he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me
I told the hibachi guy to "make me regret being born" when he asked how spicy I wanted my spicy chicken, and he just nodded solemnly. I'll see you all in Valhalla
I'm seeing dead prophets
I found a rock :)
My troubles will soon be over!
-Cain, Genesis book IV
Old dude came in the shop and when I said "lemme know if you have any questions" he goes "what was the name of Alexander the Great's horse," thinking he was so funny. I told him Bucephalus, and he was so disappointed. Like his whole day was hanging on beating me at trivia. He says "you're only the second person who knew that" and I said "well, probably the third if you count Alexander the Great." He left without buying anything, and did not say goodbye. I think I honestly hurt his weird little feelings! Sorry I'm a bitch, old man!
I had one of these once, bookshop customer randomly challenged me to name, quote, ‘the only word in English where two u’s are next to each other’, and when I immediately said ‘vacuum’ he looked disappointed and when I pointed out it isn’t even the only word with two u’s next to each other in English and offered ‘continuum’ as an example he looked like I’d just punched his ribcage out his back like a Mortal Kombat character
People claiming this didn’t happen have never worked a day in retail
burger king is offering a 1 cent whopper through their mobile app if you unlock the coupon while at a mcdonald’s
why does the burger king app have quests
no but if 2022 is okayish and it’s all because a straw goat burnt down what do we do then. where do we go from that point.
Burn more
This is why ancient people practiced ritual sacrifice.
NSFW will be tagged as #lemon sorta NSFW is #Lime Weird fet shit/ extreme NSFW is #orange reblog to spread awareness that we’re back on the citrus scale
how do people ignore the bible verse that implies jesus is trans
varieties of clown, ranked from best to worst:
jester (noble, refined, revered ancestor of all modern clowns)
fool (similar to a jester, but less commercial, more dedicated to everyday clownery, usually does it for the love of the game rather than success)
regular clown (standard, not much else to say!)
rodeo clown (brave but brutish, no sense of subtlety or nuance)
mime (doesnt laugh, untrustworthy, frequently trapping themselves within spaces invisible to non-clowns <– stupid)
anyone who juggles
feel free to add to this but if you reorder it ill kill you with my hands
7. you
post cancelled, nobody is allowed to be mean to me
i do not think that he stopped
As Bed Bath and Above, so Bed Bath and Below
I really think Rasputin lucked out, in that being remembered by history as some species of giant unkillable sex wizard is something most of us can only fruitlessly aspire to.
i am FULLY against the sentiment that we don’t owe anybody anything. we owe people common decency. we owe people respect if it has been given to us. we owe people apologies & explanations when we hurt them. i don’t care.
they call me bath and body works because i like to take a bath and then go to your mom's house and make her body work
Promising. But the wording is a bit cumbersome
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