how doth the little crocodile improve his shining tail

and pour the waters of the nile on every golden scale kris, 26, canada, he/him FR: Alraune/57197 DV: finch/95 LoL: Garnet/NA GW2: kettering.6823 Sub: finch

[prince-amanita]

to be fair to myself however i remember VERY little about 2016-2017 as i drifted thru much of them in a constant fugue state of severe depression and gender dysphoria 2020 come on baby let’s be a good one

[prince-amanita]

me scrolling all the way through my tumblr back to 2016 liveblogging YoI, seeing a post talking about how i don’t like otayuri as a ship

[prince-amanita]

listen... i like my name... i am used to it now... but late at night i’m like bitch you really had all those names to pick from and you chose kristopher? how many goddamn kris’s do you know

[pancakeke]

hate when people think I know stuff. I dont know anything, I just use Google. I Google simple words because they look like they're spelled wrong and I cant be sure. I Google how to boil eggs every time I do it. this is who I am.

[prince-amanita]

my personal info on tumblr says i’m still 26... oh no... oh god i’m 28 now where does the TIME go

[niuniente]

CAT by  By 九米 / Zhaobangni (1631123)

[readableporn]

And when I say I lost my shit–and by all lost gods did I– I mean it.

[lamardeuse]

this is fucking genius

[mostlycatsmostly]

When is the full length movie release?

[taiikodon]

[prince-amanita]

only just now watched devilman crybaby......................... 100 years late but not sure i’m ever gonna stop crying

i also watched it piss drunk so that probs didn’t help

[helloh-goodbi]

Solas: this world must die

Lavellan: OK boomer

[prince-amanita]

here’s a proper selfie too. cuz why not i don’t pass yet, but i’m happy, and that’s what matters

[prince-amanita]

: ) almost 2 mos post op. things are good

[valtsv]

me trying not to make impulse purchases when i'm sad

[prince-amanita]

me regarding the 10 house plants i’ve bought within the last month

[maruti-bitamin]

Mushrooms 

[prince-amanita]

top surgery went very very well!! the post-op binder sucks real bad and i’m in pain but i’m just so very happy and relieved :^)

[prince-amanita]

i have top surgery in four days!!!

AHHHHHHHH

[aurelion-solar]

PANTHEON, The Unbreakable Spear: Reworked Splash Art

[prince-amanita]

daddy

[prince-amanita]

sometimes i just really think about how much of a big fat uneducated idiot i am.............. sometimes i’m good at pretending to be smart but it’s full of holes, man it’s full of holes