello, _____. Make anyone cry today?”
“Can we focus on me for a second, please?”
“Can we focus on me for a second, please? I am the only girl in school who’s not dating.”
“Where did you come from? Planet Loser?”
“You’re asking me out? That’s so cute.”
“In case you haven’t noticed, my sister’s a particularly hideous case of loser.”
“Did I or did I not tell you it was pointless?”
“He sold his own liver on the black market for a new set of speakers.”
“Does this conversation have a purpose?”
“That’s a touching story. Really is. Not my problem.”
“Do you even know my name, screw boy?”
“I know a lot more than you think.”
“Hey, no, hey, I don’t wanna hear that defeatist attitude. I wanna hear you upbeat.”
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