Bow Before the Lord of Chaos

Ah, so you've found my little blog. How fortunate for you. I am Klarion, the Lord of Chaos. You can either fear me or admire how great I am. [[This is now an rp blog that is apart of a Young Justice exclusive RP Group.]]

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Whoopsee (Klarion/Rose AU)

[youngjustice-ravager]

Rose had to force herself to stop from doing a literal facepalm. She supposed she should have expected him to arrive at that conclusion, but it didn’t change that he had clearly missed the obvious. Well, with how badly she had screwed up hiding it, there was no point in drawing it out any longer…she had to tell him.

Clearing her throat, she sat on the edge of the bed and looked at Klarion. She had to keep her eyes from drifting downward, though—magic did have its advantages in certain…areas. “Klarion…you can close the robe. Uh, for now at least. We can do that later. Anyway… I’m not trying to proposition you to have your kid. I’m saying that I’m…already pregnant with it.”

[princeofpentagrams]

Ugh he did not like the way put more clothes on sounded. “….You are with child? My child? Oh” This was much better news then the upcoming strawberry toppled cheesecakes. “Oh my…I didn’t think a day like this would ever come. I would have preferred a proper conception ritual buuuut oh Teekl did you hear that? I’m going to be a father!”

Teekl mewed and went into the bathroom, “Oh no don’t play with the trash again!”

[youngjustice-ravager]

Well, he certainly seemed excited about the news. That was something, at least. The problem remained, however, of what she should do about the situation. She already knew deep down that she was going to give birth to the child—abortion was out of the question. Giving the kid up was an option…though not a very enticing one. Klarion probably wouldn’t be too happy about that. But she also knew that she couldn’t have her child being raised to be witch boy 2.0. Absolutely no way.

"Yeah, that’s… I mean, it’s big news. Obviously." She took a deep breath and pressed her hand to her forehead. Oh her parents were going to be pissed. Even if it wasn’t Klarion’s, she was still in high school. Oh god, she was going to be like one of those teen moms on that stupid tv show… "But here’s the deal. If I…keep this kid, I want to raise it my way. I don’t want my child to be raised to be a little lordling of chaos. You can still be a father…just, by my rules. That’s the condition."

[princeofpentagrams]

".....I...." He wasn't sure if he could fully accept those conditions. Though. On the other hand he had grown to be quite fond of the human girl. Ugh life choices. So difficult. "I have to be able to teach it magics. Rose that's who I am. That's what I've been for centuries"

[princeofpentagrams]

You Alien Woman, You're Behind My Cat Missing (Klarion and Starfire)

Klarion was doing better at the whole, let’s not destroy things and make Kaldur upset at him. Today however had been a low day. For Klarion that meant going to the city and not being fawned upon by beautiful women. In fact someone stepped on his foot. How dare they! Their apologizes meant nothing to Klarion and he could have, should have, turned them into a …he was so mad he wasn’t even sure. Probably a platypus.

Now he couldn’t even find his familiar his one true weakness and only thing to keep him on this plane. So he did the most natural thing to come to his mind by putting people into orbs and lifting them up to see if he could find his dear Teekl. “Ugh I know you are not far! I sense my magics coming from your stupid body!”

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The peaceful day that Kory had been thinking of having was shattered when people started to float in small bubbles all around her. The orange skinned alien did not even have any time to react when she herself was encased inside one. Immediately her warrior training kicked in and she started to punch at the walls of the bubble she was trapped in. It took a few punches but with a loud cry the Tamaranian was able to break the orb. Green eyes glowing and starbolts in each hand, Starfire floated up to try and see who was causing the disruption.

Catching sight of a black clad figure, moving through the orbs she flew over to them. “Excuse me. But might I ask why you are causing such disruption and mayhem for no reason whatsoever?”

[princeofpentagrams]

Klarion narrowed his eyes at the alien. She must be the one responsible for Teekl's disappearance. Just looking at her. Yes. The obvious kidnap a cat type. "I am in search of my familiar. But I have a feeling that you know where he is. Tell me darling." He started gathering a dark energy force in his hand to back up his threat. "Where can I find him?"

[lolyouthoughtiwasreallyevil]

Party Time (Roy, Wally, Mal, Klar, Cam)

[chill-dude-chill]

"…uh cheers" He wasn’t wrong, Cameron was planning on spending most of the night avoiding Wally and hanging around Mal. It was really a bad idea for him to even be here but he was going to make the most of it, booze and boobs. "And dude I don’t see you with a girlfriend so I’d ix-nay on the "success with the female species" ey."

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Wally walked up to Kaldur as Roy went off to get up and personal with one of the girls. “Well, I’m surprised Klarion didn’t deem me the most pathetic of the bunch.” he laughed, patting Kaldur on the shoulder. “How you holding up so far? Does Raquel got everything planned or what?” he smiled. They were both going through similar circumstances, trying to save the world while alos planning for a wedding. Although Kaldur and Raquel seemed a little more organized then Wally and Artemis (probably because Kaldur helped out a little more in the planning then Wally did).

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"Right…" Mal said as he scoffed at Klarion’s words. He doubted Klarion had any success with the female species. He took another swig of his beer before putting it down on the counter. "I think what he means is forget about everything else and have a good time. Just in his own…odd Klarion way," he said clapping Cam on the shoulder a few times. "So go get’em."

[lolyouthoughtiwasreallyevil]

Kaldur managed to stop himself from explaining that Women, or females and Klarion described them, were not a separate species. And considering them as such might be why Klarion had issues with human women. He just asked the bartender for a scotch instead.

"I believe that Raquel has everything in hand," Kaldur answered Wally. "She has had Karen helping her plan things. All I’ve had to do is give my approval, though I trust in their taste."

[youngjustice-cloneroy-blog]

Roy tried to block everything else out as one of the strippers came up to him. She was definitely hot, and seemed pretty normal, in spite of her being provided by Klarion. Perhaps he would actually be able to enjoy this. He leaned back in his seat, kept his hands on the arms of the chair, and let the stripper get to work. The announcement that he had just been recently divorced seemed to spur her on a little harder than most regular strippers would, which he was certainly not complaining about. By the time she started grinding him, he was already in heaven.

[princeofpentagrams]

"I will have you know that I have a female companion right now." Klarion smugly grinned. Oh how he wanted to see Icicle Junior squirm. Not for any particular reason but he simply loved to make people jealous of what he had. "You may know her, Ravager? Silver hair, one eye. So, yes, I am more then qualified to brag about my superior status."

[youngjustice-ravager]

Whoopsee (Klarion/Rose AU)

[youngjustice-ravager]

Rose frowned a little, as she stepped into her jeans. Klarion seemed quite intent on turning his kid into a near copy of himself, boy or girl. Well, she would be damned of she didn’t get a say in it. And what about the mother, huh? Would I—she—even get a say in how to raise your our, damn it, your kid?” Son of a bitch, she had chosen one hell of a time to get tongue tied. Add to that how defensive she had just come off… Sure, just let slip that you’re pregnant, good going! “I mean, I would hope that the mother would be able to help determine how the child was raised…”

[princeofpentagrams]

"Oh, well, yes I suppose she……..ohhhh ho ho ohh I see what this is" Klarion the Prince of Pentagrams, the Lord of Chaos, sex god, most genius brilliant being in existence had figured it out! Frankly he should have seen this coming. What with them spending so much time with one another. He never imagined that this is how we would be proposition for a child. Why else would she ask those questions.

So like any logical man would do in the situation he leaned back on the bed and opened his robe to show off his sexy pasty white chest of magic, “If you wanted to bear my child you should just say so.” He then patted his lap, “But I deem you worthy, hop on”

[youngjustice-ravager]

Rose had to force herself to stop from doing a literal facepalm. She supposed she should have expected him to arrive at that conclusion, but it didn’t change that he had clearly missed the obvious. Well, with how badly she had screwed up hiding it, there was no point in drawing it out any longer…she had to tell him.

Clearing her throat, she sat on the edge of the bed and looked at Klarion. She had to keep her eyes from drifting downward, though—magic did have its advantages in certain…areas. “Klarion…you can close the robe. Uh, for now at least. We can do that later. Anyway… I’m not trying to proposition you to have your kid. I’m saying that I’m…already pregnant with it.”

[princeofpentagrams]

Ugh he did not like the way put more clothes on sounded. "....You are with child? My child? Oh" This was much better news then the upcoming strawberry toppled cheesecakes. "Oh my...I didn't think a day like this would ever come. I would have preferred a proper conception ritual buuuut oh Teekl did you hear that? I'm going to be a father!"

Teekl mewed and went into the bathroom, "Oh no don't play with the trash again!"

[princeofpentagrams]

You Alien Woman, You're Behind My Cat Missing (Starfire)

Klarion was doing better at the whole, let's not destroy things and make Kaldur upset at him. Today however had been a low day. For Klarion that meant going to the city and not being fawned upon by beautiful women. In fact someone stepped on his foot. How dare they! Their apologizes meant nothing to Klarion and he could have, should have, turned them into a ...he was so mad he wasn't even sure. Probably a platypus.

Now he couldn't even find his familiar his one true weakness and only thing to keep him on this plane. So he did the most natural thing to come to his mind by putting people into orbs and lifting them up to see if he could find his dear Teekl. "Ugh I know you are not far! I sense my magics coming from your stupid body!"

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Playing With Lex's New Toys (Ravager S3)

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"Oh" Klarion was thankful that they had stopped walking. Oh physical exertion. Oh he was going to feel this tomorrow. Ha. Just kidding! That’s what magics are for. "I suppose it is getting late" He checked his watch and tapped it to show him the current time in America. "Is it past your bed time? Young humans do need to rest in order to grow properly"

[youngjustice-ravager]

Rose gave Klarion a sidelong glance. “Uh, yeah, I don’t really have a bed time…I just go to sleep when I’m tired. And I’m not really tired right now, so…” She shrugged, then started heading down the steps. “You know, it would be cool to spend the whole day here. Maybe even over night. I don’t have anything really important tomorrow, as long as I get those documents to Lex by the weekend. I don’t know, you want to check out Hong Kong, or Beijing maybe?”

[princeofpentagrams]

Oh good! That was wonderful news! He loved having a companion that actually wanted to stay by his side. An adult sleepover. Ah. This would be delightful. "Oh yes we cannot leave Lex high and dry" Pigman. "I would love to spend the evening with you, to be honest I don't know what to do in these parts. I have more practice with Celtic runes and rituals. What is there to do?"

[youngjustice-ravager]

Whoopsee (Klarion/Rose AU)

[youngjustice-ravager]

Rose tried not to flinch at Klarion’s words, as she clipped her bra behind her back. The thought of having a son that became a carbon copy of Klarion did not appeal to her. No, if she was going to have a kid, she’d raise him her way. “And what if it was a girl? You seem so excited about a boy, and yet it’s a fifty-fifty shot last time I checked.”

She still didn’t even know what she was going to do about this, so she didn’t know why she was discussing it. Could she really keep Klarion's child? She really didn't want to have an abortion. In fact, the thought appalled her. But having the kid and then giving it away for adoption didn't sit well with her either. She couldn't just go on acting normal when she had a kid out there. But keeping it? With Klarion as the father?

Ugh, why did this have to be so damn difficult? She just had to start banging the witch boy, of all people.

[princeofpentagrams]

Klarion tapped his chin in thought, his eyes wide with wonder. “It could be a girl couldn’t it?” As if it were news for him that magically assigning a gender to his desire would be frowned upon. Hm. He would have to think about this scenario. “A girl would be lovely. Obviously. She would inherit my good looks. I would train her to be a superior being as no daughter of mine will be subordinate” His lips curved up into a smile. “And her wardrobe would be much more versatile than Klarion Juniors”

[youngjustice-ravager]

Rose frowned a little, as she stepped into her jeans. Klarion seemed quite intent on turning his kid into a near copy of himself, boy or girl. Well, she would be damned of she didn’t get a say in it. And what about the mother, huh? Would I—she—even get a say in how to raise your our, damn it, your kid?” Son of a bitch, she had chosen one hell of a time to get tongue tied. Add to that how defensive she had just come off… Sure, just let slip that you’re pregnant, good going! “I mean, I would hope that the mother would be able to help determine how the child was raised…”

[princeofpentagrams]

"Oh, well, yes I suppose she........ohhhh ho ho ohh I see what this is" Klarion the Prince of Pentagrams, the Lord of Chaos, sex god, most genius brilliant being in existence had figured it out! Frankly he should have seen this coming. What with them spending so much time with one another. He never imagined that this is how we would be proposition for a child. Why else would she ask those questions.

So like any logical man would do in the situation he leaned back on the bed and opened his robe to show off his sexy pasty white chest of magic, "If you wanted to bear my child you should just say so." He then patted his lap, "But I deem you worthy, hop on"

[princeofpentagrams]

Playing With Lex's New Toys (Ravager S3)

[youngjustice-ravager]

"Yeah, well… don’t go telling anyone," she said, giving him a look out the corner of her eye. "Or thinking that I’m some softie all of a sudden. I can enjoy a view and still hurt people just the same." 

She didn’t like showing people that other side of her. She could with Roy, of course, because he was—or had been—her boyfriend. She liked him, she could let her guard down around him. But the others? She had always kept that guard up. With Klarion, though, it was different. He wasn’t part of her team, and he didn’t have any preconceived notions about her. She could just… be herself.

[princeofpentagrams]

"Oh yes. You are a pitbull." Klarion wasn’t fond of dogs, though, he found that it was the best animal choice to describe Rose. People often feared pitbulls due to aggressive natures and looks…the eyepatch probably scared enough people. But deep down they just wanted their bellies rubbed and are sweet animals. One of those unfortunate owner situations. Klarion supposed that would be Lex in this scenario. Or father Slade. "I’m terrified of your ferociousness"

[youngjustice-ravager]

Rose lifted an eyebrow at him, hands on her hips. It was quite obvious that he was being sarcastic. “Very funny, witch boy. How about we leave the humor to the professionals and just keep walking, alright?” She gave him another look, then continued on down the wall. 

They didn’t go far, just a couple miles, enough to take in the sights without over exerting themselves. When they came to the next descending stairway back to ground level, Rose leaned over and hummed out a breath. “You know, I probably should get heading back home…But we’re in China for crying out loud. And you can teleport us back whenever, right? So…you want to find something else to do?”

[princeofpentagrams]

"Oh" Klarion was thankful that they had stopped walking. Oh physical exertion. Oh he was going to feel this tomorrow. Ha. Just kidding! That's what magics are for. "I suppose it is getting late" He checked his watch and tapped it to show him the current time in America. "Is it past your bed time? Young humans do need to rest in order to grow properly"

[youngjustice-ravager]

Whoopsee (Klarion/Rose AU)

[princeofpentagrams]

Upon hearing Rose exit the shower, Klarion sat up a bit more and leaned forward to catch a good glimpse. He knew Teekl was good for something! Other then their spirit bond that keeps him on this dimensional plane. “While you were cleansing I have ordered us room service. I also didn’t know what you cared for so I ordered you everything on the menu and I ordered myself cheesecake with strawberry icing. I’m excited to say that I’m looking forward to this treat”

[youngjustice-ravager]

Rose lifted an eyebrow. “One of everything? I mean, I am hungry…” But that was a hell of a lot of food. Granted, with her metabolism she could eat whatever she wanted and not gain a pound, and had on more than one occasion had multiple entrees when severely hungry. At least whatever she didn’t eat she could always save for later. “I do hope you got me some cheesecake, too, though. That’s my favorite dessert.”

Moving away from Teekl, Rose made her way to her side of the hotel room and dropped the towel as she started searching through the drawers for a change of clothes. Nothing complicated, just jeans and a T-shirt, and her underwear of course. She lifted up two different bras, debating with herself on which one to wear.

"So, question," she said. "Have you ever, uh… wondered what it would be like to have kids? In all your eons of existence."

[princeofpentagrams]

“Of course I got you a cheesecake” …A total lie. The second Rose turned away from him he was right back on the phone to add addtional cheesecake to the order. A slip of the mind. Or pure selfishness. Mostly the latter. Klarion loved cheesecake and why share? What is sharing?  He barely even heard the question as he placed the phone down. That was an odd topic of conversation. Rose didn’t seem the type to care for the existence of young ones. “Hypothetically? I like the idea of having a younger version of me. Klarion Jr. Obviously would be his name” Klarion turned to her, sitting on his knees as he became more excited while he spoke fondly of KJ. “I could teach him magics, and he would be one of the most feared beings of chaos…next to me of course. A prince! And oh blood magic is much more powerful…yes I’ve thought about it. Taking on apprentices for brief periods of time can get dull and unfulfilling”

[youngjustice-ravager]

Rose tried not to flinch at Klarion’s words, as she clipped her bra behind her back. The thought of having a son that became a carbon copy of Klarion did not appeal to her. No, if she was going to have a kid, she’d raise him her way. “And what if it was a girl? You seem so excited about a boy, and yet it’s a fifty-fifty shot last time I checked.”

She still didn’t even know what she was going to do about this, so she didn’t know why she was discussing it. Could she really keep Klarion's child? She really didn't want to have an abortion. In fact, the thought appalled her. But having the kid and then giving it away for adoption didn't sit well with her either. She couldn't just go on acting normal when she had a kid out there. But keeping it? With Klarion as the father?

Ugh, why did this have to be so damn difficult? She just had to start banging the witch boy, of all people.

[princeofpentagrams]

Klarion tapped his chin in thought, his eyes wide with wonder. "It could be a girl couldn't it?" As if it were news for him that magically assigning a gender to his desire would be frowned upon. Hm. He would have to think about this scenario. "A girl would be lovely. Obviously. She would inherit my good looks. I would train her to be a superior being as no daughter of mine will be subordinate" His lips curved up into a smile. "And her wardrobe would be much more versatile than Klarion Juniors"

[princeofpentagrams]

Playing With Lex's New Toys (Ravager S3)

[youngjustice-ravager]

"It’s not that it’s exciting," Rose said, as they started up the steps to the top of the wall. "It’s just… peaceful. And gorgeous. I mean, just look at the view. And then there’s the history of the wall. I’m not usually one for all that kind of sentimental crap, but this is different. It’s… special. I don’t know, hard to describe, but I like it."

[princeofpentagrams]

"I never took you as the type" Klarion had been surprised by Silvermist’s observations of this man made structure. He could admit. Despite the long amount of strenuous walking that the view was stunning. Breath taking. "Especially someone your age who takes affinity to stabbing people."

[youngjustice-ravager]

"Yeah, well… don’t go telling anyone," she said, giving him a look out the corner of her eye. "Or thinking that I’m some softie all of a sudden. I can enjoy a view and still hurt people just the same."

She didn’t like showing people that other side of her. She could with Roy, of course, because he was—or had been—her boyfriend. She liked him, she could let her guard down around him. But the others? She had always kept that guard up. With Klarion, though, it was different. He wasn’t part of her team, and he didn’t have any preconceived notions about her. She could just… be herself.

[princeofpentagrams]

"Oh yes. You are a pitbull." Klarion wasn't fond of dogs, though, he found that it was the best animal choice to describe Rose. People often feared pitbulls due to aggressive natures and looks...the eyepatch probably scared enough people. But deep down they just wanted their bellies rubbed and are sweet animals. One of those unfortunate owner situations. Klarion supposed that would be Lex in this scenario. Or father Slade. "I'm terrified of your ferociousness"

[youngjustice-ravager]

Whoopsee (Klarion/Rose AU)

[princeofpentagrams]

Upon hearing Rose exit the shower, Klarion sat up a bit more and leaned forward to catch a good glimpse. He knew Teekl was good for something! Other then their spirit bond that keeps him on this dimensional plane. “While you were cleansing I have ordered us room service. I also didn’t know what you cared for so I ordered you everything on the menu and I ordered myself cheesecake with strawberry icing. I’m excited to say that I’m looking forward to this treat”

[youngjustice-ravager]

Rose lifted an eyebrow. “One of everything? I mean, I am hungry…” But that was a hell of a lot of food. Granted, with her metabolism she could eat whatever she wanted and not gain a pound, and had on more than one occasion had multiple entrees when severely hungry. At least whatever she didn’t eat she could always save for later. “I do hope you got me some cheesecake, too, though. That’s my favorite dessert.”

Moving away from Teekl, Rose made her way to her side of the hotel room and dropped the towel as she started searching through the drawers for a change of clothes. Nothing complicated, just jeans and a T-shirt, and her underwear of course. She lifted up two different bras, debating with herself on which one to wear.

"So, question," she said. "Have you ever, uh… wondered what it would be like to have kids? In all your eons of existence."

[princeofpentagrams]

"Of course I got you a cheesecake" ...A total lie. The second Rose turned away from him he was right back on the phone to add addtional cheesecake to the order. A slip of the mind. Or pure selfishness. Mostly the latter. Klarion loved cheesecake and why share? What is sharing? 

He barely even heard the question as he placed the phone down. That was an odd topic of conversation. Rose didn't seem the type to care for the existence of young ones. "Hypothetically? I like the idea of having a younger version of me. Klarion Jr. Obviously would be his name" Klarion turned to her, sitting on his knees as he became more excited while he spoke fondly of KJ. "I could teach him magics, and he would be one of the most feared beings of chaos...next to me of course. A prince! And oh blood magic is much more powerful...yes I've thought about it. Taking on apprentices for brief periods of time can get dull and unfulfilling"

[princeofpentagrams]

Playing With Lex's New Toys (Ravager S3)

[youngjustice-ravager]

"Oh geez, come on, it won’t kill you to stretch your legs a little," Rose said, ushering him along with a hand on his back. "It’s not like we’re going to walk the whole thing, maybe just a couple miles. Besides ,can’t you like… float?"

[princeofpentagrams]

"The point of being undercover is to draw less attention to ourselves" Klarion could imagine that the underlings didn’t see people floating very often. Oh! Duh. "I’ll simply just boost my endurance with a spell. It’ll prevent me from perspiring. Come let us walk this…wall. Why is this exciting?"

[youngjustice-ravager]

"It’s not that it’s exciting," Rose said, as they started up the steps to the top of the wall. "It’s just… peaceful. And gorgeous. I mean, just look at the view. And then there’s the history of the wall. I’m not usually one for all that kind of sentimental crap, but this is different. It’s… special. I don’t know, hard to describe, but I like it."

[princeofpentagrams]

"I never took you as the type" Klarion had been surprised by Silvermist's observations of this man made structure. He could admit. Despite the long amount of strenuous walking that the view was stunning. Breath taking. "Especially someone your age who takes affinity to stabbing people."

[youngjustice-ravager]

Whoopsee (Klarion/Rose AU)

Positive.

Rose shut her eyes tight a few seconds, then opened them again, as if expecting the mark to change. It didn’t of course. All it did was confirm her suspicions over the last few days—especially after missing her period. The test was positive. She was pregnant. Her young age alone would have made that a problem, but the fact that there was only one person who could be the father… well that was another problem all its own.

Granted, Klarion wasn’t as bad as most people seemed to think, and she did enjoy her time with him. It had certainly been fun so far. After they had taken down Lex, the Team still hadn’t forgiven her. Well, the leaders had, but the other members couldn’t take her being around them, especially Roy, so she had ultimately left. After that, she had hung around Klarion for the most part, one of the only real friends she had (heh, that was weird, Klarion being a real friend), and for the most part he’d been good to her. But the father of her child? That… was a frightening thought.

They weren’t dating or anything—she didn’t really think ageless Lords’ of Chaos did dating—but they had been sleeping together regularly. It had started off fun and innocent enough, a sort of experiment when Rose had been going through a rough time, and hell it had been pretty fantastic. So, after she started acting as his ‘assistant’ (he kept calling her that, but she kept insisting she wasn’t an assistant, just a friend. With benefits), they had continued doing it. Somewhere along the way, however, she must have forgotten to take her birth control at some point…

Rose looked up from the test and around at the immaculate fancy bathroom. One of the perks of being Klarion’s friend was that he could do quite literally anything. That meant instant trips to wherever she wanted in the world while staying at the fanciest luxury hotels imaginable. Whenever she had a long weekend break or didn’t mind cutting a few days of school, it was off to Hong Kong, or Paris, or Maui. Right now they were in Bali, Indonesia, during Spring Break. A really fabulous place, with ancient temples, gorgeous beaches, and a rugged atmosphere perfect for her adventurous nature.

But now this news had put a halt on all of that. She was pregnant with a baby lordling of chaos. What in the hell was she supposed to do now?

[princeofpentagrams]

As Rose was in the bathroom, freaking out or showering or whatever it was girls did in the bathroom for long periods of time, Klarion had been laying in bed snuggled up in a nice warm robe. So fuzzy. He couldn’t be more relaxed at this exact moment in time. Earlier he had gotten a massage to try to relieve some of this awful tension in his back. Sex with Rose could do that to a guy. All worth it. 5 stars, 10/10 if anyone was asking.

Maybe he should check on her, that would be the polite thing to do. “Rose?” He called for her, praying all that was unholy that he wouldn’t have to get up from the comfy bed. “…Do you need help in there? I could call room service to bring a laxative if you needed assistance with…um…that. Make sure you wash your hands!” 

[youngjustice-ravager]

Rose practically dropped the test out of her hands when Klarion’s voice interrupted the silence. She caught it, fortunately, and set it back down on the sink. What to do, what to do… she couldn’t tell him. Not right this second, anyway. Soon. Eventually. Maybe. Fuck why did she had to forget her pill that one day?

"Uh, no don’t worry about it… I’m fine," she said, with a deep breath. "Just, um, fixing my hair. I’ll take a shower and then be right out."

Stupid, stupid. Why would she be fixing her hair before she took a shower? She smacked herself on the forehead and then stood up from the toilet. Well, no she had to actually shower, so she might as well get to it. She removed her eye patch and set it down on the other side of the sink, and glanced up briefly into the mirror. She frowned at the scar over her missing eye—it never got easier to look at. With a sigh, she turned the shower on and then stepped inside, closing the curtain behind herself.

[princeofpentagrams]

"Oh…alright!" He was relieved that he didn’t have to do anything, just sit back and relax from his cushy throne. And now that he knew that she wasn’t sick he felt free to order room service. What was her favorite thing again? Ah whatever he would just have to order everything. If she didn’t want it, he was sure some pigeon would. It wasn’t as if money was a problem. Perhaps next he would buy a shark for a pet.

Now that would be silly, Teekl would get jealous if he had found a new pet. “Teekl?” Klarion almost had a panic attack that his familiar had gone missing. “Stay away from the bathroom, if my dear assistant stabs you for invading her privacy I will be in a lot of pain. And ugh, I really do not want to get blood on this bed. These sheets are white.”

[youngjustice-ravager]

Rose remained in the shower for a few minutes after shutting the water off, juts holding a hand against her lower abdomen. This was just… so surreal. She wasn’t just pregnant… she was pregnant with Klarion. Oh her parents were going to freak. Especially her dad. Had it been almost anyone else, she probably would have just gotten a regular talking-to about how she should have been safe—even if she was being safe, she just forgot once—and that would have been the end of it. But considering Jade had slept with Klarion too in the past, and Slade really, really couldn’t stand him… oh this was going to be a disaster.

Finally, she got out of the shower and wrapped a towel around herself, then did the same to her hair. With a sigh, she opened the door and exited back into the main part of the hotel room. As she did, she felt something fuzzy rub up against her leg. A quick look down revealed Teekl, Klarion’s cat. Or familiar. Cat familiar. Was it a real cat? It was magical, at least… oh whatever, Teekl was Teekl.

"Hey there… kitty," Rose said, with a small clear of her throat. She bent down a little to scratch the cat behind the ears, her towel falling down partway as she went.

[princeofpentagrams]

Upon hearing Rose exit the shower, Klarion sat up a bit more and leaned forward to catch a good glimpse. He knew Teekl was good for something! Other then their spirit bond that keeps him on this dimensional plane. "While you were cleansing I have ordered us room service. I also didn't know what you cared for so I ordered you everything on the menu and I ordered myself cheesecake with strawberry icing. I'm excited to say that I'm looking forward to this treat"

[princeofpentagrams]

Playing With Lex's New Toys (Ravager S3)

[youngjustice-ravager]

"Uhh, yeah, no, I mean that’s fine… I suppose," Rose said, scratching her head. "Just wasn’t sure what exactly the plan was." Dark Arts Productions? Sounded so incredibly made up that… well, that people might actually think it was a real thing. Whatever. Apparently she was an intern as Dark Arts Productions on this trip. "Alright, so we got a picture of the wall. Now how about we walk it?"

[princeofpentagrams]

"W-walk it?" Klarion looked at the expanse of the wall. My there was a reason it was called the Great Wall of China it was so long so…oh no. Physical exertion. "I thought you wanted to look at it…it’s so long…nooo"

[youngjustice-ravager]

"Oh geez, come on, it won’t kill you to stretch your legs a little," Rose said, ushering him along with a hand on his back. "It’s not like we’re going to walk the whole thing, maybe just a couple miles. Besides ,can’t you like… float?"

[princeofpentagrams]

"The point of being undercover is to draw less attention to ourselves" Klarion could imagine that the underlings didn't see people floating very often. Oh! Duh. "I'll simply just boost my endurance with a spell. It'll prevent me from perspiring. Come let us walk this...wall. Why is this exciting?"

[youngjustice-ravager]

Whoopsee (Klarion/Rose AU)

Positive.

Rose shut her eyes tight a few seconds, then opened them again, as if expecting the mark to change. It didn’t of course. All it did was confirm her suspicions over the last few days—especially after missing her period. The test was positive. She was pregnant. Her young age alone would have made that a problem, but the fact that there was only one person who could be the father… well that was another problem all its own.

Granted, Klarion wasn’t as bad as most people seemed to think, and she did enjoy her time with him. It had certainly been fun so far. After they had taken down Lex, the Team still hadn’t forgiven her. Well, the leaders had, but the other members couldn’t take her being around them, especially Roy, so she had ultimately left. After that, she had hung around Klarion for the most part, one of the only real friends she had (heh, that was weird, Klarion being a real friend), and for the most part he’d been good to her. But the father of her child? That… was a frightening thought.

They weren’t dating or anything—she didn’t really think ageless Lords’ of Chaos did dating—but they had been sleeping together regularly. It had started off fun and innocent enough, a sort of experiment when Rose had been going through a rough time, and hell it had been pretty fantastic. So, after she started acting as his ‘assistant’ (he kept calling her that, but she kept insisting she wasn’t an assistant, just a friend. With benefits), they had continued doing it. Somewhere along the way, however, she must have forgotten to take her birth control at some point…

Rose looked up from the test and around at the immaculate fancy bathroom. One of the perks of being Klarion’s friend was that he could do quite literally anything. That meant instant trips to wherever she wanted in the world while staying at the fanciest luxury hotels imaginable. Whenever she had a long weekend break or didn’t mind cutting a few days of school, it was off to Hong Kong, or Paris, or Maui. Right now they were in Bali, Indonesia, during Spring Break. A really fabulous place, with ancient temples, gorgeous beaches, and a rugged atmosphere perfect for her adventurous nature.

But now this news had put a halt on all of that. She was pregnant with a baby lordling of chaos. What in the hell was she supposed to do now?

[princeofpentagrams]

As Rose was in the bathroom, freaking out or showering or whatever it was girls did in the bathroom for long periods of time, Klarion had been laying in bed snuggled up in a nice warm robe. So fuzzy. He couldn’t be more relaxed at this exact moment in time. Earlier he had gotten a massage to try to relieve some of this awful tension in his back. Sex with Rose could do that to a guy. All worth it. 5 stars, 10/10 if anyone was asking.

Maybe he should check on her, that would be the polite thing to do. “Rose?” He called for her, praying all that was unholy that he wouldn’t have to get up from the comfy bed. “…Do you need help in there? I could call room service to bring a laxative if you needed assistance with…um…that. Make sure you wash your hands!” 

[youngjustice-ravager]

Rose practically dropped the test out of her hands when Klarion’s voice interrupted the silence. She caught it, fortunately, and set it back down on the sink. What to do, what to do… she couldn’t tell him. Not right this second, anyway. Soon. Eventually. Maybe. Fuck why did she had to forget her pill that one day?

"Uh, no don’t worry about it… I’m fine," she said, with a deep breath. "Just, um, fixing my hair. I’ll take a shower and then be right out."

Stupid, stupid. Why would she be fixing her hair before she took a shower? She smacked herself on the forehead and then stood up from the toilet. Well, no she had to actually shower, so she might as well get to it. She removed her eye patch and set it down on the other side of the sink, and glanced up briefly into the mirror. She frowned at the scar over her missing eye—it never got easier to look at. With a sigh, she turned the shower on and then stepped inside, closing the curtain behind herself.

[princeofpentagrams]

"Oh...alright!" He was relieved that he didn't have to do anything, just sit back and relax from his cushy throne. And now that he knew that she wasn't sick he felt free to order room service. What was her favorite thing again? Ah whatever he would just have to order everything. If she didn't want it, he was sure some pigeon would. It wasn't as if money was a problem. Perhaps next he would buy a shark for a pet.

Now that would be silly, Teekl would get jealous if he had found a new pet. "Teekl?" Klarion almost had a panic attack that his familiar had gone missing. "Stay away from the bathroom, if my dear assistant stabs you for invading her privacy I will be in a lot of pain. And ugh, I really do not want to get blood on this bed. These sheets are white."

[princeofpentagrams]

Playing With Lex's New Toys (Ravager S3)

[youngjustice-ravager]

Rose blinked at the with boy, not quite sure what to make of his sudden change in tone. Whatever, at this point she had learned to just go with it. Trying to make sense of Klarion was like trying to ice skate uphill. Pretty much pointless. “Alright… what company? And, who are we putting this act on for, exactly?”

[princeofpentagrams]

What company? What kind of question was that!? Oh. A valid one to anyone who actually cared to interact with them. “Klarion Inc. No! Dark Arts productions. Art is much classier then corporate. We have culture. And values” He looked from other random tourists to her and back. “Isn’t this what you people do? Code names and lies? Disguises, under cover? I am simply trying to make you more comfortable with your surroundings. How selfish of me”

[youngjustice-ravager]

"Uhh, yeah, no, I mean that’s fine… I suppose," Rose said, scratching her head. "Just wasn’t sure what exactly the plan was." Dark Arts Productions? Sounded so incredibly made up that… well, that people might actually think it was a real thing. Whatever. Apparently she was an intern as Dark Arts Productions on this trip. "Alright, so we got a picture of the wall. Now how about we walk it?"

[princeofpentagrams]

"W-walk it?" Klarion looked at the expanse of the wall. My there was a reason it was called the Great Wall of China it was so long so...oh no. Physical exertion. "I thought you wanted to look at it...it's so long...nooo"