fill my long ears with bees

tee :)

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

you sad little pervert

im happy big & sexually normal

[aire1111]

she didnt block me on pinterest so im sending her madd pictures of ghouls and devils

[mrhealyourgirl]

happy pride to losers who get no bitches and stack no paper

[hold-my-bedazzled-pocketknife]

Kavinsky: you gay?

*Ominous thunder rumbles*

Ronan: yess

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[hagiomoto]

Okay, if you are tired then you won't be able to read. There I say it. No one else want to say it. It is strange. If you are tired, if you cannot finish a book that's a given. That's why you need to read...at work. You need to steal your reading time from your employers.

[0v9]

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

[loki-zen]

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[comparativetarot]

Four of Swords. Art by Jesse Lonergan, from The Unveiled Tarot.

[bothpalms]

Baba's domain 🐈 Collab with @ceeejus 🌟

[sadclowncentral]

i`m going to loose my mind i just burnt my toast and i am so tired that for some reason i completely forgot where i was. and with the instinct ingrained from years of living on a sailing boat as a child i just went to feed the fish.

only that i am not on a sailing boat. there are no fish to feed. i just fucking threw bread out of the window of a third story apartment in the middle of the city very much on land. what the fuck

[princeshrub]

came to work, pooped twice, sent 1 email, watched a youtube video, ate snacks and now i’m going home

[princeshrub]

no one believed me about the trappist monks and how awesome their beer is at trivia last night

[firewalkwithmedvd]

[desperately trying to sexualize doing laundry] putting... my load... in the

[princeshrub]

us against the world shaking ass in the parking lot

[trycijacks]

husband come home the kids miss you