My Chest Hurts..

Bambi Hersh. 14. Walt Academy.Just one anxiety attack at a time.

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Morgan Matson, Amy & Roger’s Epic Detour

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[prince-bambi]

WALT MASQUERADE : bambi and elyse

[prince-bambi]

Well i’m glad i’m the only one you knew. I’d have to ask what other girls you were hanging out with then. Oh? And what else is? You know asking for science and all that. I know and i’m glad you don’t anymore. Oh trust me baby I will never stop thinking that.

No it’s okay, I’m the same way. I can’t believe it either. I love the little one so much already and I can’t wait until they’re here.  I hope this one has your big brown eyes. Dax got my green eyes and Elyse got a mix of both of us. But I want another set of brown eyes to fall in love with.

Look at you getting all extra cheesy again and being the man I fell in love with. I love you.

Psh, I barely knew how to talk to girls...or even make eye contact. Don’t you dare get me started on your legs...and how fucking soft your skin is...and just the way you look at me...Stunning. You’re stunning and I could go on for days.

And I hope they get your big smile. One of my favorite things about the kids was how many good pictures I’d get with their big, happy smiles. They shine just as big as yours.

I love you so much. You’re still the best thing to ever happen to me and I just hope you know that.

[prince-bambi]

You’re definitely on the road to being one. Which never happens. That they will so better get praying. More economically aware. Yeah I know you’re always on twitter blowing up my feed, replying to fans. Really how have you not hit twitter limit every two hours? You’ve got a point, Hersh. He’ll be as soft as your father if you ask him about Ma’ma. It’s the only time he’s not scary.

Thanks, Antonie..

Noooo, it happens a lot, you just act like it doesn’t! Because you are a big, fat subject changer! You should try being more economically aware, it’s pretty cool and you shouldn’t dis it til you try it! Twitter limit is terrifying and I don’t want to talk about it. But hey, guess what??! I’m getting verified next week!! Isn’t that awesome? I’ll have the little blue checky next to my name. Hey, don’t call my dad soft! He’s...okay he’s soft.

[prince-bambi]

Well duh. Who else am I gonna share my love for Deadpool with?

This is why you stick to the Teague girl’s and Leo. They’re harmless. Antonie and Airon…not so much. My little sis has gotta stay a pure little marshmallow forever, yeah? Okay, but why do that when I can defend you? Like okay I think the class would be beneficial but I also don’t want you starting fights little miss. See and i’m not a twig reasons I’d fight for you. Blessings on Blessings. Honestly what’s better than that?

YES!! You’re the best. I promise I will keep them in mint condition.

I don’t think they’re too bad. Just rough around the edges. I like them because they’re blunt. They tell it like it is! But don’t worry so much, I’m still feeling very pure and marshmellow-y. And I’m going to allow you to protect me. Happy? Snapchat better be ready for tomorrow because family day is spam day.

[prince-bambi]

ELYSE HERSH ♔ 15 ♔ SINGER ♔ MADISON BEER

“INTRODUCING….”

Parents: Bambi & Rajah Hersh

Siblings: Daxton Hersh

Date of Birth: July 26th (Leo)

Hometown: Lake Placid, NY

♔ random facts;

Elyse is the middle Hersh child.

Elyse was bullied in elementary so she kept to herself from then on, making her much closer to her family and more scared of being too dorky.

Elyse is named after Bambi’s mother who passed away before she or even Daxton could meet her. She often reminds Bambi of her.

She has never had a boyfriend.

Elyse is currently signed under Pauslen Studios with a record deal. She has recently been working on releasing covers before she finally releases her first official EP. in the summer She is signed under the same label as her brother.

She started singing when she was three.

Elyse uses Twitter and tweets at least once a day. She is very active in the social media network and keeps up with as many celebrities as her head can fill. She has over 100k followers. 

She believes tiger cubs are her spirit animal.

She would kill for her family. Do not question her loyalty, especially to her big brother who has been her best friend and mentor since she was born. 

Her biggest fear is to be rejected in the music industry, though she considers many other passions.

Elyse is a try hard.

She can name almost any fun facts about most pop celebrities, even down to the names of their close family members and friends.

Elyse used to go bird watching with her dad and still considers it one of her favorite hobbies.

Elyse is very optimistic. She will find a bright side of the situation no matter how badly it hurts.

She aims to be as beautiful as her mother one day.

♔ personality;

+  optimistic, cheerful, excited

-  naive, sensitive, innocent

♔ connections;

THE CREW KIDS: Some are childhood best friends. She isn’t close to all of them, since she hasn’t spent too much time in LA. She still wants to be part of the crew more than anything.

DAXTON HERSH: Her partner in crime and big brother! She loves him so much and considers him her best friend.

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[prince-bambi]

uh… nowhere… what?

Hey, did you hear uncle Mushu might be coming into town?

My mom is not pregnant. Who told you that?

What?! That’s really cool!...except he always gives Daxton a bunch of stuff and forgets about me. 

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I knew it. Who else did you know who had big boobs? Oh shut up you were adorable. Still are. Damn, now i’m real mad he threw it away i would’ve cherished it.

We’re both pretty lucky, Bambi. I married my best friend and Finn who gave two..three beautiful kids. What more could I have asked for? Don’t stress yourself out babe. We did and I know Daxton is going to love the fact he’s an older brother again and Elyse is going to beam with pride. I’ll always hold your hand. Fabulous. Now about those cuddles, Hersh…

...oddly enough, not a lot of girls. Not that it was the only thing about you that was/is stunning. Adorable? I use to hate that, honestly. Now...now I like that you still think I am. I don’t ever want you to stop thinking I’m adorable.

Three...Three. Sorry, it’s just still hitting me...I can’t believe we were given another beautiful baby...I can’t wait to meet them.

Come here already. Being around this school is just making me fall in love with you all over again.

[prince-bambi]

Ah, i’ve heard stories about your mom. A real spitfire.

Of course i’m right. I’m always right. Isn’t your mother Arabic? There’s two gods right there. You just confirmed my assumptions that you and your brother are actual hippies. I mean, yeah planting trees is good and all. We need them but it’s predictable of you. You’ve just always wanted to make a difference haven’t you? Yeah I guess they are. Colette thinks so, I can’t tell you the amount of times she’s asked how our parents fell in love. But I can’t blame her. You can see the shift in my father and the love fill his eyes as he talks about how ma’ma changed him for the better. Real Nicholas Sparks moment if you ask me. I’m pretty sure you were destined to be twins. She’s just one you don’t want to annoy is all.

And maybe one day I’ll be one too.

Yeah yeah yeah, except when I’m right. Very true. I am sure my Allah will be there for me when I need to not be a 40 year old virgin. Hippies? I wouldn’t take it that far when I have a Twitter addiction the size of America and I eat a lot of chicken nuggets. I’m killing the earth just as much as all the other teenagers my age. Well, if I don’t make a difference...what am I here for? Aw, I should ask them sometime! Maybe your dad will be less scary to me when he talks about her. 

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You got me there, baby sis. As much as I love you, you ain’t getting it while i’m kickin’.

Ah c’mon i’m sure there’s someone out there who doesn’t like me. Not everyone’s gonna like me and i’m okay with it. He’s what? Elyse you’re too good and pure to be kicking ass. Why is Airon gonna teach you that? Hell yeah. Good cartoon block with the rents. That’s my kinda sunday.

Okay, but can I at least borrow some every once in a while?

...maybe I’m just talking to too many Teagues at once. You’re right. I’m okay with it too. Well, he actually said that Aunt Saddie told mom and dad I should take self defense. And he’s right...I’m like a twig in the wind. Dad just told me we should go eat tomorrow!! Cartoons and lunch with mom and dad? I am so happy right now.

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Bambi Hersh you didn’t! Did PB even had boobs? Were you drawing me as PB instead of like the legit one? Because if so i’m honored yet kinda offended your teacher decided to get you in trouble for such art.

Honestly after all these years you’re still too good to me. How did I ever get so lucky to have you? You sure? If you’re not it’s okay, baby. Worst case scenario: they’re both upset but again we raised good kids. I’m not too worried. Yeah i’d like that. It’s been a minute since we’ve had family time anyways.

...Yeah, it was totally based off you. I was such a dope. I wish I still had it, I’d show you. But he tossed it after he put in the grade I made.

Don’t even start. You’ve made me the happiest I could ever be and if anyone is the lucky one, it’s me. Exactly, I keep thinking it over and...well, dammit we raised good kids. Daxton will be excited and Elyse will be glowing...just hold my hand through it. Alright, I’ll send them a text so they don’t make any plans for tomorrow.

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And here I thought you Hersh’s were supposed to be the nice ones.

Pray to every god, little one. You’ll need it. That’s not entirely true. I’m sure you’d find something else to do. Dad’s just got a hard outer shell. He has his moments. He’s only nice when he’s around mother. She knows how to bring the softer side out of him. Yep, that sounds like Aunt Saddie. I remember when she did that with Leo and I when she took us and Airon to buy this new video game. She just wiped them out like it was nothing. Both. They were. They taught us that family is everything. You and Daxton are the closets siblings I have ever met. I’m surprised you two aren’t twins or something. That she does. she’s got bark and bite. Just don’t bother her when she’s reading she’ll throw a pencil at your head.

I get it from my mama!

.....you’re right. I have better start learning about as many Gods as I can. Yeah, I’d probably want to grow a forest, I think. I read about this guy the other day who literally spent his whole life growing a forest and now it’s inhabited with real wildlife that needs that to live. I think if my heart wasn’t set on music, that’s what I’d spend my life doing. UGH, they are such goals...he’s only nice to her, isn’t that so cute? Wait, so did you actually smoke one? So many people say that! And we’re always together so we probably could be twins. Yikes...sounds like mommy in the morning.

[prince-bambi]

And this is why my mom has told your parents to start you up on some self defense classes.

That’s the best reason to beat someone up… Just kidding. Anyways… I heard your mom’s pregnant, how are you dealing?

...........where did you hear that from?

[prince-bambi]

I’ll just make us a playlist.

I actually want a Volkswagen Bus and maybe even live in it. Drive around America with some friends and just have a great time.

Really? That’s so nice, I’ll have so many to choose from!

...that sounds...so incredible! Who do you think you’d take? I feel like I wouldn’t even have that many friends who could just drop everything and go out like that.

[prince-bambi]

You know i’ll try just for you. alright I see you, El. Gonna take my comics to make you the most popular kid on the block now i’m gonna stay alive just so you can’t do that.

Yeah his dad likes me already. I’m like that guy off spongebob. I love my pickles.

Mwaha, now you have to stay alive or else that pretty little comic book collection will be mine!

That’s really cool...but then again who wouldn’t like you, Dax? Airon’s gonna teach me about kicking ass so if they don’t like you, let me know. I JUST BUSTED OUT LAUGHING! Can we watch that with mom and dad tomorrow?

[prince-bambi]

Definitely. You’ve grown so much since we first got together and i’m honestly so proud of you, Finny. That and I’m a sucker for cute guys who does Adventure Time doodles.

I know it’s a big change, babe, but this past year we’ve had so many changes with Dax and Elyse moving here to become big time pop stars. We raised two amazing kids and i’m sure they’d be happy about a new sibling. If you want to wait i’m fine with that. I’ll just try not to let my pregnancy symptoms show too much around them.

Yes she does.

I remember this one time back in high school when I used to draw those doodles all over my homework...yeah, I got into trouble because apparently PB’s boobs were too big on one....

No, babe, do not stress yourself. We can...we can tell them. I’m ready. I have no reason to be scared about telling them...Tomorrow afternoon? We can take them out to lunch.