Princess Waffles

meeep! I'm Princess Waffles, a Winter White Hamster. I <3 sunflower seeds, my wheel, and sleeping. Ask me anything

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taught myself how to play the clarinet

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Today I spilled my food bowl on my head.

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Food-bowl livin

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sup

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diggin for sunflower seeds

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i refuse to eat anything but sunflower seeds

starving.

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Last night mother presented a sunflower seed before me. I was SO excited. I opened my mouth wide and jumped on that seed as fast as I could. Before I knew it, I found myself flown outside my house and mother was frantic. I opened my mouth and plopped on the floor. The taste of mothers thumb (along with my prize) was in my mouth. I was so confused. I'm still not quite sure what happened but I don't care because sunflower seeds.

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Last night I went for a ride in Gandalf's wagon. 

We hit a bump and the poor old wizard plopped right out. I'm sure he'll be fine. 

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Today mother put her big scary hand in my house hoping I'd hop onto it for an adventure or something. I was curious as to how it'd taste so I nipped it harder than usual. I think I made her pretty sad. I don't care though because sunflower seeds. 

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Later this evening I went on a journey through the Mines of Moria. There was some crazy stuff going on in Balin's tomb. I found some num nums laying about. There was even a treasure chest with some seeds in it for me. How neat is that?

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I ran in my ball for the first time today. I got attacked by a dust bunny in a scary corner. Mother had to come save me. It was traumatic. 

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Just pokin my head out of my burrow to say haaaay

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Me on the way to my new home.

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Last friday, my mother ventured to Petsmart hoping to get a long-haired hammy. Fortunately, they only had my adorable hammy-kind available, so she decided to give one of us a chance. The scary petsmart man picked up our igloo so mother could pick which of us she wanted, and I tried to curl up in a ball and disappear. This only drew attention to myself, as I looked like a tubby adorable ball of fluff. I was put in a big scary box, and taken on a new adventure.