⊰The Chocolate Prince⊱

As the Prince of Chocolate, I welcome you to the most magnificent kingdom in Ooo! Accept your feelings of inferiority as natural. [ more ] rules | bio | facts single-ship indie adventure time oc tracking #princeofchocolate M!As rarely accepted sidebar portrait by the inimitable icywizard

[princeofchocolate]

Hi, I just want to say that I check your blog weekly and have for about two years?? It's so great I love it uwu

[ that’s so sweet!! i’m so glad you like it. ] 

[princeofchocolate]

"Hey Cocoa Puff, you still alive?"

“Oh, wouldn’t YOU like to know!”

[hypsterblog]

Electric lady.

Listen to her music here. 

[teatimewithemma]

[kingfrozen]

“Oh, I’m not gonna be using this tiny piece of cheap metal myself. Maybe I’ll give it to one of my snow golems.. I’m sure they can find a nice place to lose it.”

[princeofchocolate]

“...give it to...”

“You wouldn’t DARE!!!!” 

And next second Charlie’s trying to wedge himself in between the ice bars, scrambling to snatch his little crown out of the ice king’s hand.

[fripperiesandfobs]

Worth evening dress ca. 1890

From the Liberty Hall Museum via History Pin

[kingfrozen]

He stares at him for a couple of seconds. We are not clunky and awkward?

“This is mine now.”

[princeofchocolate]

“It m-most certainly is not!”

“Give it back!! It doesn’t even suit you! You know it’d just make you look even more elephantine by comparison.”

[kingfrozen]

Throws the blanket in the prince’s face because he’s not going to wait for him to accept it.

He picks up the small crown from the floor, but hesitates to hand it over.

“Your crown is so tiny.”

[princeofchocolate]

Charlie fumbles to catch the blanket. Hand-eye coordination: nonexistent. He inspects it, then drapes it around himself so artfully that it’ll likely do nothing to help with the trembling. But whatever, he’s happy.

“Tiny and cute. You see why it’s perfect for me! Just like how yours is all giant and clunky and awkward.”

[huntressthewizardarchive]

She stared at the prince, rather flabberghasted, but then she had an idea.

“Sir, no one else is coming because sending a large rescue party would compromise the mission of getting you out safetly and calmly. It’s just basic strategy, sir.”

[princeofchocolate]

Charlie’s never exactly an enigma, but he’s especially transparent right now, considering this idea with brow furrowed, wanting to believe she’s telling the truth. He’s sick of being here - it’s kind of really cold and dreary, and the more he waits here the more he starts wondering if people really don’t notice when he disappears.

“So... People are upset? He tried to tell me no one would care, which - is obviously completely ridiculous, but - well - ”

“There would be a rescue party, wouldn’t there? If it were - strategically feasible?”

[princeofchocolate]

alcoholicscientist:

“Holy shit, that’s hardcore. Uhh, d-don’t worry about it, Willy. That’s just–j-just the lemongrab’s way of venting. He once said something about throwing me into an oven. Still kinda scarred but, point is...he’s a known cannibal and, considering the fact that you’re the prince of chocolate,” He quoted with his fingers. “He’d probably wanna take a bite out of you, dude.”

Cadbury winces at shit, purses his lips at Willy, generally looks mildly offended at everything Rick says. 

Buuuut he’s still kinda giving him a chance to complain about one of the lemongrabs, so such things can be momentarily overlooked.

“How did you know?? He absolutely threatened to eat me. I mean, I’m sort of used to that, but - can you ever really be used to that? It was really traumatizing.” He’d totally forgotten about it until now.

[makebeliever]

❉ Elie Saab Haute Couture Autumn/Winter 2015-16 - Gold Details

[alcoholicscientist-deactivated2]

“Fair point. What idea?”

[princeofchocolate]

“Oh, I can’t even remember. Something about - trapping people and herding them like cattle. Just trust me that it was completely ridiculous, and I was absolutely right about it!”

[princeofchocolate]

'Gay' can either mean 'Happy' or that you romantically and/or sexually like guys. That anon would be asking the romantic/sexual one though.

“Alright, fine!! I know what it means.”

“But it’s a really rude question!!!”

[princeofchocolate]

do you like kissing guys or girls?

“Not really, no!”

[princeofchocolate]

I'm pretty sure any bugs that fall out of whatever IK gives you are being spawned by my fellow anons just to get a rise from you. It's immature, yes... But it's how they get their childish kicks.

“I don’t care WHERE they come from. If I see any more I’m going to faint!”

“What sort of ruler only has a few blankets and sweaters to offer beautiful delicate princely visitors, anyway? He lives in an ice world! It shows an unbelievable lack of foresight, if you ask me.”

[princeofchocolate]

are you gay?

“I’m sure I haven’t the faintest idea what you mean.” Or will pretend not to, anyway.

[princeofchocolate]

prods the blanket given by ice king and ice lice fall out of it,

“EW EW EW EW GET IT AWAYYYYY!!! ICE KIIIIIING!!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE I ALMOST TOUCHED THAT!!!”