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byf

i have 5 placements in scorpio.

#feel like it’s only fair to warn ppl ya know #was thedreamthieves

we are NOT bringing 4chan incel terminology to this site, take that "foid" out of your post and go wash your blog out with soap

#prev

ot3

not saying this is what that last person was implying at all, but there have been real times where people have acted like being bored to tears by domestic fluff means i dont understand the hypothetical appeal of that happening in real life. and sometimes i just get so blindsided by other peoples understanding of what fiction is even, like, for, categorically. because wish fulfillment/aspiration is so low down on the list of what makes a work hit for me. in many many instances my enjoyment of a piece of fiction goes up directly in proportion with how much i would never in a million years want to directly experience anything happening there.

sacred-portal

stantler

Many lgbt teenagers and young adults growing up on the internet today have socially conservative beliefs that they voice at all times that they got from their conservative parents which they’ve never challenged because they think the life experience of being gay or trans makes them politically progressive

stantler

This is why I hate it when people say something homophobic and then go “so you’re really accusing me, a whole ass lesbian, of being homophobic 🙄” like yeah

#best post on this website tbh

grotesqueinator

boys should hump things and cum in their pants more

every man in iwtv is my wife. like they’re not women but they are my wives.

lestatdelioncuort

Sam Reid as LESTAT DE LIONCOURT

THE VAMPIRE LESTAT | 3.05 "NEW YORK"

#my insane wife <3 #iwtv #tvl

weaver-z

It's hilarious to me that Al Capone was an amazing tipper. I get why it took so long to catch him.

weaver-z

Me and the other caddies watching Al Capone beat a guy to death with a golf club after he gave each of us the 2022 equivalent of $1600

i think the thing about enemies to lovers for me is the best ones have an aspect of dubcon to them. like im sorry but they do. it’s kinda what makes it hot. and of course ppl these days are too afraid to Go There because scared of twitter disorder. so instead we get the most boring, milquetoast “enemies” where they don’t even hate each other the first time they fuck.