Princeps Civitatis Augustus

Imperator Caesar Divi Filius Augustus, primus inter pares - definitely not disasembling the republic and building a monarchy on it's ruins.

[princeps-civitatis-augustus]

Just got adopted. RIP new dad.

Thanks for the inheritance.

[trucywright]

the theory that ovid lied about being exiled is hilarious. i don't think it could be true but imagine writing about being exiled and how you're so sad and depressed and begging augustus to let you go back home and the entire time you're sitting in your fancy house in the rich people area of rome and augustus is just extremely confused.

[finelythreadedsky]

lex iulia de adulteriis coercendis (17 BCE)

[en-theos]

pillow princeps

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

primus inter penes

[en-theos]

impenetrator

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

cuntifex maximus

[en-theos]

cocksul

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

tribunus pubis

[princeps-civitatis-augustus]

Into exile with all of you.

[princeps-civitatis-augustus]

Happy Birthday Ovid! I think I should give him a birthday present. Maybe an extended vacation, far away from the city...

[princeps-civitatis-augustus]

Should I

Exile Ovid

Marry a Livia, who will dominate me in all things

Proscribe Cicero

All of the above

Voting ended onFeb 17, 2023

[ovid]

would you exile me?

yes

no

Voting ended onFeb 13, 2023

[princeps-civitatis-augustus]

[princeps-civitatis-augustus]

New rules for new theatres!

For information on the seating order, please consult the Lex Iulia Theatralis.

[hortensius-deactivated20240909]

why am i not receiving ovid daily updates. augustus i know it’s you

[princeps-civitatis-augustus]

It's nice to be appreciated.

[princeps-civitatis-augustus]

Io Saturnalia!

May everyone enjoy this festive season.

[catilinas]

nice

[princeps-civitatis-augustus]

Stop it.

[pointnclick]

how is a little freak like me supposed to make it in this world

[princeps-civitatis-augustus]

Inherit political significance from your uncle and scheme to concentrate all constitutional powers on yourself to take over the state and turn it into an empire restore the republic.

[princeps-civitatis-augustus]

Why do people keep moaning about the land dispossessions for my forum? I said I build it on private property. I never said it was my private property.

[princeps-civitatis-augustus]

Congratulations to Marcus Tullius Cicero on his successful proscription. Chickpea, your severed body parts will make lovely Saturnalia ornaments for the Forum.

[hoeratius]

[princeps-civitatis-augustus]

Fucking Suetonius...

[princeps-civitatis-augustus]

Time to slut-shame the hell out of the republic.

[ovid]

the things i’d do to those lacunae ;)

[princeps-civitatis-augustus]

Not in my Rome.